I thought this would never happen to me...

AnalBumCover · 11-16-2011, 08:51 AM

...but it did.

I guess I'll be staying at my desk all day today.

Ksyrup · 11-16-2011, 08:54 AM

I've done that once - kids had no school, everyone was sleeping in and I was getting dressed in the dark, and grabbed one burgundy and one brown shoe. But at least they were roughly the same style, so it was not totally obvious.

jeff061 · 11-16-2011, 08:55 AM

Lol, I mistakenly packed only 1 dress shoe this week, so I've been rocking sneakers. Maybe 1 of each would be more appropriate ?

RomaGoth · 11-16-2011, 09:04 AM

I work from home so I can wear any combination of shoes I want. Or none at all.

sterlingice · 11-16-2011, 09:07 AM

Gold

I only have one pair of "dress" shoes so I don't have this problem. The great thing is that Shawshank Redemption is right- no one looks at your shoes so I get away with wearing an all black version of the Nike Griffey remakes from the 90s. If your shoes are all black, no one notices that they have a swoosh on them and they're one of the most comfortable pairs I've ever owned.

SI

BYU 14 · 11-16-2011, 10:06 AM

That's awesome, I have done that a couple times with black/blue socks getting dressed in the dark, but never shoes thankfully

I'm in the RomaGoth club now though, working from home so I could do it

JediKooter · 11-16-2011, 10:28 AM

It's not often you see a shout out to Punky Brewster.

AnalBumCover · 11-16-2011, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Gold

I only have one pair of "dress" shoes so I don't have this problem. The great thing is that Shawshank Redemption is right- no one looks at your shoes so I get away with wearing an all black version of the Nike Griffey remakes from the 90s. If your shoes are all black, no one notices that they have a swoosh on them and they're one of the most comfortable pairs I've ever owned.

SI

I saw an all-black pair of Sketchers that I thought I could get away with wearing at work, but when I went back to the store a week later to buy it, it was gone from their shelves. I never saw that shoe again.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-16-2011, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

It's not often you see a shout out to Punky Brewster.

I love you.

JediKooter · 11-16-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I love you.

Call me...

Rizon · 11-16-2011, 11:34 AM

I have two dress shoes: black and brown. My black ones have laces and the brown ones don't, so I never mix them up.

Not matching socks, yes. While my socks are always paired correctly, I get dressed in the dark and don't always pick the right pair ... brown socks with black shoes, etc.

RomaGoth · 11-16-2011, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Call me...

cartman · 11-16-2011, 11:42 AM

usually the line after the title is:

I'm a student at a small midwestern college. There was a knock at my door. I opened it to find two horny sorority sisters.

corbes · 11-16-2011, 11:50 AM

I am a big fan of leaving a pair of dress shoes at work. I have never worn two different shoes but I have absolutely gone to work wearing my muddy sneakers, having forgotten to change them after walking the dog. A backup pair of black dress shoes at work solves the problem on most days.

CraigSca · 11-16-2011, 12:11 PM

I'll one up you - packed for a wedding one time, not only brought non-matching shoes, but they were each for the right foot. Tried to fake it, but it hurt like bojangles.

JediKooter · 11-16-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Love it!

johnnyshaka · 11-16-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbes

I am a big fan of leaving a pair of dress shoes at work. I have never worn two different shoes but I have absolutely gone to work wearing my muddy sneakers, having forgotten to change them after walking the dog. A backup pair of black dress shoes at work solves the problem on most days.

This.

My feet look like this everyday starting sometime around the beginning of November until sometime around the end of March.

Autumn · 11-16-2011, 01:12 PM

Some foot fetishist is loving this thread.

Shkspr · 11-16-2011, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

usually the line after the title is:

I'm a student at a small midwestern college. There was a knock at my door. I opened it to find two horny sorority sisters.

One of the sisters had a brown shoe on her left foot and a black shoe on her right. The other girl had a black shoe on her left foot and a brown one on her right.

The first odd thing was that the two brown shoes were NOT part of a matched pair.

The second odd thing is that both girls were hot and horny, and yet I couldn't stop staring at their shoes.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-16-2011, 02:02 PM

1) I thought this would never happen to me.
2) ...
3) If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Suburban Rhythm · 11-16-2011, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Some foot fetishist is loving this thread.

heybrad · 11-16-2011, 02:12 PM

If anybody asks about why they don't match just tell them you prefer to match by thickness, not color or style.

JediKooter · 11-16-2011, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

If anybody asks about why they don't match just tell them you prefer to match by thickness, not color or style.

That's what she said...

Ksyrup · 11-16-2011, 03:05 PM

I guess Rex Ryan is the next generation Dick Morris.

RendeR · 11-16-2011, 03:53 PM

This thread delivers.

RomaGoth · 11-16-2011, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

That's what she said...

You are making this way too easy.

mauchow · 11-16-2011, 04:27 PM

I wore my brown shoes with my normally black shoes outfit. It looked stupid. lol

JediKooter · 11-16-2011, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

You are making this way too easy.

I'm liking it!

11-16-2011, 08:54 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I've done that once - kids had no school, everyone was sleeping in and I was getting dressed in the dark, and grabbed one burgundy and one brown shoe. But at least they were roughly the same style, so it was not totally obvious. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-16-2011, 08:55 AM	#3
jeff061 Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Lol, I mistakenly packed only 1 dress shoe this week, so I've been rocking sneakers. Maybe 1 of each would be more appropriate ? __________________ Last edited by jeff061 : 11-16-2011 at 08:56 AM.

11-16-2011, 09:07 AM	#5
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Gold I only have one pair of "dress" shoes so I don't have this problem. The great thing is that Shawshank Redemption is right- no one looks at your shoes so I get away with wearing an all black version of the Nike Griffey remakes from the 90s. If your shoes are all black, no one notices that they have a swoosh on them and they're one of the most comfortable pairs I've ever owned. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Gamenikki - News editor and Nintendo reviewer Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 11-16-2011 at 09:07 AM.

11-16-2011, 10:28 AM	#7
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	It's not often you see a shout out to Punky Brewster. __________________ I'm a San Diego Chargers fan, of course I'm an atheist Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-16-2011, 11:42 AM	#13
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	usually the line after the title is: I'm a student at a small midwestern college. There was a knock at my door. I opened it to find two horny sorority sisters. __________________ Omne animal post coitum triste praeter gallum mulieremque.

11-16-2011, 10:06 AM	#6
BYU 14 Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	That's awesome, I have done that a couple times with black/blue socks getting dressed in the dark, but never shoes thankfully I'm in the RomaGoth club now though, working from home so I could do it

11-16-2011, 11:50 AM	#14
corbes College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	I am a big fan of leaving a pair of dress shoes at work. I have never worn two different shoes but I have absolutely gone to work wearing my muddy sneakers, having forgotten to change them after walking the dog. A backup pair of black dress shoes at work solves the problem on most days. Last edited by corbes : 11-16-2011 at 11:51 AM.

11-16-2011, 12:11 PM	#15
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Delaware	I'll one up you - packed for a wedding one time, not only brought non-matching shoes, but they were each for the right foot. Tried to fake it, but it hurt like bojangles. __________________ Matthew 10:32-33

11-16-2011, 01:12 PM	#18
Autumn Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Some foot fetishist is loving this thread.

11-16-2011, 02:02 PM	#20
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	1) I thought this would never happen to me. 2) ... 3) If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2012-2013 league bowling stats (Friday) Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2012-2013 league bowling stats (Monday) Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2011-2012 league bowling stats Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2010-2011 league bowling stats Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2009-2010 league bowling stats

11-16-2011, 02:12 PM	#22
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	If anybody asks about why they don't match just tell them you prefer to match by thickness, not color or style.

11-16-2011, 03:05 PM	#24
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I guess Rex Ryan is the next generation Dick Morris. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-16-2011, 03:53 PM	#25
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	This thread delivers. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

11-16-2011, 04:27 PM	#27
mauchow Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wausau, WI	I wore my brown shoes with my normally black shoes outfit. It looked stupid. lol

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