Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 48: Kathy Griffin

[Kodos]

In our last edition, Jessica Simpson overcame her basic stupidity to enjoy a 72% hot rating. Now, Pumpy's dream comes true: Kathy Griffin!

Previous Voting Results

Elisha Cuthbert       92.00
Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Salma Hayek           87.68
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Alyssa Milano         79.89
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Eva Longoria          77.93
Ashley Judd           77.85
Faith Hill            77.10
Eva Mendes            76.26
Melissa Stark         75.00
Jessica Simpson       72.37
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Cindy Crawford        62.50
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Tyra Banks            60.14
Angie Harmon          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Reese Witherspoon     58.05
Tiffani Thiessen      57.93
Kate Winslet          57.23
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Sandra Bullock        44.65
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Kelly Clarkson        39.85
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05

She gets a resounding BLECH for me. I predict SJP's record will fall today.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Kleenex, please.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

And my "hot" vote may or may not be completely serious!!

[Butter_of_69]

I can't decide who, at their peak, was most annoying: her or Fran Drescher. Now there's you a poll.

[INDalltheway]

I think this is the first one I voted "Not".

[Lorena]

Whoops, premature click of the mouse.

I think the woman is hilarious, but not hot. Is there anyway to remove my vote?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Whoops, premature click of the mouse.

I think the woman is hilarious, but not hot. Is there anyway to remove my vote?

Hahaha, you know you want it.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I can't decide who, at their peak, was most annoying: her or Fran Drescher. Now there's you a poll.

No fucking shit. I vomited just at the sight of this poll. I cannot believe Seinfeld used to put her in his show. She is the new Joan Rivers - completely unlikeable, not funny, fugly as hell, and completely stomach-turning in every conceivable manner.

Otherwise, I would have voted yes.

[sabotai]

No, no, never, mother fucker, no, not even close, fuck no...

[Toddzilla]

You, sir, are an assbasket for nominating this gargoyle.

[rkmsuf]

Is it possible she has really nice boobs? Let's look at this thing as half full people.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I did say that there would be a big Pumpy Tudors development.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I did say that there would be a big Pumpy Tudors development.

If you are talking about it moving "big" might be overstating it.

[st.cronin]

The title of this thread should be "Should this Celebrity be Shot or Not"

[MJ4H]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hahaha, you know you want it.

post of the last 15 minutes

[TroyF]

Not hot. Not close.

I hate to vote not hot in these things. Most of these women are simly jaw dropping beautiful. And some of the borderline ones at least portray a likeable, charasmatic personality on TV.

But Kathy Griffin? I'm pissed off this poll put her image in my head for a few minutes. Bastard.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hahaha, you know you want it.

Yeah, I wanna remove my damn vote!

I like the "Celebrity Shot or Not", st. cronin, you're on to something.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Quirky, quick witted, occasionally funny.

But hot? No fuckin way.

[KWhit]

She actually appears to have quite a nice body. But her nose and annoying factor make her not hot.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by KWhit

She actually appears to have quite a nice body. But her nose and annoying factor make her not hot.

What if she wears a welding mask?

[Desnudo]

Like the old joke about the moped and the fat chick - probably fun to ride until someone sees you on it.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

What if she wears a welding mask?

Wait, in all my pleading to get this poll started, did I forget to mention that you're supposed to imagine her in a welding mask?

[KWhit]

But with the blast shield down, I can't see. How am I supposed to fuck?

[Kodos]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Like the old joke about the moped and the fat chick - probably fun to ride until someone sees you on it.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by KWhit

But with the blast shield down, I can't see. How am I supposed to fuck?

lol

[kcchief19]

I don't care what she looks like, Kathy Griffin annoys the ever-living piss out of me. She actually can be funny, but her voice and personality just grates on me so severely that I can't overlook it.

It's like how Quik must feel while listening to the good Billy Joel song.

[Pumpy Tudors]

you guys are asswhites ok

[MikeVick7]

I think she's hilarious. Hot? No.

[st.cronin]

She's hotter than Carrot Top, I'll give her that.

[KWhit]

She'd be more hilarious with her lips wrapped around my unit.

[gottimd]

I'd take a dump on her chest.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

She's hotter than Carrot Top, I'll give her that.

But then aren't we all?

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

But then aren't we all?

I was trying to think of something nice to say about her, that was the best I could do.

[Ksyrup]

A couple hours later, this thread still pisses me off.

[panerd]

I vote that whatever the percent of "Hot" votes ends up being is our margin of error for any of the other hot or not threads.

[Desnudo]

Captain2711, dbd1963, Dodgerchick, Miller Time, Pumpy Tudors, spleen1015

[saldana]

why dont we just call this the "we felt bad for sarah jessica parker and tried to find someone utterly awful to post a poll about Poll"

[CraigSca]

Interestingly, she has a 10% hot-rating. Now...this is kind of cool...because she is obviously very disliked by the male population. If I use faulty logic (which I'm awesome at), that means the worst you can do, if you're the bottom of the bottom, is get a 10% approval rating from the opposite sex. Therefore, and get the logic here, even if you're the most obnoxious guy ever (aka the male Kathy Griffin), you're still considered "hot" by the opposite sex?! For a plain guy like me, this is good news

[gkb]

So I missed the Jessica Simpson poll and come back to find...this. I'm angry.

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by TroyF

Not hot. Not close.

I hate to vote not hot in these things. Most of these women are simly jaw dropping beautiful. And some of the borderline ones at least portray a likeable, charasmatic personality on TV.

But Kathy Griffin? I'm pissed off this poll put her image in my head for a few minutes. Bastard.

Once again, you've summarized my viewpoint perfectly. I rarely go with not, but this is the easiest not ever.

[Buccaneer]

Not hot, not even close.

[Grammaticus]

Yuck, who's next Sandra Bernhardt?

[TroyF]

Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Yuck, who's next Sandra Bernhardt?

Star Jones.

[Desmond]

I actually thought she was hotter back before the boob implants and was just a regular, floundering, hollywood bashing comedian. I always found her funny, cute and interesting. Now that she's turned that act into a fulltime schtick I've grown tiresome of it, much in the same way i've grown tired of Janeane Garafolo.

[Drake]

It wouldn't surprise me if you lose your Poll button for this one.

[kingfc22]

How did she even get nominated?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by kingfc22

How did she even get nominated?

I asked for it about 8 times.

[Kodos]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I asked for it about 8 times.

Yep. This is Pumpy's fault, not mine. I even mention him in the first post.

Tomorrow's entry will be more palatable.

[Godzilla Blitz]

I didn't even make it past the Google Image thumbnails on this one. That's a first.

It just goes to show you, though, that no matter how ugly you are, someone out there thinks you're beautiful.

Either that or we have ten blind members at FOFC.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by CraigSca

Interestingly, she has a 10% hot-rating. Now...this is kind of cool...because she is obviously very disliked by the male population. If I use faulty logic (which I'm awesome at), that means the worst you can do, if you're the bottom of the bottom, is get a 10% approval rating from the opposite sex. Therefore, and get the logic here, even if you're the most obnoxious guy ever (aka the male Kathy Griffin), you're still considered "hot" by the opposite sex?! For a plain guy like me, this is good news

Or you could think about the orientation of 10% of the population and the fact that gays love Kathy Griffin