Raw 05/28/12 - Heyman nice shot

[goh]

First a no spoiler reminder because it's on a holiday so just in case it's taped.

Kane seems to have interjected himself into the Punk/Bryan feud. Of course WWE isn't possibly silly enough to make a 3 way for the title at the PPV so I guess one of them will be going one on one with Kane while the other is the special ref or ring announcer or one of those things.

HHH decided to skip the show last week and consult the board who cluck their tounges and stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Paul Heyman. We'll probably find out this week.

ADR won #1 contender to face Sheamus. Again no excitement about this so I just don't know what to say.

Speaking of no excitement to be had Chris Jericho was suspended for desecrating the Brazilian flag leaving Blandy Borton Bot 3000 without oppoent. Jericho is still better liked in Brazil than Chael Sonnen.

Last week we found out John Cena is also a robot when he was on the reciving end of a punch from Big Show followed by a large metal thud sound. That explains why he was called The Prototype in the OVW days. Though I suppose that could've been Big Show's hand instead of Cena's head but WCW didn't have robot money in the budget. Except to rent Robocop to save Sting.

It seems Santino and his sock puppet have enaged in a feud with ADR lacky and announcer Ricardo Rodriguez. So now we have a Canadian Italian defending the US from Mexico. Well at least the US champ is doing something.

I don't believe Cody Rhodes delcared usage of his rematch clause for the IC title.

Epico & Primo have also yet to declare rematch clause on Kofi & Truth. Reks & Hawkins or Young & O' Neil probably get a shot for helping out Johnny Ace last week.

Damein Sandow searches for a worthy competitor but only finds more ignoramuses.

Ryback/Tensai/Funkasaurus squash.

Sin Cara returns! Maybe. I don't know if they just said this week or if they said on Smackdown.

I'm lost on the divas division so here's Eve jumping up and down on stairs then talking to a bird that doesn't like her:

[Chrisksaint]

Interested in what happens to Orton now, does he insert himself back into the title picture again. Do whatever for a month, or create something new.

[dochalladay32]

Sin Cara is Smackdown and Raw is live.

[EAGLESFAN10]

Sin Cara could RETURN on RAW since it is RAWSUPERSHOW plus some superstars dont return on the show they took time off from

[TheMatrix31]

With any luck, Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio never return. They just....disappear.

Go to TNA, go to another promotion, go overseas, go to Mexico, do whatever the hell you want.....just go away.

Botchfest worthlessness.

[dochalladay32]

Quote: Originally Posted by EAGLESFAN10

Sin Cara could RETURN on RAW since it is RAWSUPERSHOW plus some superstars dont return on the show they took time off from

Ummm, watch SD from last week. There is a promo for him that says he returns next week (this upcoming show) on Smackdown.

[EAGLESFAN10]

I miss this past episode ..... calm ur hormones

[TMagic]

Cody brought up his rematch clause on Smackdown.

[TheMatrix31]

Quote: Originally Posted by EAGLESFAN10

I miss this past episode ..... calm ur hormones

This is unnecessary. Tone it down.

[Chrisksaint]

Meh, I don't think i've seen Rey botch too many spots so idk what you're talking about. He's put on quality matches ever since his WCW days imo