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Old 03-20-2005, 01:02 AM   #1
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Debra Messing

Red hair, perky little A-cups, total hotness.. or should I say hotmess.



Carry on.

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Old 03-20-2005, 01:06 AM   #2
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Ya know, after her pregnancy she's gotten chubbier, and I was positive I would like a little meat on her, but oddly it just looks awkward on her.

Oh, and I watched the first 2 episodes of Fat Actress earlier, and I would bang Kirstie Alley.
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:16 AM   #3
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and I would bang Kirstie Alley.

You need therapy
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:20 AM   #4
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Kirstie Alley.

You sunk my battleship.
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:27 AM   #5
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You sunk my battleship.

Come on, she's a big girl... but "battleship"... I mean, really...
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:31 AM   #6
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If you torpedo Alley you just might get credit for a battleship....at least a heavy cruiser....
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:44 AM   #7
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Yeah, but a scooner could never take down a battleship.
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:59 AM   #8
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I'll delete these thread if you guys keep on talking about Kirstie Alley.

I will.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:04 AM   #9
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well from one ugly extreme to the other.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:05 AM   #10
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Messing can look totally hot one minute but totally un-cute the next. She's an enigma...
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:11 AM   #11
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Oh, and I watched the first 2 episodes of Fat Actress earlier, and I would bang Kirstie Alley.

Well, I'm married, so I wouldn't.

But yes, she's bangable. She's a big girl, but she's got some great (natural) curves too.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:24 AM   #12
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I would absolutely bang Kirstie Alley. As blackie said, she's got great natural curves.

Then again, now that Debra Messing's got some actual breasts, I'd bang her too.



Actually, considering the last time I had sex... I'd probably bang a bowl of jello right now.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:25 AM   #13
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Actually, considering the last time I had sex... I'd probably bang a bowl of jello right now.

Now the question here lies, room temperature or fridge temp?

your answer will determine the desperation level we grade you at....
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:28 AM   #14
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Actually, considering the last time I had sex... I'd probably bang a bowl of jello right now.

Now you gone and pissed off the peanut butter, Cam. Way to go...
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:29 AM   #15
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No you gone and pissed off the peanut butter, Cam. Way to go...

Cam is just a food manwhore...

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Old 03-20-2005, 10:30 AM   #16
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Now the question here lies, room temperature or fridge temp?

your answer will determine the desperation level we grade you at....

fridge temp, without a doubt.

And the peanut butter is very understanding, Jeebs.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:30 AM   #17
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Perky little A-cups? I suppose their better than man breasts.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:34 AM   #18
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i'd hit em both. and the bowl of jello.
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:48 AM   #19
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fridge temp, without a doubt.

And the peanut butter is very understanding, Jeebs.

Defcon 1 towards the sexual frustration, is a definate ouch.

The fridge temp Jell-o will curb it....for at least an hour
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:51 AM   #20
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I don't know, this pic has me intrigued more than the one used up top

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Old 03-20-2005, 11:09 AM   #21
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Red hair, perky little A-cups, total hotness.. or should I say hotmess.
I thought the title said "Debra Missing." I thought that it was another kid snatched up by some sicko. I then red what the opening line was without opening the thread. I have to say, I found the above comment shocking in relation to a missing child. I am so glad it is just about a stupid actress that does absolutly nothing for me.
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Old 03-20-2005, 11:09 AM   #22
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i'd hit em both. and the bowl of jello.

Isn't that like hitting Kirstie Allie?
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Old 03-20-2005, 02:43 PM   #23
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I have heard from reliable sources that Debra Messing is a class-A bitch. That just means you have to find something to shut her up.
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Old 03-20-2005, 02:52 PM   #24
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Debra Messing is super hot.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:04 PM   #25
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I think you're all being generous with 'A-cup' descriptions. I vote no.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:12 PM   #26
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I always think of "The Mothman Prophesies" when I see her, her hair was quite different in that.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:25 PM   #27
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I'd will her grace.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:26 PM   #28
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dola: You ever notice that works with anything? "I'd super her market."
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:43 PM   #29
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Not Hot Chick Survivor hot, but I wouldn't think twice about it.....
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:53 PM   #30
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that other chick on her show is hotter. the bitchy brunette whatever her name is.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:54 PM   #31
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that other chick on her show is hotter. the bitchy brunette whatever her name is.


You do like 'em chunky.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:56 PM   #32
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You do like 'em chunky.

I thought it was Bubba not Dubya who liked that

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Old 03-20-2005, 03:56 PM   #33
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You do like 'em chunky.


its not like shes Kirstie Alley chunky.
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:58 PM   #34
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I'd hit it....twice with no rubber.
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Old 03-20-2005, 04:06 PM   #35
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I thought it was Bubba not Dubya who liked that

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He is from Texas. They like them fat-bottomed girls.
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Old 03-20-2005, 04:26 PM   #36
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this kirstie alley, i would do:

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Old 03-20-2005, 04:30 PM   #37
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Um.. how long have you been on this board?
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Old 03-20-2005, 05:24 PM   #38
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dola: You ever notice that works with anything? "I'd super her market."

I'd like to Burger her King.
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Old 03-20-2005, 05:26 PM   #39
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I'd like to Burger her King.

If this and the slogan thread were combined, we'd have one hell of a thread.

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Old 03-20-2005, 07:27 PM   #40
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I'd like to Sovereign her Star then I'd Bubba her Wheels, and to finish things up i'd Quick her Sand.
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Old 03-20-2005, 08:54 PM   #41
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I have heard from reliable sources that Debra Messing is a class-A bitch. That just means you have to find something to shut her up.

I always got that feeling about her. I got a feeling she has a "She's better then you" attitude about her. Don't her and her co-star (the guy that lives with her) hate each other?
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:06 PM   #42
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Yeah, but a scooner could never take down a battleship.

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Old 03-20-2005, 09:12 PM   #43
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I would like to Jon Bon her Jovi

I would like to planned her parenthood


Errr....I gotta work on these
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:36 PM   #44
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id like to pop a cap in her azz....
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:36 PM   #45
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id like to pop a cap in her azz....

Ummmmmmm.
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:39 PM   #46
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I'd like to help her with some underpants.
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:40 PM   #47
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I would give her the 'ole golden shower.....

I would let her pee on me, no doubt.
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Old 03-20-2005, 09:40 PM   #48
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I would give her the 'ole golden shower.....
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:02 PM   #49
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A-cups, schmay-cups, I'd hit it...

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you know what, there is no easter bunny.
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