Jimmy Carter Stole My Daughters Swim Cap

tarcone · 07-02-2007, 05:10 PM

I called my nephew, who lives in Iowa City, and asked if he could scare up a swim cap for my 7 year old. She is on the local swim club team. The people tell you to get a swim cap you recognize. Ok. Im a big Iowa Hawkeye fan. I ask my nephew for something like this:

Yellow swim cap with a big Tigerhawk
He calls me today and tells me he found a swim cap. The only thing is that it is black and says Iowa and has the Nike swoosh. It is what the University of Iowa swim team wears in meets.
He proceeds to tell me that he went to the U of Iowa field house and asked for that particular swimcap. They told him that they dont have them anymore. They said they gave the last one to Jimmy Carter, who was in town a month ago for something.
The former President of the United States is in possesion of what should be my daughters swim cap. Bastard.

Draft Dodger · 07-02-2007, 06:09 PM

probably for the best - that thing looks like it would get really heavy when it gets wet.

Senator · 07-02-2007, 06:15 PM

Carter's improbable Olympic dream continues to Beijing.

Tigercat · 07-02-2007, 07:07 PM

Only Nixon can go to China (and win the 200m freestyle).

Poli · 07-02-2007, 07:38 PM

For the longest time I assumed my younger brother's name was Jimi Carter, the same as the former President's. My parents were obviously influenced in naming my brother "Jimi," and my stepdad's last name is Carter.

It fit. I was probably 6 years old before I finally understood what was going on.

Vinatieri for Prez · 07-02-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

For the longest time I assumed my younger brother's name was Jimi Carter, the same as the former President's. My parents were obviously influenced in naming my brother "Jimi," and my stepdad's last name is Carter.

It fit. I was probably 6 years old before I finally understood what was going on.

That's good because I don't.

JPhillips · 07-02-2007, 10:08 PM

He told me he's also in possession of your daughter's panties!

Tigercat · 07-02-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

He told me he's also in possession of your daughter's panties!

Billy Carter probably took those.

Edit: Why am I referencing only dead people in a thread about a swim cap? Clearly I have issues.

EagleFan · 07-02-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

He told me he's also in possession of your daughter's panties!

And the winner for the most uncalled for post goes to....

We're talking about someone's 7 year old daughter.

Karlifornia · 07-03-2007, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

And the winner for the most uncalled for post goes to....

We're talking about someone's 7 year old daughter.

I, for one, feel great about it. It can only take heat off of me for my supposedly off color post in the first page of the Benoit thread,

Schmidty · 07-03-2007, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I, for one, feel great about it. It can only take heat off of me for my supposedly off color post in the first page of the Benoit thread,

Dude, don't even bring it up. You got hosed by non-meditators.

Ksyrup · 07-03-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

That's good because I don't.

What he said.

timmynausea · 07-03-2007, 09:21 AM

Jimmy Carter was like the Aquaman of Presidents. Unfortunately his reign was over a 4 year span when not a single crisis happened at sea, so he was essentially powerless.

Poli · 07-03-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

That's good because I don't.

Stepdad's last name = Carter.
Our last name = Polston.
My brother's name = Jimi.

As a 5 year old, I assumed me and my brother's last name was Carter, since that was my stepdad's name.

Let me know if I need to walk you through that.

Poli · 07-03-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

What he said.

I expect more from a Kentucky man.

Shkspr · 07-03-2007, 03:29 PM

I thought your last name was enthusiast.

07-02-2007, 06:09 PM	#2
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	probably for the best - that thing looks like it would get really heavy when it gets wet. __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-02-2007, 06:15 PM	#3
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Carter's improbable Olympic dream continues to Beijing. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

07-02-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002	For the longest time I assumed my younger brother's name was Jimi Carter, the same as the former President's. My parents were obviously influenced in naming my brother "Jimi," and my stepdad's last name is Carter. It fit. I was probably 6 years old before I finally understood what was going on. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-02-2007, 10:08 PM	#7
JPhillips Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	He told me he's also in possession of your daughter's panties! __________________ "The man of great wealth owes a particular obligation to the State because he derives special advantages from the mere existence of government." -Teddy Roosevelt Last edited by JPhillips : 07-02-2007 at 10:14 PM.

07-02-2007, 07:07 PM	#4
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Only Nixon can go to China (and win the 200m freestyle).

07-03-2007, 09:21 AM	#13
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	Jimmy Carter was like the Aquaman of Presidents. Unfortunately his reign was over a 4 year span when not a single crisis happened at sea, so he was essentially powerless.

07-03-2007, 03:29 PM	#16
Shkspr College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX	I thought your last name was enthusiast.

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