HornedFrog Purple
04-25-2003, 07:53 AM
Ardent emailed me this yesterday, it cracked me up so I thought I would share:
7/25/02 Cedar Pond Horned Toads 3, NCR 4 OT
Scoring and match report unavailable.
Team Ratings
Horned Toads:
Midfield: Disastrous 3
Right Side Defense: Weak 4
Central Defense: Weak 4
Left Side Defense: Weak 4
Right Side Attack: Solid 7
Central Attack: Passable 6
Left Side Attack: Weak 4
DK Index: 31
NevStar Index: 32
North County Raiders
Midfield: Disastrous 3
Right Side Defense: Inadequate 5
Central Defense: Passable 6
Left Side Defense: Inadequate 5
Right Side Attack: Weak 4
Central Attack: Weak 4
Left Side Attack: Inadequate 5
DK Index: 31
NevStar Index: 32
Player Ratings
GK Dale Fisher 1.5
DW Norman Robinette 1
DM Robert Bacon 2.5
DM Steven Shoemaker 1.5
DW Otto Hutton 2.5
WI George Flores 2
MI Stanley Hartley .5
MI Michael Crouse 1
WI Ernie Nickerson 1.5
FO Jerome Bettis 2.5
FO Kristoffer Brown
Captain: Fisher
Set Pieces: Bettis
Sub McIntosh
Sub Jackson
Sub Phelps
Sub none Fernandez injured 1
Sub none Oscar Castle injured 1
Total Stars: 18.5
Total player experience: wretched
News and thoughts:
Who could have known the greatest rivalry of all would start from this ill-fated match? Horned, the cheater, the torturer, hurt three of my players. He bruised Jerome, but Jerome was able to carry on. Fernandez had started at forward, replaced by the coach. Castle had started on the wing, replaced by Flores. It was a great game, which I won in extra time. Mainly because Horned cheats, and cheaters never win.
7/25/02 Cedar Pond Horned Toads 3, NCR 4 OT
Scoring and match report unavailable.
Team Ratings
Horned Toads:
Midfield: Disastrous 3
Right Side Defense: Weak 4
Central Defense: Weak 4
Left Side Defense: Weak 4
Right Side Attack: Solid 7
Central Attack: Passable 6
Left Side Attack: Weak 4
DK Index: 31
NevStar Index: 32
North County Raiders
Midfield: Disastrous 3
Right Side Defense: Inadequate 5
Central Defense: Passable 6
Left Side Defense: Inadequate 5
Right Side Attack: Weak 4
Central Attack: Weak 4
Left Side Attack: Inadequate 5
DK Index: 31
NevStar Index: 32
Player Ratings
GK Dale Fisher 1.5
DW Norman Robinette 1
DM Robert Bacon 2.5
DM Steven Shoemaker 1.5
DW Otto Hutton 2.5
WI George Flores 2
MI Stanley Hartley .5
MI Michael Crouse 1
WI Ernie Nickerson 1.5
FO Jerome Bettis 2.5
FO Kristoffer Brown
Captain: Fisher
Set Pieces: Bettis
Sub McIntosh
Sub Jackson
Sub Phelps
Sub none Fernandez injured 1
Sub none Oscar Castle injured 1
Total Stars: 18.5
Total player experience: wretched
News and thoughts:
Who could have known the greatest rivalry of all would start from this ill-fated match? Horned, the cheater, the torturer, hurt three of my players. He bruised Jerome, but Jerome was able to carry on. Fernandez had started at forward, replaced by the coach. Castle had started on the wing, replaced by Flores. It was a great game, which I won in extra time. Mainly because Horned cheats, and cheaters never win.