Can I get a good lapdance for $10?

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 12:52 PM

Since I've started back in school and I get sort of stressed out at times I am thinking about purchasing a lapdance. It would make sense because then I could relax right after work before I get home. Depending on what I've got going on in the evenings, I could have anywhere between 1 - 4 hours of downtime between the two. That should be plenty of time I think.

Anyway, is it feasible to get a good lapdance for $10 or less? I would use it mainly for, well, you know what I will use it for. hehe. I guess I am just not real familiar with the costs of lapdances. Any help would be appreciated.

Thank you

rkmsuf · 12-03-2004, 12:52 PM

what took you so long.

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 12:53 PM

In WI, I think you should be able to get it for $10. The question is, do they allow you to touch as well? Bring some extra cash for the Champagne room, it is a lovely place.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 12:54 PM

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what took you so long.

heh. I've misread the original thread so many times today that I finally decided to make it real.

damnMikeBrown · 12-03-2004, 12:54 PM

I had a GREAT $10 lap dance in Windsor, Canada. That was, however, about 10 years ago. I don't see them anymore for anything but $20. Granted, I don't see them at all, but even when I was throwing my friends bachelor parties 2,3, and 7 years ago, they were $20 then.

WSUCougar · 12-03-2004, 12:55 PM

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.

You think.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 12:57 PM

You have to factor in the associated costs. Like drinks in a strip joint will cost you nearly $10 alone. My guesstimate would be that $10 alone would get a butt waved in your face for a few seconds plus maybe a booby jiggle and a smirk.

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 12:57 PM

I think some pictures need to be posted to show you what a good lapdance is.

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 12:57 PM

10 bucks usually good for one song..

Ben E Lou · 12-03-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Bring some extra cash for the Champagne room, it is a lovely place.

There's no sex in the Champagne room.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Rock

Goodevening Class of 1999 I have
one piece of advice for you no
matter what a stripper tells you
there is no sex in the champagne
room
Oh theres champange in the champagne
room but you dont want champange you
sex in the champange room

Dont go to parties with metal detectors
sure it fells safe inside but what about
all those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit
guns they know you aint got one if a women
says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes
twelve if she tells you shes twentysix and
looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off
that silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have
possible commited all those crimes Coolio did
some of that shit young blackman if you go to
the movie theater and someone steps on your foot
let it slide why spend the next twenty years in
jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread
aint nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think
of what im saying remember this one thing theres
no sex in he champagne room

[Gerald Lervert]

Uhh
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

[Chris Rock]

If a homeless person has a funny sign
he hasn't been homeless for that long
a real homeless person is too hungry
to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue
she'll probably suck you dick if a guy has
a pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick
heres a harascope for everyone
Aquarius your going die
Capricorn your going die
Gemini your going die twice
Leo your going die
Scorpio your going die fuckin
no one go's to hooters for wings
if you been datinga man for four
months and you haven't met any of
his friends your not his girlfriend
some of the things I've said may not
apply to you some of the things I may
have said may offened you
no matter who you are yo must
remember this one thing no matter
what a stripper says
there is no sex in the champagne room
NONE!

[Gerald Lervert]

Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
aint get none cant have none, naa
in the champagne room
there is absolutely postively no sex
in the champagne room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
in the champagne room na na say na na

Repeat until fade

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

There's no sex in the Champagne room.

Well now, you aren't going to the right places.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 01:00 PM

My fiancee just bought me lapdance with a guy named Dale for under $10. He was over 2 meters, gave me 512 thrusts of RAM, and a 30 inch hard on.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.

Not my Accounting help thread? Screw this. I am going home.

scooper · 12-03-2004, 01:05 PM

Yeah, sure, why not. I could use the money and my self esteem is shot anyway. What color thong would you like me to wear?

Cap Ologist · 12-03-2004, 01:07 PM

Probably not, but you can buy a candy bar for twenty bucks from Ivana.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 01:13 PM

If you were in Miami I would suggest Coco my goodness them is some fine Latin strippers... might have been the first time a females smell turned me on... but yeah most clubs from what I understand is usually 10 if you have game u can get your meat jacked for free...

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

If you were in Miami I would suggest Coco my goodness them is some fine Latin strippers... might have been the first time a females smell turned me on... but yeah most clubs from what I understand is usually 10 if you have game u can get your meat jacked for free...

Comments like one this made me place my hope on you in IWS.

Solecismic · 12-03-2004, 01:26 PM

Can I ask an OT question for this topic?

(I'm going to go ahead and do so without permission, because I am a troublemaker at heart)

How do company content filters work?

I mean, if we go ballistic if someone posts a picture of a boobie, and we go ballistic if someone posts an http link to a picture of a boobie, then how in the world can the lyrics to explicit songs be posted directly to the forum without some risk?

Now I'm not offended or anything. I'm far more offended by Lervert's oblivious misuse of your/you're. Just wanted to know.

And who actually listens to the lyrics in rap music? I had to turn on closed captioning when Eminem was on SNL just to figure out what he was saying that was so controversial.

Which brings to mind another OT question. How in the world do those closed captioners type so fast, and make so few typos? Is voice recognition software that good?

rkmsuf · 12-03-2004, 01:28 PM

the middle of a lapdance thread is probably the worst place for that.

Ksyrup · 12-03-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

the middle of a lapdance thread is probably the worst place for that.

Killed your erection, huh?

rkmsuf · 12-03-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Killed your erection, huh?

He might as well have posted a current pic of Delta Burke.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Killed your erection, huh?

Wow. One of the best responses of all time. Nice one.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Comments like one this made me place my hope on you in IWS.

For which one? I hope not troll....cause we all know who the troll is

Solecismic · 12-03-2004, 01:37 PM

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

I am not a perv... I promise...

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 01:40 PM

You're a man, right Noop? Then that makes you a perv...

Noop · 12-03-2004, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You're a man, right Noop? Then that makes you a perv...

Hmm so your saying all mean are perv's? I just liked her smell alot

WSUCougar · 12-03-2004, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

It's the Yul Brynner in him.

If he ever says "Where is your god now, Moses?" I'm sold.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 02:06 PM

Yul Brynner in Westworld gave me nightmares for weeks. He was one creepy robot bad-guy cowboy in that movie.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

For which one? I hope not troll....cause we all know who the troll is

Most Knowledgable about FOF.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

I didn't realize Yul Brynner had a reputation as a perv. Go figure.

robbgmaier · 12-03-2004, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Well now, you aren't going to the right places.

everyone knows you got to get the hottub for sex.. duh

Bomber · 12-03-2004, 02:50 PM

I highly doubt you can get a lap dance for $10, unless the club is really shitty or in Canada.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 02:52 PM

In Mexico you can get a lot more than a lap dance for $10.

wade moore · 12-03-2004, 03:30 PM

To continue Jim's threadjack...

He makes a decent point that I hadn't thought about... I really don't know how content filters work.. but we have always been very leniant with sexually explicit text on this board... even beyond those lyrics.. just look at half of the other posts in this thread...

are they at risk for content filters?

Schmidty · 12-03-2004, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

In Mexico you can get a lot more than a lap dance for $10.

Chlamydia?

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Chlamydia?

The gift that keeps giving.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 03:36 PM

I have seen no one say they are about to get fired because of this boards typed messages....

SackAttack · 12-03-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

If ever there were a QOTM-worthy post, I think this qualifies.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Are you trying to bait me? Well here I will throw the first jab... suck my dick.

Just keep racking up the votes.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.

Wrong.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Just keep racking up the votes.

So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling...

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling...

Lighten up, Francis.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

If ever there were a QOTM-worthy post, I think this qualifies.

No kidding. We really need this feature back. Dammit.

Noop · 12-03-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Lighten up, Francis.

Done. Keisha.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling...

I'm not calling you a troll. But I do think you will sweep one of the non-troll categories of the IWS voting.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Dammit... between this thread and the "Awkward" thread, this is becoming a Friday for the ages...

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Dammit... between this thread and the "Awkward" thread, this is becoming a Friday for the ages...

No kidding. I have tears coming out of my eyes. This has been a classic day here at the old FOFC.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitPersonality1

No kidding. I have tears coming out of my eyes. This has been a classic day here at the old FOFC.

Don't forget this classic:

http://modernmusclecars.net/forums/s...ad.php?t=10040

12-03-2004, 12:52 PM	#2
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gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	In WI, I think you should be able to get it for $10. The question is, do they allow you to touch as well? Bring some extra cash for the Champagne room, it is a lovely place. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 12-03-2004 at 12:54 PM.

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WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day. __________________ Come join FOFC's Parent's Anonymous

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gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I think some pictures need to be posted to show you what a good lapdance is. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

12-03-2004, 01:13 PM	#17
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	If you were in Miami I would suggest Coco my goodness them is some fine Latin strippers... might have been the first time a females smell turned me on... but yeah most clubs from what I understand is usually 10 if you have game u can get your meat jacked for free... __________________ You cannot enjoy outstanding success in life without power, and you can never enjoy power without sufficient personality to influence other people to co-operate with you in the spirit of harmony ~ Napoleon Hill

12-03-2004, 12:54 PM	#5
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	I had a GREAT $10 lap dance in Windsor, Canada. That was, however, about 10 years ago. I don't see them anymore for anything but $20. Granted, I don't see them at all, but even when I was throwing my friends bachelor parties 2,3, and 7 years ago, they were $20 then.

12-03-2004, 12:57 PM	#8
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	You have to factor in the associated costs. Like drinks in a strip joint will cost you nearly $10 alone. My guesstimate would be that $10 alone would get a butt waved in your face for a few seconds plus maybe a booby jiggle and a smirk.

12-03-2004, 12:57 PM	#10
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	10 bucks usually good for one song..

12-03-2004, 01:00 PM	#13
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	My fiancee just bought me lapdance with a guy named Dale for under $10. He was over 2 meters, gave me 512 thrusts of RAM, and a 30 inch hard on.

12-03-2004, 01:05 PM	#15
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Yeah, sure, why not. I could use the money and my self esteem is shot anyway. What color thong would you like me to wear?

12-03-2004, 01:07 PM	#16
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Probably not, but you can buy a candy bar for twenty bucks from Ivana.

12-03-2004, 01:26 PM	#19
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Brighton, MI	Can I ask an OT question for this topic? (I'm going to go ahead and do so without permission, because I am a troublemaker at heart) How do company content filters work? I mean, if we go ballistic if someone posts a picture of a boobie, and we go ballistic if someone posts an http link to a picture of a boobie, then how in the world can the lyrics to explicit songs be posted directly to the forum without some risk? Now I'm not offended or anything. I'm far more offended by Lervert's oblivious misuse of your/you're. Just wanted to know. And who actually listens to the lyrics in rap music? I had to turn on closed captioning when Eminem was on SNL just to figure out what he was saying that was so controversial. Which brings to mind another OT question. How in the world do those closed captioners type so fast, and make so few typos? Is voice recognition software that good?

12-03-2004, 01:28 PM	#20
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	the middle of a lapdance thread is probably the worst place for that. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-03-2004, 01:37 PM	#25
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Brighton, MI	I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

12-03-2004, 01:40 PM	#27
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You're a man, right Noop? Then that makes you a perv... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Yul Brynner in Westworld gave me nightmares for weeks. He was one creepy robot bad-guy cowboy in that movie. __________________

12-03-2004, 02:50 PM	#34
Bomber High School Varsity Join Date: Sep 2004	I highly doubt you can get a lap dance for $10, unless the club is really shitty or in Canada.

12-03-2004, 02:52 PM	#35
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	In Mexico you can get a lot more than a lap dance for $10.

12-03-2004, 03:36 PM	#39
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I have seen no one say they are about to get fired because of this boards typed messages.... __________________ You cannot enjoy outstanding success in life without power, and you can never enjoy power without sufficient personality to influence other people to co-operate with you in the spirit of harmony ~ Napoleon Hill

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Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Dammit... between this thread and the "Awkward" thread, this is becoming a Friday for the ages...

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