Tiffany's and the best firewall ever

[AgustusM]

So my wife is a bit of a Tiffany's w**** (hey, her wording not mine)

and she gets all these damn e-mails for sales, new stuff, whatever.

so she gets this one today and clicks on the something or other silver - basically the cheap stuff and it brings it up and she is looking at all of these items that are like $200-300

so then she clicks on the super platinum diamond expensive one, the stuff that starts at 5 grand it works its way up and when she clicks... blocked by the firewall!!!!!

Brilliant!

what was even better is she thought I somehow configured it to work that way (perhaps because I keep threatening to blacklist the whole domain)

[Brillig]

That firewall have good AI.

[CU Tiger]

hrmm.....

can I get some firewall info here.....PLEASE I'm BEGGING...my annual tiffany's bill has exceeded 10k the last 3 years

But I WASTE too much money...

[Pumpy Tudors]

I wanna hear more about your wife being a --

Never mind.

[Draft Dodger]

who the hell needs a diamond covered firewall?

[NoMyths]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

hrmm.....

can I get some firewall info here.....PLEASE I'm BEGGING...my annual tiffany's bill has exceeded 10k the last 3 years

But I WASTE too much money...

Generous Thought: Has your loved one considered the impact that donating even a quarter of that money to scholarships or charities could have?

Bitter Angel of My Nature: How about just showing your loved one photographs and statistics from places like Guatemala, where people survive on the equivalent of 2-3 American dollars a day? Darfur also works well.

Rocks and metal don't get me too excited.

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

who the hell needs a diamond covered firewall?

The hip-hop community?

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Rocks and metal don't get me too excited.

He's still NoMyths from the block...

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I wanna hear more about your wife being a --

Never mind.

Should ask for pics.

[CU Tiger]

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Generous Thought: Has your loved one considered the impact that donating even a quarter of that money to scholarships or charities could have?

Bitter Angel of My Nature: How about just showing your loved one photographs and statistics from places like Guatemala, where people survive on the equivalent of 2-3 American dollars a day? Darfur also works well.

Rocks and metal don't get me too excited.

Actually we are very generous, and spend a significant amount every year (in both $$$ and hours though most hours are hers since she is a stay at home mom) to charitable causes locally. Certainly more than a quarter of that...

although all my charitable works are concentarted locally, I think my money is more efficient and more impactful that way.

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Actually we are very generous, and spend a significant amount every year (in both $$$ and hours though most hours are hers since she is a stay at home mom) to charitable causes locally. Certainly more than a quarter of that...

although all my charitable works are concentarted locally, I think my money is more efficient and more impactful that way.

To be honest CU, I really don't think you need to explain to anyone what your wife and yourself do with your hard-earned income(s).

[NoMyths]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Actually we are very generous, and spend a significant amount every year (in both $$$ and hours though most hours are hers since she is a stay at home mom) to charitable causes locally. Certainly more than a quarter of that...

although all my charitable works are concentarted locally, I think my money is more efficient and more impactful that way.

Sounds great. It's important to spread the wealth.

[CU Tiger]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

To be honest CU, I really don't think you need to explain to anyone what your wife and yourself do with your hard-earned income(s).

True....but I thought it was a point worth making.

I mean we all gain the most when we give.

[NoMyths]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

True....but I thought it was a point worth making.

I mean we all gain the most when we give.

Exactly. Pointless luxury is a waste of both resources and one's life.

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

True....but I thought it was a point worth making.

I mean we all gain the most when we give.

Of course.

[Subby]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

can I get some firewall info here.....PLEASE I'm BEGGING...my annual tiffany's bill has exceeded 10k the last 3 years

But I WASTE too much money...

WOW YOU MUST MAKE A LOT OF MONEYS!!!!

[Desnudo]

He sounds like just the guy to help me get my Nigerian fiance's dead father's money over here from the Sudan.

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by Subby

WOW YOU MUST MAKE A LOT OF MONEYS!!!!

He's the man.