FOFC Litmus test

stevew · 09-22-2010, 03:09 PM

poll to follow

Sun Tzu · 09-22-2010, 03:16 PM

Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility.

Greyroofoo · 09-22-2010, 03:21 PM

Never been proven that Ben actually raped anyone

Izulde · 09-22-2010, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility.

This.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-22-2010, 04:17 PM

For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out.

People who choose option 1 (Mike "I like to kill dogs, plus tried to kill Quanis(sp) Phillips" Vick) will be asked, "So dogs are more important than humans?"

People who choose option 2 (Ben "I rape girls" Roethlisberger) will be told, "The girls aren't at fault, but they chose to be near Ben. Those poor dogs has no choice."

People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them."

People who choose option 4 (I don't have a problem with either) will be told, "You are one of the worst human beings on the planet."

MAKE YOUR CHOICES, GUYS!!!!!

wade moore · 09-22-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out.

People who choose option 1 (Mike "I like to kill dogs, plus tried to kill Quanis(sp) Phillips" Vick) will be asked, "So dogs are more important than humans?"

People who choose option 2 (Ben "I rape girls" Roethlisberger) will be told, "The girls aren't at fault, but they chose to be near Ben. Those poor dogs has no choice."

People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them."

People who choose option 4 (I don't have a problem with either) will be told, "You are one of the worst human beings on the planet."

MAKE YOUR CHOICES, GUYS!!!!!

Best Pumpy post in years.

Scoobz0202 · 09-22-2010, 04:20 PM

I'll choose Vick.

Ben is on my fantasy team.

Glengoyne · 09-22-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility.

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Never been proven that Ben actually raped anyone

Both of these.

MJ4H · 09-22-2010, 04:43 PM

Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-22-2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.

But it was incomplete. So using internet propositional logic, since the pass was incomplete per the rules, you hate dogs and women.

And Hitler is involved somehow.

Dr. Sak · 09-22-2010, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-22-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

Leave your kinky sex life out of this.

Desnudo · 09-22-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

But it was incomplete. So using internet propositional logic, since the pass was incomplete per the rules, you hate dogs and women.

And Hitler is involved somehow.

I heard Hitler ran a 4.5 40

Pumpy Tudors · 09-22-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I heard Hitler ran a 4.5 40

I assume this occurred as he tried to chase Jesse Owens out of the stadium?

MJ4H · 09-22-2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

Tell him he's short, too.

Kodos · 09-23-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them."

I can promise you I would not root for Vick or Roethlisberger if they were on my team. Just like JeeberD didn't root for TO when he was on the Cowboys.

flere-imsaho · 09-23-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out.

Thanks, this has helped my decision-making immensely.

DanGarion · 09-23-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

There you go bragging about almost being a professional ref again!

JonInMiddleGA · 09-23-2010, 01:24 PM

C'mon Pumpy, you know there's gotta be some comparative reference to their actions versus those of NBA players somewhere.

Karlifornia · 09-23-2010, 01:49 PM

I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick.

Sun Tzu · 09-23-2010, 01:54 PM

I haven't seen this much of Pumpy since I watched "Submissive Boys with No Limits" last Friday.

Scoobz0202 · 09-23-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick.

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SackAttack · 09-23-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick.

Happy ending for most of Vick's dogs - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

None of that thanks to Vick, of course, but 'random' pit bulls probably aren't 'randomly' attacking people.

Pits who have been trained and socialized that way, almost certainly.

But apparently even the dogs Vick abused, most of them have been rehab-capable, and one of the sweetest dogs I ever knew was a dachsund/pit mix. When her owners' children were small - we're talking toddler age - she used to bear their ear-pulling and nose-biting without complaint.

An old neighbor of mine used to have this absolutely massive Rott who was just incredibly easygoing.

Other side of the coin, one of the meanest damn dogs I ever knew was my cousin's black lab, and that breed is normally pretty friendly and easygoing.

Aggression might be a dominant trait in some breeds more than others, but it's not a foregone conclusion.

View Poll Results: Who is more morally objectionable
Mike "I like to kill dogs, plus tried to kill Quanis(sp) Phillips" Vick	15	27.27%
Ben "I rape girls" Roethlisberger	11	20.00%
I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit	26	47.27%
I don't have a problem with either	3	5.45%
Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

09-22-2010, 03:16 PM	#2
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Stuck in Folsom Prison	Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility. __________________ I'm back, this time with 20% more bacon!

09-22-2010, 03:21 PM	#3
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Never been proven that Ben actually raped anyone __________________ The above are the demands and sayings of GreyRoofoo!

09-22-2010, 04:17 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out. People who choose option 1 (Mike "I like to kill dogs, plus tried to kill Quanis(sp) Phillips" Vick) will be asked, "So dogs are more important than humans?" People who choose option 2 (Ben "I rape girls" Roethlisberger) will be told, "The girls aren't at fault, but they chose to be near Ben. Those poor dogs has no choice." People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them." People who choose option 4 (I don't have a problem with either) will be told, "You are one of the worst human beings on the planet." MAKE YOUR CHOICES, GUYS!!!!! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2012-2013 league bowling stats (Friday) Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2012-2013 league bowling stats (Monday) Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2011-2012 league bowling stats Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2010-2011 league bowling stats Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2009-2010 league bowling stats

09-23-2010, 01:24 PM	#19
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	C'mon Pumpy, you know there's gotta be some comparative reference to their actions versus those of NBA players somewhere. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

09-22-2010, 04:20 PM	#7
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	I'll choose Vick. Ben is on my fantasy team.

09-22-2010, 04:43 PM	#9
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.

09-23-2010, 01:49 PM	#20
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

09-23-2010, 01:54 PM	#21
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Stuck in Folsom Prison	I haven't seen this much of Pumpy since I watched "Submissive Boys with No Limits" last Friday. __________________ I'm back, this time with 20% more bacon!

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