National Red Dawn Resistance Speak Day!

sachmo71 · 11-11-2004, 08:23 AM

The chair is against the wall.
John has a long moustache.

JeeberD · 11-11-2004, 10:59 AM

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rkmsuf · 11-11-2004, 11:01 AM

Franklinnoble · 11-11-2004, 11:01 AM

All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid.

GrantDawg · 11-11-2004, 11:11 AM

This begs the question......who here has pee'd in a radiator?

cartman · 11-11-2004, 11:21 AM

"well, just who is on our side?"

"about 400 million screaming chinamen"

"I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen"

"there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire

cartman · 11-11-2004, 11:22 AM

"I'm not a Russian"

"Oh yeah, well prove it. What's the Capital of Texas?"

"Austin"

"Wrong, commie, it's Houston!"

sachmo71 · 11-11-2004, 11:27 AM

"What's up her butt??"

SMACK!

My pencil is long and red.

GrantDawg · 11-11-2004, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

"well, just who is on our side?"

"about 400 million screaming chinamen"

"I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen"

"there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire

I need to go out and buy this movie. Just classic stuff.

bdem · 11-11-2004, 11:41 AM

Spoken as a true father would wants his boys to survive.

scooper · 11-11-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid.

It keeps me warm.

cartman · 11-11-2004, 12:30 PM

"We hear that your son is a member of an elite, paramilitary organization: Eagle Scouts"

Senator · 11-11-2004, 12:43 PM

"How did you get shot down, Colonel?"
"It was five to one. I got four."

Franklinnoble · 11-11-2004, 12:47 PM

I got this off a dead Russian general.

sachmo71 · 11-11-2004, 12:50 PM

My pinto explodes with mirth. My pinto explodes with mirth.

cartman · 11-11-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I got this off a dead Russian general.

almost right...

"We got this off a dead Russian major"

"Major, eh... Well, it ought to fit a colonel."

sachmo71 · 11-11-2004, 12:56 PM

Tim enjoys wax on his nipples.
Tim enjoys wax on his nipples.

There are Russians in Denver...oops.
The bear is in the snow. The bear is in the snow.

Desnudo · 11-11-2004, 01:04 PM

Dogface! I show you how Soviet dies.

cartman · 11-11-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Dogface! I show you how Soviet dies.

"I've seen it before, pal"

Qwikshot · 11-11-2004, 01:06 PM

You're just a bunch of scared kids!!

Blackadar · 11-11-2004, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

"well, just who is on our side?"

"about 400 million screaming chinamen"

"I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen"

"there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire

Close.

Jed Eckert: Well, who *is* on our side?
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin' Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There were.

Blackadar · 11-11-2004, 01:34 PM

Jed Eckert: Do you want blindfolds?
Stepan Gorsky: This violates the Geneva convention!
Jed Eckert: I never heard of it!

cartman · 11-11-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

Close.

Jed Eckert: Well, who *is* on our side?
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin' Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There were.

Dang it! Well, back to the 'studying Genghis Khan in the classroom' scene for me then...

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 11-11-2004, 02:05 PM

Truly the greatest movie of all time. It should be shown to all to inspire us to glory.

Desnudo · 11-11-2004, 04:32 PM

Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years.

Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade.

Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall.

Green Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil.

Mexico plunged into revolution.

NATO dissolves.

United States stands alone.

Airhog · 11-11-2004, 07:22 PM

the dolphin is in the jacuzzi...

Desnudo · 11-11-2004, 07:51 PM

the porpoise is in the sauna...

sachmo71 · 11-11-2004, 09:24 PM

Mario bent his wookie.

cartman · 11-11-2004, 09:30 PM

The banning will not be tolerated...
The banning will not be tolerated...

The undies are on the porch...
The undies are on the porch...

haji1 · 11-11-2004, 11:16 PM

I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.

vex · 11-19-2004, 07:11 PM

It's on WGN right now

gstelmack · 11-19-2004, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haji1

I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.

Worn out? It's a bargain bin DVD, just poke around.

BigJohn&TheLions · 11-19-2004, 09:46 PM

I just can't believe that the 20th aniversary has come and gone with no special edition dvd set...

BTW... Tell your woman that you feel like watching a certain film staring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, then when she's ready for a movie that should never be watched by any straight man EVER, hit play and watch this film. They will hate you, but you will enjoy tormenting her even more!

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 11-19-2004, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haji1

I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.

Kinda amazing there was a narrator in the end. No WWIII Casualty stats?

cartman · 11-19-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

I just can't believe that the 20th aniversary has come and gone with no special edition dvd set...

BTW... Tell your woman that you feel like watching a certain film staring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, then when she's ready for a movie that should never be watched by any straight man EVER, hit play and watch this film. They will hate you, but you will enjoy tormenting her even more!

And I had, the time of my life...

Watching the Wolverines kick the Commies ass...

and no Whoopie Goldberg in sight!

sachmo71 · 11-20-2004, 12:19 AM

Tim has sleep between his toes.
Repeat.
Tim has sleep between his toes.

EagleFan · 11-20-2004, 12:20 AM

It's a good thing for the few survivors that the Russians had no idea that helicopters could hover or it comes to an abrupt end.

Sorry, that scene just always bugs the hell out of me for some stupid reason (entirely anal, I understand).

11-11-2004, 10:59 AM	#2
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11-11-2004, 11:21 AM	#6
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"well, just who is on our side?" "about 400 million screaming chinamen" "I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen" "there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire __________________ Omne animal post coitum triste praeter gallum mulieremque.

11-11-2004, 11:22 AM	#7
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"I'm not a Russian" "Oh yeah, well prove it. What's the Capital of Texas?" "Austin" "Wrong, commie, it's Houston!" __________________ Omne animal post coitum triste praeter gallum mulieremque.

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Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid.

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GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	This begs the question......who here has pee'd in a radiator?

11-11-2004, 11:41 AM	#10
bdem n00b Join Date: Sep 2002	AVENGE ME BOYS........AVENGE ME!!!!!!!! Spoken as a true father would wants his boys to survive.

11-11-2004, 12:30 PM	#12
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"We hear that your son is a member of an elite, paramilitary organization: Eagle Scouts" __________________ Omne animal post coitum triste praeter gallum mulieremque.

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11-11-2004, 12:47 PM	#14
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I got this off a dead Russian general.

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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Dogface! I show you how Soviet dies.

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11-11-2004, 02:05 PM	#24
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Truly the greatest movie of all time. It should be shown to all to inspire us to glory. __________________ Toujour Pret

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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years. Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade. Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall. Green Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil. Mexico plunged into revolution. NATO dissolves. United States stands alone.

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haji1 Mascot Join Date: Jun 2003	I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.

11-19-2004, 07:11 PM	#31
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Miami, Oklahoma	It's on WGN right now

11-19-2004, 09:46 PM	#33
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I just can't believe that the 20th aniversary has come and gone with no special edition dvd set... BTW... Tell your woman that you feel like watching a certain film staring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, then when she's ready for a movie that should never be watched by any straight man EVER, hit play and watch this film. They will hate you, but you will enjoy tormenting her even more! __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

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sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Tim has sleep between his toes. Repeat. Tim has sleep between his toes. __________________ Join Extra Life 2012 and play video games for charity!

11-20-2004, 12:20 AM	#37
EagleFan General Manager Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	It's a good thing for the few survivors that the Russians had no idea that helicopters could hover or it comes to an abrupt end. Sorry, that scene just always bugs the hell out of me for some stupid reason (entirely anal, I understand).

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