My little bitty pee pee

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-05-2009, 09:59 AM

So my ex sends me a song this morning that is titled My little bitty pee pee. She includes this message: "somehow, these songs remind me of you.

sounds like something you probably have."

Oh, what a wonderful mornin'!

cartman · 01-05-2009, 10:01 AM

no pix pls, thx

Logan · 01-05-2009, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So my ex sends me a song this morning that is titled My little bitty pee pee. She includes this message: "somehow, these songs remind me of you.

sounds like something you probably have."

Oh, what a wonderful mornin'!

Never sealed the deal with this broad?

MacroGuru · 01-05-2009, 10:07 AM

I think you can get away with a temporary insanity plea on this one now.

Logan · 01-05-2009, 10:15 AM

I am searching like hell for a great screen cap from a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, but it's not easy doing from a government laptop.

DaddyTorgo · 01-05-2009, 10:23 AM

i think you record a song/photoshop a picture called "your giant gaping herpes infested cunt that could fit a mack truck" and send it back to her

*but then again i'm quite anti-women these days*

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-05-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i think you record a song/photoshop a picture called "your giant gaping herpes infested cunt that could fit a mack truck" and send it back to her

*but then again i'm quite anti-women these days*

We don't even have to go that far. Any song about fat would do the same trick, and the man is always in the wrong.

I would join you in the bitter barn, but I may already be too jaded.

Noop · 01-05-2009, 10:33 AM

Wow bro that's a little(No pun intended) harsh.

* Also length doesn't matter girth is what gets ladies going.

DaddyTorgo · 01-05-2009, 10:37 AM

lol oh i know noop - just saying

M - you're never too jaded for the bitter barn. At least not in my book. The string of expletives that come out of my mouth anytime my mind flits to her...well let's just say it makes Andrew Dice Clay look like the fucking pope.

Matthean · 01-05-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So my ex sends me a song this morning that is titled My little bitty pee pee. She includes this message: "somehow, these songs remind me of you.

sounds like something you probably have."

It's amazing what people do to make themselves feel good.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 01-05-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I am searching like hell for a great screen cap from a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, but it's not easy doing from a government laptop.

Logan · 01-05-2009, 11:35 AM

Thank you.

That should be your response.

Dr. Sak · 01-05-2009, 11:41 AM

Tell her having sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...size is all relative.

Fidatelo · 01-05-2009, 01:13 PM

I think the most appropriate response is no response.

Followed by verbally slandering her amongst common acquaintances at every opportunity.

sachmo71 · 01-05-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Tell her having sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...size is all relative.

waving a corndog in a stadium.

RendeR · 01-05-2009, 04:44 PM

"I'm glad you sent me that, it reminds just how easily thinking of you ruins a bad wet dream."

ISiddiqui · 01-05-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think the most appropriate response is no response.

Followed by verbally slandering her amongst common acquaintances at every opportunity.

... while talking about how "she needs to get a life".

jeff061 · 01-05-2009, 04:58 PM

Single animal. Two boxes.

This is a rational response.

mrsimperless · 01-05-2009, 10:46 PM

Short n' Skinny FTW!!!

MizzouRah · 01-05-2009, 11:51 PM

Nothing wrong with that!

01-05-2009, 10:01 AM	#2
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	no pix pls, thx __________________ It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough. Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov.

01-05-2009, 10:07 AM	#4
MacroGuru Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Buffalo, NY	I think you can get away with a temporary insanity plea on this one now. __________________ Blue Zone Sports Tasty Recipe Blog Against All Odds - FM 11 Dynasty "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

01-05-2009, 10:23 AM	#6
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i think you record a song/photoshop a picture called "your giant gaping herpes infested cunt that could fit a mack truck" and send it back to her but then again i'm quite anti-women these days Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 01-05-2009 at 10:23 AM.

01-05-2009, 10:33 AM	#8
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Wow bro that's a little(No pun intended) harsh. * Also length doesn't matter girth is what gets ladies going. __________________ You cannot enjoy outstanding success in life without power, and you can never enjoy power without sufficient personality to influence other people to co-operate with you in the spirit of harmony ~ Napoleon Hill

01-05-2009, 11:41 AM	#13
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Tell her having sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...size is all relative. __________________ I throw yellow flags

01-05-2009, 10:15 AM	#5
Logan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I am searching like hell for a great screen cap from a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, but it's not easy doing from a government laptop.

01-05-2009, 10:37 AM	#9
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	lol oh i know noop - just saying M - you're never too jaded for the bitter barn. At least not in my book. The string of expletives that come out of my mouth anytime my mind flits to her...well let's just say it makes Andrew Dice Clay look like the fucking pope.

01-05-2009, 11:35 AM	#12
Logan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Thank you. That should be your response.

01-05-2009, 01:13 PM	#14
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I think the most appropriate response is no response. Followed by verbally slandering her amongst common acquaintances at every opportunity. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

01-05-2009, 04:44 PM	#16
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	"I'm glad you sent me that, it reminds just how easily thinking of you ruins a bad wet dream." __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

01-05-2009, 04:58 PM	#18
jeff061 Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Single animal. Two boxes. This is a rational response. __________________

01-05-2009, 10:46 PM	#19
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Short n' Skinny FTW!!! __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

01-05-2009, 11:51 PM	#20
MizzouRah General Manager Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Nothing wrong with that! Last edited by MizzouRah : 01-05-2009 at 11:52 PM.

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