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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Shut up, rowech.
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World's Ugliest Dog? DEAD.
![]() World's Ugliest Dog Dies at 14 Wed Nov 23, 2:47 PM ET SANTA BARBARA, Calif. - Sam, the tiny dog whose hairless body and crooked teeth earned him a reputation as the World's Ugliest Dog, has died. The pooch died Friday, just short of his 15th birthday, his owner said. "I don't think there'll ever be another Sam," Susie Lockheed said, adding: "Some people would think that's a good thing." Sam won the ugliest dog contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair this summer for the third year in a row. The pedigreed Chinese crested had made appearances on TV in Japan, radio in New Zealand and in Britain's Daily Mirror tabloid. He also had met Donald Trump on a talk show set. Lockheed said she initially was terrified of Sam when she agreed to take him in as a rescue dog six years ago on a 48-hour trial basis. Although she fell in love with him, his appearance repulsed her then-boyfriend and prompted the man to break up with her. Later, however, Sam became a matchmaker by bringing together Lockheed and her current beau, who saw a picture of the two on an online dating site. Lockheed said she had Sam euthanized after she learned Sam's heart was failing. She said she's felt a little lost ever since, and is sleeping with Sam's favorite toy — a stuffed bear he picked up and carried home.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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A legend.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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It looks like a minature doberman pincher that found the one true ring about 30 years ago and was gollum-ized.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Miami, Oklahoma
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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wow, only 6 days late
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Cloudy Bellingham, WA
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Wow, for some reason that really choked me up. ![]()
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Shut up, rowech.
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Yes, but to be fair, I included a picture.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I'll give Subby the benefit of the story being reported a day or two before Thanksgiving.
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Poet in Residence
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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I cannot -- cannot -- believe that Subby posted a news article late here. Unprecedented.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: a train between NY and NJ
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Good to see that Quik's automated posting element is functioning correctly.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Just in time for the holidays:
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: a train between NY and NJ
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Big Pimpin'
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Shut up, rowech.
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The other thread didn't have any of this goodness, now did it?
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Central PA
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That dog have a thing for biting his own feet for what?
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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How do we know that's a dog?
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Phoenix
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Yeah...what the hell? Was Sam blind? Those eyes are creepy.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Naperville, Ill
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: C-Town
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