Another another Britney thread...

JeeberD · 10-03-2003, 01:08 AM

The upcoming Esquire magazine...

Appearing on the cover of Esquire magazine wearing a short white sweater and nothing else but her imagination, Spears recreates a famous 1966 photo shoot of film and TV actress Angie Dickinson.

The photos are part of the magazine's 70 Years of Women We Love November issue, which also showcases Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson, Catherine Zeta Jones, Sharon Stone and Madonna.

In an interview that accompanies the photographs, Spears explains why Esquire wanted her to appear on the magazine's cover.

"Well, some people might say it's just to make money and sell magazines," said Spears. "But another reason -- a better reason, and the one I choose -- is that they do it to inspire people."

Inside the magazine are other photos shot by James White, featuring even more revealing pictures of Spears, who is outfitted in solely in a pair of panties and some carefully placed necklaces.

Elsewhere in the article, Spears claims to have resisted her record label's attempts to sexually exploit her.

"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me,' " said Spears. "I will never do that. I'm still doing what I love to do."

And her inevitable date with Playboy draws ever closer....

pjstp20 · 10-03-2003, 01:11 AM

Man this girl loves to get naked

mckerney · 10-03-2003, 01:11 AM

Quote:

"Well, some people might say it's just to make money and sell magazines," said Spears. "But another reason -- a better reason, and the one I choose -- is that they do it to inspire people."

Inside the magazine are other photos shot by James White, featuring even more revealing pictures of Spears, who is outfitted in solely in a pair of panties and some carefully placed necklaces.

Does she really know what it inspires, or does one of us have to tell her?

TLK · 10-03-2003, 01:16 AM

That's my girl

JeeberD · 10-03-2003, 01:16 AM

My favorite part of the article is...

Quote:

Inside the magazine are other photos shot by James White, featuring even more revealing pictures of Spears, who is outfitted in solely in a pair of panties and some carefully placed necklaces.

And then the next line is...

Quote:

Elsewhere in the article, Spears claims to have resisted her record label's attempts to sexually exploit her.
"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me,' " said Spears.

mckerney · 10-03-2003, 01:17 AM

Well, I still think she's a whore, but at least she's doing her part to prevent prostate cancer in men.

TroyF · 10-03-2003, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by JeeberD
"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me,' " said Spears. "I will never do that. I'm still doing what I love to do."[/i]

I laughed out loud at this quote.

TroyF

pjstp20 · 10-03-2003, 01:56 AM

Can she be serious????? Man this girl is dumb as bricks. The Lord givith and the Lord taketh away.

Samdari · 10-03-2003, 06:52 AM

I think in this case, the plastic surgeon giveth.

CraigSca · 10-03-2003, 06:55 AM

...and the air brusher taketh away...

Ksyrup · 10-03-2003, 06:59 AM

I'm sorry, but that first shot of her on the cover...it must be the hair, but she looks like a heavily made-up Hilary Clinton. Yikes!

cincyreds · 10-03-2003, 07:26 AM

Nothing beats a great pair of legs!!

Subby · 10-03-2003, 07:58 AM

That Esquire cover is simply fantastic...

The other stuff is just run-of-the-mill Maxim type crap, but the Esquire cover is beautiful.

Radii · 10-03-2003, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by cincyreds
Nothing beats a great pair of legs!!

I'll take a mediocre pair of legs in my bedroom over a great pair of legs on a magazine cover any day

GrantDawg · 10-03-2003, 09:54 AM

No amount of airbrushing can help the butterface.

KWhit · 10-03-2003, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
No amount of airbrushing can help the butterface.

Nice of you to join us, Mr. Magoo.

cuervo72 · 10-03-2003, 10:24 AM

Her face isn't what I'm looking at in that picture....

KevinNU7 · 10-03-2003, 10:31 AM

She does have a butterface. Everything is a ten but-her-face which is only a 9.

bbor · 10-03-2003, 10:46 AM

Damn carpet tape.

oykib · 10-03-2003, 11:11 AM

This reminds me of the flack she got about a year or so into her career when the media got after her about being a bad influence on young girls by being too much of a sex-symbol.

She answered by saying that she was still a virgin and the media just left her alone.

I wondered to myself:

Is it that much of an improvement that she's encouraging young girls to be teases as opposed to sluts?

JeeberD · 10-06-2003, 01:11 AM

Hmmm....looks like Britney's a little bit cold...

MizzouRah · 10-06-2003, 09:22 AM

Jeeber,

Quit posting this stuff! I'm away on business.

All I can see now is that nice first pic of her butt... must get that out of my mind....

Todd

JeeberD · 10-08-2003, 01:54 AM

Esquire's website has posted a few of the pics...

Interviewing Britney Spears is like deposing Bill Clinton: Regardless of the evidence, she does not waver. "Why do you dress so provocatively?" I ask. She says she doesn't dress provocatively. "But look what you're wearing right now," I say, while looking at three inches of her inner thigh, her entire abdomen, and enough cleavage to choke a musk ox. "This is just a skirt and a top," she responds. It is not that Britney Spears denies that she is a sexual icon, or that she disputes that American men are fascinated with the concept of the wet-hot virgin, or that she feels her success says nothing about what our society fantasizes about. She doesn't disagree with any of that stuff, because she swears she has never even thought about it. Not even once.

"That's just a weird question," she says. "I don't even want to think about that. That's strange, and I don't think about things like that, and I don't want to think about things like that. Why should I? I don't have to deal with those people. I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation of people. I'm not worried about some guy who's a perv and wants to meet a freaking virgin."

And suddenly, something becomes painfully clear: Either Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than any of us realize.

Or maybe both.

—CHUCK KLOSTERMAN

mckerney · 10-08-2003, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by JeeberD
and enough cleavage to choke a musk ox.[/i]

Should I be the one to post the required, "I wanna be a musk ox," or does someone else want to?

dawgfan · 10-08-2003, 02:00 AM

I wanna be a musk ox.

JeeberD · 10-08-2003, 02:04 AM

This pic confirms for me that her boobs are fake. If they were real they would have flattened out when her arms were extended back like that. I don't care if they're the perkiest boobs in history, if they're real they aren't going to act like that...

Blackadar · 10-08-2003, 06:18 AM

Wackata wackata wackata

CraigSca · 10-08-2003, 06:49 AM

Until I saw these pics, I never realized that cowrie shells provide such great nipple coverage.

How can she be so strident with her "I'm a virgin!" routine and then, in the same breath, not realize that she's "whoring it out" for every two-bit photographer with a Polaroid OneStep?

It seems to me playing the virgin and the whore are mutually exclusive...

EagleFan · 10-08-2003, 08:54 AM

My favorite quote is "I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation." Can't you see that concern while she's whoring herself for the camera?

Bearcat729 · 10-08-2003, 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by CraigSca
Until I saw these pics, I never realized that cowrie shells provide such great nipple coverage.

How can she be so strident with her "I'm a virgin!" routine and then, in the same breath, not realize that she's "whoring it out" for every two-bit photographer with a Polaroid OneStep?

It seems to me playing the virgin and the whore are mutually exclusive...

I think she finally owned up to having sex with Justin Timberlake. So she doesn't need to play the I'm a virgin role anymore.

She still needs to admit she has had sex with Fred Durst, Colin Farrell and half the people in Los Angeles.

scooper · 10-08-2003, 09:21 AM

I'm moving to LA.

Subby · 10-08-2003, 09:22 AM

*purchases Polaroid OneStep*

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I'm sorry, but that first shot of her on the cover...it must be the hair, but she looks like a heavily made-up Hilary Clinton. Yikes! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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10-03-2003, 07:58 AM	#13
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Shut up, rowech.	That Esquire cover is simply fantastic... The other stuff is just run-of-the-mill Maxim type crap, but the Esquire cover is beautiful. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

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10-03-2003, 01:11 AM	#2
pjstp20 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL	Man this girl loves to get naked

10-03-2003, 01:16 AM	#4
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	That's my girl

10-03-2003, 01:17 AM	#6
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Well, I still think she's a whore, but at least she's doing her part to prevent prostate cancer in men.

10-03-2003, 01:56 AM	#8
pjstp20 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL	Can she be serious????? Man this girl is dumb as bricks. The Lord givith and the Lord taketh away.

10-03-2003, 06:55 AM	#10
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Delaware	...and the air brusher taketh away...

10-03-2003, 09:54 AM	#15
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	No amount of airbrushing can help the butterface.

10-03-2003, 10:31 AM	#18
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	She does have a butterface. Everything is a ten but-her-face which is only a 9. __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

10-03-2003, 10:46 AM	#19
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10-03-2003, 11:11 AM	#20
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	This reminds me of the flack she got about a year or so into her career when the media got after her about being a bad influence on young girls by being too much of a sex-symbol. She answered by saying that she was still a virgin and the media just left her alone. I wondered to myself: Is it that much of an improvement that she's encouraging young girls to be teases as opposed to sluts?

10-06-2003, 01:11 AM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hmmm....looks like Britney's a little bit cold... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-06-2003, 09:22 AM	#22
MizzouRah General Manager Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Jeeber, Quit posting this stuff! I'm away on business. All I can see now is that nice first pic of her butt... must get that out of my mind.... Todd

10-08-2003, 01:54 AM	#23
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Esquire's website has posted a few of the pics... Interviewing Britney Spears is like deposing Bill Clinton: Regardless of the evidence, she does not waver. "Why do you dress so provocatively?" I ask. She says she doesn't dress provocatively. "But look what you're wearing right now," I say, while looking at three inches of her inner thigh, her entire abdomen, and enough cleavage to choke a musk ox. "This is just a skirt and a top," she responds. It is not that Britney Spears denies that she is a sexual icon, or that she disputes that American men are fascinated with the concept of the wet-hot virgin, or that she feels her success says nothing about what our society fantasizes about. She doesn't disagree with any of that stuff, because she swears she has never even thought about it. Not even once. "That's just a weird question," she says. "I don't even want to think about that. That's strange, and I don't think about things like that, and I don't want to think about things like that. Why should I? I don't have to deal with those people. I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation of people. I'm not worried about some guy who's a perv and wants to meet a freaking virgin." And suddenly, something becomes painfully clear: Either Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than any of us realize. Or maybe both. —CHUCK KLOSTERMAN __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-08-2003, 02:04 AM	#26
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This pic confirms for me that her boobs are fake. If they were real they would have flattened out when her arms were extended back like that. I don't care if they're the perkiest boobs in history, if they're real they aren't going to act like that... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-08-2003, 06:18 AM	#27
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Wackata wackata wackata

10-08-2003, 06:49 AM	#28
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Delaware	Until I saw these pics, I never realized that cowrie shells provide such great nipple coverage. How can she be so strident with her "I'm a virgin!" routine and then, in the same breath, not realize that she's "whoring it out" for every two-bit photographer with a Polaroid OneStep? It seems to me playing the virgin and the whore are mutually exclusive...

10-08-2003, 08:54 AM	#29
EagleFan General Manager Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	My favorite quote is "I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation." Can't you see that concern while she's whoring herself for the camera? __________________ FREE THE FOX!!!

10-08-2003, 09:21 AM	#31
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	I'm moving to LA.

10-08-2003, 09:22 AM	#32
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Shut up, rowech.	purchases Polaroid OneStep __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

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