News of the Weird, Idaho edition

[WSUCougar]

From CNN.com:

Severed head flies from truck in 'bizarre and tragic' collision

BOISE, Idaho (AP) -- A man transporting his wife's severed head in a pickup truck collided with an oncoming car, killing a woman and her 4-year-old daughter, police said. The impact sent the head flying onto the road.
A Boise police officer was driving behind Alofa Time's truck on a busy road when he noticed the man's erratic driving and then watched him slam into the car, police spokeswoman Lynn Hightower said.

Time, 51, who was not injured, told officers he was involved his wife's death, investigators said.

After searching Time's house in Nampa, police found the decapitated body of 47-year-old Theresa N. Time in a car inside the garage, authorities said. She likely had been dead for several hours, Nampa Police Lt. LeRoy Forsman said.
An autopsy was scheduled next week to determine Theresa Time's cause of death, Canyon County Coroner Vicki DeGeus-Morris said.

Time was being held on two counts of second-degree murder in the deaths of Samantha Nina Murphy, 36, of Boise, and her daughter Jae Lynne Grimes. Murphy's other daughter was injured and was in stable condition at a Boise hospital.

"It was one of the more horrific and complex crime scenes on memory," Hightower said. "A woman and her child killed in a crash, and a severed head from an earlier homicide: It's nothing short of bizarre and tragic."

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[JeeberD]

I once worked with a chick named Alofa. True story.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Sounds like it was taken from an episode of CSI. After reading that story I was waiting for some quip from William Peterson followed by The Who's "Who Are You?"

[cartman]

An autopsy was scheduled next week to determine Theresa Time's cause of death, Canyon County Coroner Vicki DeGeus-Morris said.

You mean it wasn't clear from the evidence?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by cartman

You mean it wasn't clear from the evidence?

You need to watch some CSI. It's possible Theresa Time was involved in some crazy sex club in Arizona that dressed in masks of ex-presidents and ex-first ladies during their crazy, drug-fueled sex parties. It's called "The Presidents' Club."

At their last party, Mrs. Time got it on with a fellow wearing a Richard Nixon mask, who she thought was her husband, who also wore a Nixon mask to that party. But, it turned out that it was really an ex-flame (who normally wore a Grover Cleveland mask, but switched to Nixon to get it on with Theresa). Alofa found out and was enraged, not believing that his wife really didn't know it wasn't him. So he suffocated her in her Barbara Bush mask and then started to chop her up to hide the pieces. Cause of death: asphyxiation.

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by cartman

You mean it wasn't clear from the evidence?

Not necessarily. She could have been poisoned, and the head simply cut off later. Or any near infinitie number of possibilities.

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

You need to watch some CSI. It's possible Theresa Time was involved in some crazy sex club in Arizona that dressed in masks of ex-presidents and ex-first ladies during their crazy, drug-fueled sex parties. It's called "The Presidents' Club."

At their last party, Mrs. Time got it on with a fellow wearing a Richard Nixon mask, who she thought was her husband, who also wore a Nixon mask to that party. But, it turned out that it was really an ex-flame (who normally wore a Grover Cleveland mask, but switched to Nixon to get it on with Theresa). Alofa found out and was enraged, not believing that his wife really didn't know it wasn't him. So he suffocated her in her Barbara Bush mask and then started to chop her up to hide the pieces. Cause of death: asphyxiation.

Officially nominated for the "Post of the Day" award.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by gstelmack

Officially nominated for the "Post of the Day" award.

Absolutely. It's not every day you get a parenthetical "who normally wore a Grover Cleveland mask" reference.

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I once worked with a chick named Alofa. True story.

She have a good head on her shoulders?


Sorry.

[Grammaticus]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

You need to watch some CSI. It's possible Theresa Time was involved in some crazy sex club in Arizona that dressed in masks of ex-presidents and ex-first ladies during their crazy, drug-fueled sex parties. It's called "The Presidents' Club."

At their last party, Mrs. Time got it on with a fellow wearing a Richard Nixon mask, who she thought was her husband, who also wore a Nixon mask to that party. But, it turned out that it was really an ex-flame (who normally wore a Grover Cleveland mask, but switched to Nixon to get it on with Theresa). Alofa found out and was enraged, not believing that his wife really didn't know it wasn't him. So he suffocated her in her Barbara Bush mask and then started to chop her up to hide the pieces. Cause of death: asphyxiation.

Or Mrs. Time noticed a man in a Nixon mask with an attractive woman in a Hillary Clinton mask, no that won't work, in a Jackie Kennedy mask and decided to see if the Nixon was in fact her husband. She bent over and pinched Alofa.....