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Old 07-02-2006, 07:08 PM   #1
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absolutely spectacular way to meet girls

Go with a group of people (guys and girls) to a club, get one of the girls to agree that it is her birthday and that she will receive up to her new age, in spanks, pinches, or sensual grabs from other girls....then you (the guys and girls) try and go recruit girls (some guys will have to be included in those selected so it doesnt look obvious that its a ruse you're using to meet women) to help widdle down the # by executing a pinch, spank, or grab. Make a big scene of when they do it, pictures, shots from the bar, etc. It was incredible last night how easy it was to meet people. I wasnt actually picking anyone up - but Ashley [my fiancee] and I were amazed at how easy and open the conversation flowed between the girls and the guys in our group and the new people....It was a blast to boot. The receiving girl has to be an awesome sport though to make it work. Makes for some great fun and I reccomend.

The girls in this group you would go out with to the club, im thinking, are the ones you always hang around with and aren't the ones you hook up with (anymore).
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:10 PM   #2
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If I already have an enormous posse of girls that are willing to spank each other at my command, picking up girls is no longer a concern.
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:14 PM   #3
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:16 PM   #4
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i don't think i understand this alien language
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:19 PM   #5
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Sorry, who is IT? I know BF and 3R, but IT is a new one on me.
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:20 PM   #6
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You rival jbmagic for least intelligible poster.
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:21 PM   #7
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Please stop causing problems.
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:29 PM   #8
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:54 PM   #9
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This is about 10 years ago, but I went to the bars at college. Typical meet markets where you have wall to wall people, those getting drinks at the bar, the path around the bar behind them, then everyone else on the other side of that.

Three of us went to the bar. Mark and I were at the bar, and the Crazy Mike was no where to be found. This one incredibly attractive girls walks by, and I nudge Mark and put my hands down and point out the killer ass this girl has. Crazy Mike leans over, unbeknownst to us, and grabs the girl's ass. Girl whips around, and sees me with my hands at butt level. She looks at me, and I look down at my hands and start explaining that I didn't do it.

Suddenly, Crazy Mike leans over and says, "It's his birthday!" All of a sudden, I am covered with kisses. Wound up being a rather fun night. So, for the next few weeks, it was someone else's birthday each time we went out.
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:02 PM   #10
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sorry, ill go back through it and clarify
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:07 PM   #11
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there hopefully it is more clear
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:13 PM   #12
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I dunno. I thought it was pretty clear the first time.
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:16 PM   #13
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If it doesn't include a CM or a WB L, AM RC, F C then I can't really follow it.
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:18 PM   #14
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there hopefully it is more clear

I am still having problems.
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:18 PM   #15
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If it doesn't include a CM or a WB L, AM RC, F C then I can't really follow it.

awesome!! I dont do abbreviations anymore, apparently it was a sore spot with many and I didnt know that until it was brought to my attention...which is cool.
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:24 PM   #16
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I am still having problems.

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