Oh shi

rkmsuf · 10-04-2006, 02:37 PM

Cancel my safari.

Ksyrup · 10-04-2006, 02:39 PM

He got some serious hops.

Toddzilla · 10-04-2006, 02:44 PM

That is one motivated tiger.

Drake · 10-04-2006, 02:48 PM

Remind me to beat my cats when I get home.

PackerFanatic · 10-04-2006, 02:51 PM

Woah...

primelord · 10-04-2006, 02:52 PM

What the hell is that guy riding on?

GoldenEagle · 10-04-2006, 02:52 PM

What did he do to piss off that tiger?

bbor · 10-04-2006, 02:52 PM

Hmm...Let's go out and look at the pretty kitties today.I think i will bring my stick for protection.

rkmsuf · 10-04-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by primelord

What the hell is that guy riding on?

elephant

primelord · 10-04-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

elephant

Oh yeah, so he is. At first I thought he was riding backwrds on something that was running away from the tiger. (Which I also thought was odd) Now I see the elephant is just moving backwards.

pennywisesb · 10-04-2006, 03:51 PM

Wow. News flash: No way that elephant can outrun that tiger.

Critch · 10-04-2006, 04:00 PM

The video stops just as it's about to get interesting.

SunDevil · 10-04-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch

The video stops just as it's about to get interesting.

interesting as in eaten.

SunDevil · 10-04-2006, 04:24 PM

dola,

Nice video reminder of why people used to bring guns on a safari.

JeeberD · 10-04-2006, 04:39 PM

Awww...the nice kitty just wants to play!

gottimd · 10-04-2006, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pennywisesb

Wow. News flash: No way that elephant can outrun that tiger.

It could if the tiger was dead.

JediKooter · 10-04-2006, 05:55 PM

He should have used a ball of yarn. EVERYONE knows that no cat can resist a ball of yarn. What a rookie.

Groundhog · 10-04-2006, 06:35 PM

Raiders Army · 10-04-2006, 06:36 PM

I can't tell which one is the pussy in teh clip.

King of New York · 10-04-2006, 09:10 PM

I think he's gonna need a bigger stick than that.

Poli · 10-04-2006, 09:47 PM

Great, and I was going to go on a safari while I was in Kenya. "Scratch that."

SunDevil · 10-04-2006, 09:47 PM

Who brings a stick to a tiger fight.

AZSpeechCoach · 10-04-2006, 10:40 PM

Don't fuck with tigers. Lions are pussies compared to tigers.

Vinatieri for Prez · 10-04-2006, 11:03 PM

That perhaps is the most frightening video I have ever seen. You don't need the gore for that. Seeing how elephants are safe from predators, you kind of think you would be safe because there is no way the elephant can be brought down. But no, the tiger is going to leap the elephant and pick the guy off. Just wow!

Glengoyne · 10-05-2006, 01:15 AM

I'm wondering two things.

When did the guy realise he was screwed? Right when the Tiger landed on the elephant?

Also

What the hell do you do to piss a tiger off at 30 yards?

Vinatieri for Prez · 10-05-2006, 01:17 AM

I believe the guy was eating a Whopper with cheese. You can barely see it in his other hand.

Groundhog · 10-05-2006, 01:47 AM

It's hard to say how this would have turned out.

The elephant was backing away and obviously frightened, but the tiger appears to have leapt directly on to its husk. It also doesn't appear that the tiger got him with its claws, though that mouth filled with fangs looks awful close to him, and it's possible that even if it didnt reach him completely it could just use its claws to stay on top of the elephant rather than slide down.

Of course, the elephant probably freaked the fuck out immediately after the animation ends, and it might even buck up and knock the rider off. Hopefully the tiger wounded itself a little on the husks.

Still, chances are bad that the dude walked away from this one.

twothree · 10-05-2006, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

What the hell do you do to piss a tiger off at 30 yards?

a) Ask him to buy a copy of Maximum Football.
b) Tell him to stop causing problems.
c) Inform him that he can no longer use "The Solution" as a nickname.
d) Inquire if he would like to beta test OOTPB 2007 after having beta tested 2006.
e) Quote another Chuck Norris fact.

Ksyrup · 10-05-2006, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twothree

a) Ask him to buy a copy of Maximum Football.
b) Tell him to stop causing problems.
c) Inform him that he can no longer use "The Solution" as a nickname.
d) Inquire if he would like to beta test OOTPB 2007 after having beta tested 2006.
e) Quote another Chuck Norris fact.

f) Take away his edit button.

Bee · 10-05-2006, 07:57 AM

I want to know who's taking the video.

JeeberD · 10-05-2006, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groundhog

It's hard to say how this would have turned out.

The elephant was backing away and obviously frightened, but the tiger appears to have leapt directly on to its husk. It also doesn't appear that the tiger got him with its claws, though that mouth filled with fangs looks awful close to him, and it's possible that even if it didnt reach him completely it could just use its claws to stay on top of the elephant rather than slide down.

Of course, the elephant probably freaked the fuck out immediately after the animation ends, and it might even buck up and knock the rider off. Hopefully the tiger wounded itself a little on the husks.

Still, chances are bad that the dude walked away from this one.

The elephant had corn growing out of its head?

Groundhog · 10-05-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

The elephant had corn growing out of its head?

lol... woops, brain fart.

Ksyrup · 10-05-2006, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

I want to know who's taking the video.

The only survivor.

Actually, when I first viewed this, the image I had in my mind was that the Tiger was able to get some traction on the elephants head and was about to go after the guy, but the elephant grabbed his tail and/or body with his trunk and spun him around in the air for a few moments, then tossed him over the horizon. But maybe I've watched too many cartoons.

Critch · 10-05-2006, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groundhog

It also doesn't appear that the tiger got him with its claws

I'm not completely sure about that, it kind of looks like the big swinging left paw comes down just about in the guy's upper thigh/crotch area. Upper thigh/crotch area would be pretty high on my list of places I'd rather not have a tiger's paw.

rkmsuf · 10-05-2006, 08:45 AM

Stick guy: "Keep filming! Keep filming!"

Cameraman: "Fuck you and your stick, pal. Nice knowing you."

Subby · 10-05-2006, 08:46 AM

rkmsuf · 10-05-2006, 08:49 AM

I love how it just ends abruptly.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-05-2006, 09:10 AM

Where the hell did the tiger come from?!

RendeR · 10-05-2006, 09:16 AM

Tigers track by sent but hunt/attack with their eyes, motion attracts them. The Elephant probably heard/noticed the tiger first and began to back off, triggering the Tiger's chase reflex, it pounced and lept at the thing moving the most, the dumbass with the stick.

I don't doubt the elephant tried to get rid of the cat during the altercation, but I also guarentee that man didn't get away without at least a permanent maiming, IF he got away at all.....

Lions might be the "king of the jungle" but Tigers are the fiercest single predator on the planet.

600 pounds of speedy agile extremely powerful pissed off pussycat.

I'll take two, thank you!

Oh and there are no tigers in Kenya that are not in controlled reservations. So the trip there is probably safe....except for the lions of course....

RendeR · 10-05-2006, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Where the hell did the tiger come from?!

The tall grass, the stuff grows to 3-4 foot tall and the Tiger's prowl around in it waiting for unwary morons with sticks riding elephants

rkmsuf · 10-05-2006, 09:21 AM

"So is it safe to ride around out there?"

"No worry mr. I have sticks...they keep you safe."

Pumpy Tudors · 10-05-2006, 09:25 AM

elephant and stick man looking great in preseason

i truly believe that elephant and stick man survive tiger attack

you guys probably just go by small piece of video clip and think tiger win

i dont see you guys making prediction about tiger. you just think tiger good based on one video

i predict in preseason that elephant and stick man beat tiger and i still believe this. we see who right when whole video come out

Bee · 10-05-2006, 09:30 AM

I heart Pumpy

Eaglesfan27 · 10-05-2006, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

elephant and stick man looking great in preseason

i truly believe that elephant and stick man survive tiger attack

you guys probably just go by small piece of video clip and think tiger win

i dont see you guys making prediction about tiger. you just think tiger good based on one video

i predict in preseason that elephant and stick man beat tiger and i still believe this. we see who right when whole video come out

ROFL. I'm laughing so loud that co-workers are coming from down the hall wanting to know what is so funny.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-05-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

ROFL. I'm laughing so loud that co-workers are coming from down the hall wanting to know what is so funny.

I hope you didn't have to try to explain it to anybody.

Ksyrup · 10-05-2006, 10:00 AM

After seeing this video, I'm starting to rethink whether there may, in fact, be something more serious than a rhino about to charge your ass.

Qwikshot · 10-05-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

Tigers track by sent but hunt/attack with their eyes, motion attracts them. The Elephant probably heard/noticed the tiger first and began to back off, triggering the Tiger's chase reflex, it pounced and lept at the thing moving the most, the dumbass with the stick.

I don't doubt the elephant tried to get rid of the cat during the altercation, but I also guarentee that man didn't get away without at least a permanent maiming, IF he got away at all.....

Lions might be the "king of the jungle" but Tigers are the fiercest single predator on the planet.

600 pounds of speedy agile extremely powerful pissed off pussycat.

I'll take two, thank you!

Oh and there are no tigers in Kenya that are not in controlled reservations. So the trip there is probably safe....except for the lions of course....

I would first state the fiercest predator on the planet has to be a shark, perhaps a tiger or great white. Just my two cents...

I don't know if YouTube has it, but there is a safari where they capture a hunter shooting a male lion, and the speed and ferocity as it goes after the hunter that shot it, is beyond words, the hunter amazingly ducks as the lion lunges (it was I would say quite a few yards off initially), and then goes to end scene (I would think by then other people got their boomsticks out to take care of the lion).

It's still impressive to me. I would think it's a Bengal Tiger, from India, right.

Crim · 10-05-2006, 10:37 AM

Pumpy and Ksyrup are tied for the lead!

Ksyrup · 10-05-2006, 10:51 AM

No, Pumpy's got this one. I just happened to glance over at my robe and wizard's hat hanging on the back of my office door and recalled the rhino saying.

Crim · 10-06-2006, 12:05 AM

10-04-2006, 02:39 PM	#2
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10-04-2006, 02:52 PM	#6
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10-04-2006, 04:00 PM	#12
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10-04-2006, 11:03 PM	#24
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10-05-2006, 01:15 AM	#25
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10-05-2006, 01:17 AM	#26
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	I believe the guy was eating a Whopper with cheese. You can barely see it in his other hand.

10-05-2006, 01:47 AM	#27
Groundhog Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	It's hard to say how this would have turned out. The elephant was backing away and obviously frightened, but the tiger appears to have leapt directly on to its husk. It also doesn't appear that the tiger got him with its claws, though that mouth filled with fangs looks awful close to him, and it's possible that even if it didnt reach him completely it could just use its claws to stay on top of the elephant rather than slide down. Of course, the elephant probably freaked the fuck out immediately after the animation ends, and it might even buck up and knock the rider off. Hopefully the tiger wounded itself a little on the husks. Still, chances are bad that the dude walked away from this one. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce My Site - Goosejuice.com - Fastbreak Pro/College Basketball Mods/Additions/Logos etc.

10-05-2006, 07:57 AM	#30
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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I love how it just ends abruptly. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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10-05-2006, 09:16 AM	#39
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Tigers track by sent but hunt/attack with their eyes, motion attracts them. The Elephant probably heard/noticed the tiger first and began to back off, triggering the Tiger's chase reflex, it pounced and lept at the thing moving the most, the dumbass with the stick. I don't doubt the elephant tried to get rid of the cat during the altercation, but I also guarentee that man didn't get away without at least a permanent maiming, IF he got away at all..... Lions might be the "king of the jungle" but Tigers are the fiercest single predator on the planet. 600 pounds of speedy agile extremely powerful pissed off pussycat. I'll take two, thank you! Oh and there are no tigers in Kenya that are not in controlled reservations. So the trip there is probably safe....except for the lions of course.... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

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10-05-2006, 09:25 AM	#42
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	elephant and stick man looking great in preseason i truly believe that elephant and stick man survive tiger attack you guys probably just go by small piece of video clip and think tiger win i dont see you guys making prediction about tiger. you just think tiger good based on one video i predict in preseason that elephant and stick man beat tiger and i still believe this. we see who right when whole video come out __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2012-2013 league bowling stats (Friday) Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2012-2013 league bowling stats (Monday) Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2011-2012 league bowling stats Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2010-2011 league bowling stats Pumpy's rootin' tootin' 2009-2010 league bowling stats

10-05-2006, 09:30 AM	#43
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I heart Pumpy

10-05-2006, 10:00 AM	#46
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	After seeing this video, I'm starting to rethink whether there may, in fact, be something more serious than a rhino about to charge your ass. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-05-2006, 10:51 AM	#49
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	No, Pumpy's got this one. I just happened to glance over at my robe and wizard's hat hanging on the back of my office door and recalled the rhino saying. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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