Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players.

cpdfrank · 09-17-2009, 12:42 AM

First of all use whatever sliders you like, because it really doesnt matter, because 10 months from now you'll still be trying to figure out what sliders to use, even after patch #12.

House rule 1. Sit as close to your tv screen as possible without going cross eyed.

House rule 2. Make sure your wearing depends, or some sort of adult diaper, this way when your upset for the umptyninth time, you wont have to worry about soiling yourself from the stress, and aggravation.

House rule 3. Only take control of one player on defense, and run him around the field like a headless crack addict, because it doesnt matter.

House rule 4. During the riveting half time show, lube up your entire hand and arm, shove it all the way up into your cranium, via your anal passageway, and yank out your brain, because after playing this game, youve lost your mind anyway.

I cant go on anymore. Am I joking? Yes. But at some point we all have to look at this game we want to love to play, and say enough is enough EA. And to all you guys who worked on sliders to help us, thank you very much for your effort, time , and diligence. You guys are all Da Man.

EvanRG · 09-17-2009, 01:19 AM

I haven't played Madden in weeks -- I'm about THIS close to trading it in or selling it.

cpdfrank · 09-17-2009, 01:24 AM

I feel your pain EvanRG. We are looking at possibly having to wait until the end of October to start a franchise with some of the problems patched. Rediculous!

stanley roper · 09-17-2009, 04:00 AM

i luled

Segagendude · 09-17-2009, 04:07 AM

This wasn't a stupid, pointless thread by any means.

deagledan · 09-17-2009, 04:14 AM

i'm having fun with playmakers' set (at least until the patch). oh well.

DerkontheOS · 09-17-2009, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Segagendude


	This wasn't a stupid, pointless thread by any means.

So it was pretty funny...

kehlis · 09-17-2009, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerkontheOS


	So it was pretty funny...

not at all.

briax87 · 09-17-2009, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kehlis


	not at all.

Can't be serious all the time :P

Jackdog · 09-17-2009, 07:22 AM

We have a gripe thread for this.

09-17-2009, 12:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
cpdfrank Rookie OVR: 4 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 216	Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. First of all use whatever sliders you like, because it really doesnt matter, because 10 months from now you'll still be trying to figure out what sliders to use, even after patch #12. House rule 1. Sit as close to your tv screen as possible without going cross eyed. House rule 2. Make sure your wearing depends, or some sort of adult diaper, this way when your upset for the umptyninth time, you wont have to worry about soiling yourself from the stress, and aggravation. House rule 3. Only take control of one player on defense, and run him around the field like a headless crack addict, because it doesnt matter. House rule 4. During the riveting half time show, lube up your entire hand and arm, shove it all the way up into your cranium, via your anal passageway, and yank out your brain, because after playing this game, youve lost your mind anyway. I cant go on anymore. Am I joking? Yes. But at some point we all have to look at this game we want to love to play, and say enough is enough EA. And to all you guys who worked on sliders to help us, thank you very much for your effort, time , and diligence. You guys are all Da Man. Last edited by cpdfrank; 09-17-2009 at 12:51 AM.

09-17-2009, 01:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
EvanRG Rookie OVR: 11 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 347	Re: Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. I haven't played Madden in weeks -- I'm about THIS close to trading it in or selling it. __________________ Favorite Sports Games: Tecmo Super Bowl for the SNES Ken Griffey Jr Baseball for the SNES NBA LIVE 95 ESPN College Football Series NBA 2k9 College Hoops 2k8 NFL 2k5 March Madness 2006

09-17-2009, 01:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
cpdfrank Rookie OVR: 4 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 216	Re: Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. I feel your pain EvanRG. We are looking at possibly having to wait until the end of October to start a franchise with some of the problems patched. Rediculous!

09-17-2009, 04:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
stanley roper Banned OVR: 4 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 80	Re: Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. i luled

09-17-2009, 04:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Segagendude MVP OVR: 19 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,664	Re: Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. This wasn't a stupid, pointless thread by any means. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."--Homer Simpson

09-17-2009, 04:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
deagledan Rookie OVR: 4 Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 207	Re: Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. i'm having fun with playmakers' set (at least until the patch). oh well. __________________ www.encircling.us

09-17-2009, 07:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jackdog Wolverine Soldier OVR: 34 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: St Paul Minnesota Posts: 5,388	Re: Fat Jacks house rules for disgruntled Madden game players. We have a gripe thread for this. __________________ Respect to the soldiers that gave some. A salute to those that gave all. Please donate at www.woundedwarriorproject.org NFL:Packers MLB:Reds NHL:Red Wings NCAA:Michigan Wolverines

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