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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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US will go bye bye in 2007
I guess I better make plans to go Vegas before 2007.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
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Wow, this is good to know, I'll make some plans to hide out in Canada, there should be some pretty sweet looting going on in the US after the tsunami.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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Learn to swim, seeya down in Arizona Bay!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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Yah, im safe here in az...any flood would evaporate before it got to me..lol, yah, loot CA!...i got steal me a model or two
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Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. Despair It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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I'm glad I moved to Illinois - I should have some nice beachfront property in a few years.
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n00b
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Powder Springs, GA
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OH NOES!!!!
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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im curious as to what could cause tsunamis in both the atlantic and pacific. more spefically (an incredibly), tsuanmis that ONLY hit america.
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to the toppermost of the poppermost! i challenge you to beat me: predict the #1 movie every week |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Sep 2002
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This guy has way too much time on his hands...
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In The Penalty Box
Join Date: Feb 2004
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I'd better get two chicks at once before this fizzle happens.
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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I find the way the Muslim men treat their women a sin. So I am going to predict a great earthquake followed by a Israeli led assault to capture all of the Middle Easts oil in 2006. May not be a world-renowned scholar, but hey I have a responsibility.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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I am sorry but you have to make up some calcuations such 1,776 sins for your research to be posted in some random news source.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I'll wait for the movie. And watch it from the comfort of my Florida home in 2010. Of course, that's when Jesus is coming back according to Doomsday Sabremetricians, right?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spain
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It´s the bad thing of predicting the end of the world. If you are right, there´s no world. If you fail, you are an idiot.
I predict the end of US in the 2150 Give me millions!!! giveme millions!! ![]() |
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College Starter
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Florida
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im screwed... i live 2 miles from the beach!!!!!!!
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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Damn right that it would have to be a lot larger to wipe out the United States. How does he think it will wipe out the US but not damage Canada or Mexico? One thing that always just blows my mind about a lot of this sort of stuff that comes out of the Middle East is how they think the USA is roughly about the same size as their nations are, and geographically about the same as well. A tsunami that is going to clear all the mountain ranges? It will be amazing.
Oh well. If it is God's will for you to die in a tsunami, you've just got it coming. It's time to find out who is right about God and who is wrong. Maybe God will let somebody take their "American" family on a big boat and ride it out, along with some animal species that only live in the U.S. Last edited by Tekneek : 04-01-2005 at 06:43 AM. |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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None of you are going to have seafront property. If the US is going to cease to exist, I assume that means we're all equally screwed. Those of us near the water will just have a better view and get it over with quicker.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny South of France
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I'm safe here in Europe, and I've got a spare bedroom if anybody needs it....
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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everytime a prediction like this is made, and does not come true, it damages someone's/some group's credibility.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Eh, I'm pretty sure there will be some mini-monsoons around the world to drown all the heathen Americans not in the States at that time. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Bitches. See how you like flyover country now when we're kicking you all back into the ocean
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Gamenikki - News editor and Nintendo reviewer Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 04-01-2005 at 07:27 AM. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Sorry, only true believers and the gramatically correct will survive. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Dammit. I hate trying to be awake at this time of the day. SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Gamenikki - News editor and Nintendo reviewer Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Of no particular interest
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....until then, everyday life will go on for me.
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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I'm wondering how these became an article in the first place. Must be a slow day at the Jerusalem Post.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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"A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."
A great sin? Hmm.. they aren't bringing back the T.V show 'Full House' are they???
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Looks like its time to convert to Muslim.
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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"As soon as the Europeans started arriving in the new world discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1492, they declared a war on the so-called Red Indians, the legitimate owners of the land," he wrote. "Then they began enslaving and humiliating Africans after kidnapping them from their countries and bringing them to America. Millions of blacks were brought to the US and treated with unprecedented harshness. Those who became ill during the journey were thrown overboard to feed the fish."
I love when Islamic extremists take the US to task for slavery, conveniently ignoring the fact that it was Islam which INVENTED the concept of racial slavery. |
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Madeira, Oh
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So is he counting Alaska in this?
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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You miss an important point. Their use of slavery was approved by Allah. Everything is ok if your God approves it. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Federal Way, WA
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Heat seeking Tsunamis. With lasers to track their prey. They will undoubtably also hit US military bases accross the world; the ones that specifically hit only US European bases which are surrounded by land will be a site to see. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Miami, Oklahoma
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What about the Indians, Blacks, and Muslims living in the US?
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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Once again, they will be brought down by the rest of us...the ultimate disgrace. |
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cleveland
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Because the Mexicans and Canadians live their lives without sin, duh!!! ![]() |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Guess I'd better start building that Ark.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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Oh yeah, I forgot that. I keep trying to use logic and reason, when I should know that we're dealing with the power of faith. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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So you were the one that was picked? |
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Minneapolis
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Is it because he is a drunk like Noah was?
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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Noah wasn't a drunk. He accidentally became drunk while, inexplicably, deciding to engage in some wine tasting. He got carried away and simply forgot to spit out the wine and swallowed it. The effect it had on him was increased because of the significant change in atmospheric pressure during those torrential rains.
Or, at least, that is the explanation I've found... ![]() |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Yeah. How long can you tread water? |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: USA
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That's me. The guy with gills that mumbles all the time and never changes his expression.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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And drinks his own urine?
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
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When I first became born-again and started attending services regularly in the 80s there was alot of emphasis on prophecy, end times, ect.; What is interesting to me is that way back then biblical scholars using timelines interpreted from the Bible pegged the years of around 2006-2012 for things to start 'breaking loose' leading into the rise of the anti-christ and the return of Christ Himself.
Since then many other sources (including the famed Mayan calendar that ends in 2012) outside of the Bible keep coming up with predictions of events, upheavals, ect, all right about the same time-frame. Obviously not all can be correct (many theories conflict) but many including me believe that God is trying to get our attention about things possibly taking a dramatic change in the near future. Also intriguing to me is the question of 'what happens to the U.S.A.", what happens to the world's greatest power not mentioned in end time prophecies during these calamities. Many Christians believe that the 'Rapture" takes place and enough key people in civilian and government life within the U.S. dissappear to make the U.S. a second-rate power overnight. Interesting that this Muslim scholar also sees the U.S. missing but has an entirely different explanation (obviously not believing in the Christian rapture of Revelation and other New Testement books.) |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Bubba, the Bible says we won't know when Christ will come again... it's a waste of time to try to predict it. Rev 3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Franklin, the partial answer is contained in your own posted quote "..thou shalt not know what hour...". Jesus says be watchful, but He does give a general timing of events to come. Matthew 24:32 "Now learn a parable of the fig tree (Israel); When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: (The rebirth of Israel 1948) 33 "So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know it is near, even at the door." 34 "Verily I say unto you, This generation (about 60yrs) shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled." Mark 13:24-30 Covers the same and a little more beforehand Books are written on this, but very clear in old and new testements that God did want us to have a general sense of when things were going to change (from the age of grace and the church into the Millenium of Christ rule and reign on earth.) Last edited by Bubba Wheels : 04-01-2005 at 05:32 PM. |
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