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Old 12-22-2009, 12:38 PM   #1
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Watch your butt, EF27...

This guy is gonna catch you in post count in a few years. Say hello to JeeberD Jr, aka Brendan Alec Eckberg, aka Monster Baby...11lb 4oz, 22 inches long. And yes, my wife (luckily) had a c-section, though we had no idea he would be that big. We were thinking 10lbs, tops...











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Old 12-22-2009, 12:46 PM   #2
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Nice work! That's a big ass baby you got there! 11 lbs?????? Mom must be glad to have that baby out.
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:48 PM   #3
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:49 PM   #4
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:50 PM   #5
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Introducing the 2029-32 starting left tackle of the Texas Longhorns.
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:51 PM   #6
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:53 PM   #7
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Introducing the 2029-32 starting left tackle of the Texas Longhorns.

Shoot...if he commits to the Longhorns I'll disown his ungrateful butt.

He's already wearing his UTEP booties as we speak...

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Old 12-22-2009, 12:54 PM   #8
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That is awesome. He's really cute. Most babies are ugly at first, but he's not.

True story - My mom had my sister without a C section, and my sister was 11 lbs 8 oz. I can't imagine the pain.
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:55 PM   #9
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Shoot...if he commits to the Longhorns I'll disown his ungrateful butt.

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Old 12-22-2009, 12:56 PM   #10
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:57 PM   #11
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:09 PM   #12
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That is awesome. He's really cute. Most babies are ugly at first, but he's not.

probably because he's a toddler already.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:11 PM   #13
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:15 PM   #14
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:22 PM   #15
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:26 PM   #16
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I didnt even realize the Mrs was pregnant! Congrats Jeebs!
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:30 PM   #17
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:26 PM   #18
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:09 PM   #19
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holy god that is one massive baby!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:49 PM   #20
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:24 PM   #21
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:58 PM   #22
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That kid looks big enough to have slapped the doctor!
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:59 PM   #23
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My uterus hurts just looking at those photos. You better be lovin' up that wife of yours right about now.

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Old 12-22-2009, 05:00 PM   #24
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Old 12-22-2009, 05:29 PM   #25
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Old 12-22-2009, 06:14 PM   #26
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Old 12-22-2009, 06:21 PM   #27
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Old 12-22-2009, 06:55 PM   #28
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Old 12-22-2009, 07:41 PM   #29
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My uterus hurts just looking at those photos. You better be lovin' up that wife of yours right about now.

Congrats Jeebs.

It was that "lovin' up" that got her pregnant in the first place!

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Old 12-22-2009, 08:14 PM   #30
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:20 PM   #31
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:25 PM   #32
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This just in...

The 49ers have reportedly offered "Monster Baby" a 5 year/as many cookies as you can eat and lots of toys deal to start at Right Guard. Word is they are still ironing out some of the performance bonuses.

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Old 12-22-2009, 08:30 PM   #33
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Congratulations!!!

But YOWZA, that's one BIG baby!

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Old 12-22-2009, 09:20 PM   #34
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:01 AM   #35
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:14 AM   #36
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congrats! real cute kid you got there!
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:44 AM   #37
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:58 AM   #38
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:08 AM   #39
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He looks very healthy!

That's an understatement.
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:16 AM   #40
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grats Jeeb. he's a big 'un! Glad you are all doing well.
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:24 AM   #41
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I will say grats here as well...showed the wife your baby pics and she said he was adorable and looks like a "little man".
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:26 AM   #42
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:30 AM   #43
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they sure grow everything bigger down there in Texas hmm?
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:34 AM   #44
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:44 AM   #45
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:54 PM   #46
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AWWW JEEBS CONGRATS BUDDY! very very happy for you man. Aloha! can you please make sure he grows up to be a Hawaii fan...
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:03 PM   #47
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Well, it appears there can be drawbacks to being being a monster baby that's too big to fit through the birth canal and a tough guy that doesn't like to cry.

Having to be delivered by c-section means that all the amniotic fluid in Brendan's lungs didn't get forced out during delivery. And the fact that he barely cries means that he hasn't been able get rid of the remnants that remained in there. He's developed some sort of infection, likely in the lungs (the pediatrician suspects pneumonia) and is having to spend the next 5-7 days away from us getting antibiotics. Right now he's in the NICU, but if his breathing steadies below 60 (he's all over the place, as high as in the 70s, and normal in is the 40s) he should be able to go to the regular nursery until he's done with his medicine. Once his breathing gets below 60, my wife will also be allowed to feed him, but as long as he's in the NICU that's the only time we're really allowed to touch him.

My wife is pretty upset, but she understands that it's good that they caught it now and we didn't take him home and let it get worse and have to treat it then. So he'll miss his first Christmas at home, but at least he should be home in time for New Year's with nice, healthy lungs...
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:11 PM   #48
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Good god, can you imagine that guy next to the NICU kids? It will be like Gulliver and the Lilliputians! My 7 pound daughter looked like a giant in there.

Hope everything goes as planned for Brendan and you guys are able to bring him home soon.
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:12 PM   #49
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Heh, one of the nurses there said that they had kids there that it would take three of to equal one Brendan, and I don't think she was joking at all...
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:01 PM   #50
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Oh, and if those of you who are on my Facebook could please refrain from mentioning anything about his being in the NICU there I would appreciate it. The wife doesn't want to post anything about it there, and would probably wring my neck if she knew I told y'all. Thanks...
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