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Old 11-28-2005, 03:07 PM   #1
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World's Ugliest Dog? DEAD.



World's Ugliest Dog Dies at 14

Wed Nov 23, 2:47 PM ET

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. - Sam, the tiny dog whose hairless body and crooked teeth earned him a reputation as the World's Ugliest Dog, has died.

The pooch died Friday, just short of his 15th birthday, his owner said.

"I don't think there'll ever be another Sam," Susie Lockheed said, adding: "Some people would think that's a good thing."

Sam won the ugliest dog contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair this summer for the third year in a row. The pedigreed Chinese crested had made appearances on TV in Japan, radio in New Zealand and in Britain's Daily Mirror tabloid. He also had met Donald Trump on a talk show set.

Lockheed said she initially was terrified of Sam when she agreed to take him in as a rescue dog six years ago on a 48-hour trial basis. Although she fell in love with him, his appearance repulsed her then-boyfriend and prompted the man to break up with her.

Later, however, Sam became a matchmaker by bringing together Lockheed and her current beau, who saw a picture of the two on an online dating site.

Lockheed said she had Sam euthanized after she learned Sam's heart was failing.

She said she's felt a little lost ever since, and is sleeping with Sam's favorite toy — a stuffed bear he picked up and carried home.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:15 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM   #3
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It looks like a minature doberman pincher that found the one true ring about 30 years ago and was gollum-ized.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:30 PM   #4
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:37 PM   #5
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wow, only 6 days late
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:39 PM   #6
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She said she's felt a little lost ever since, and is sleeping with Sam's favorite toy — a stuffed bear he picked up and carried home.

Wow, for some reason that really choked me up.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:45 PM   #7
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Yes, but to be fair, I included a picture.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:50 PM   #8
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I'll give Subby the benefit of the story being reported a day or two before Thanksgiving.
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:57 PM   #9
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I cannot -- cannot -- believe that Subby posted a news article late here. Unprecedented.
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:22 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:22 PM   #11
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Good to see that Quik's automated posting element is functioning correctly.
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:23 PM   #12
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:34 PM   #14
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The other thread didn't have any of this goodness, now did it?
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:34 PM   #15
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That dog have a thing for biting his own feet for what?
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:20 PM   #16
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How do we know that's a dog?
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Old 11-28-2005, 08:46 PM   #17
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That dog have a thing for biting his own feet for what?

Yeah...what the hell? Was Sam blind? Those eyes are creepy.
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