Oddest/Funniest Song Titles

[Ksyrup]

I've just been introduced to a new band (well, new to me) called Freak Kitchen. Basically, think Nuno-esque Extreme, but more metal and more diverse than just 80's hard rock.

Anyway, looking at some of their back catalog, they have songs with the following titles:

Mr. Kashchei and the 13 prostitutes
Six Dildo Bob and the Bluegrass Samba from Hell
Vaseline Bizniz
Taste My Fist

So it got me thinking about other funny and/or odd song titles. One of my favorite bands, Thought Industry, has a whole slew of them:

Daterape Cookbook
Love Is America Spelled Backwards
Pinto Award in Literature
Fruit Cake and Cider
Atomic Stroller Helps None
24 Hrs. Ago I Could Breathe/Dec. 11th
Encounter With a Hick
I'm Lonely (And Grooving Like Cancer)
The Waitress in the Bar Orbiting Io
Satan in the Gift Shop

And then there's one of my favorites from Mr. Bungle, My Ass Is on Fire.

So, throw your favorites out there!

[korme]

Reggie and the Full Effect has some good ones..

my favorite would be "Dwarf Invasion"

[Fritz]

A few I like:

I spent my last $10.00 on birthcontrol and beer. - Two Nice Girls
Take the Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven
Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedy's
Salsa y Ketchup - Zander Schloss

[Craptacular]

We could have a whole category for Weird Al, although they're not quite as screwed up as many of the ones Ksyrup posted:

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars
Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White
She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
Spam
Frank's 2000" TV
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (note: yes, I've been there)

[mckerney]

Atari Track and Field / New Controller Conspiracy - Atom and His Package
All the Rockstar Jobs are Taken - Dylan Hicks
I Hate You, Fuck You, Leave Me Alone - Reel Big Fish
Of Minor Prophets and Their Prostitute Wives - Pedro the Lion
Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset - Modest Mouse
Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts - Less Than Jake
Help Save The Youth Of America From Exploding - Less Than Jake
How to Approach Robert Redford - Emmanuel the Florist
One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Craptacular
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (note: yes, I've been there)

A number of years ago my dad, uncle, brother and I were on a trip to Sweden, Norway, and Denmark and The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota was adopted as our theme song. Every morning when we got started driving, that was the first song that we played...

[korme]

Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts - Less Than Jake
Help Save The Youth Of America From Exploding - Less Than Jake

Wasn't sure if those were good enough, but I definately considered posting them... :)

Also, All My Bestfriends Are Metalheads is another good title, and a great song.

[Nyarlahotep]

Mojo Nixon has some good ones too:

Stuffin Martha's Muffin (about Martha Quinn from MTV)
Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child
Disney is the Enemy
Girlfriend in a Coma
Tie My Pecker to My Leg
Beer Ain't Drinkin
Poontango
She's All Liquored Up
She's Vibrator Dependant

[HornsManiac]

Here is one from a GREAT band that we all know. However, it is an album title and not a song. :(

REO Speedwagon - You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish

HornsManiac

[thesloppy]

These are the finest queen boys (i've ever seen) - The Frogs
Relationshit - Godheadsilo
These glyphs are dusty - The Champs

[stkelly52]

I like some of the great country titles:

I'm in love with you baby and I dont' even know your name
three minute poistive not too country uptempo love song
Jesus drop kicked me over the goal post of life

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts - Less Than Jake
Help Save The Youth Of America From Exploding - Less Than Jake

Wasn't sure if those were good enough, but I definately considered posting them... :)

Also, All My Bestfriends Are Metalheads is another good title, and a great song.

Another ska fan, excellent. Though I must give you some advice, if you ever see a band that calls their must skacore, run

Just trust me on this one... :(

[korme]

lol, bad experience?

[mckerney]

Yes. Bad experience with both the music and band members.

[DeToxRox]

"Boston Tea Bag Party" by Burnt By the Sun
"Fetus On the Beat" by Dog Fashion Disco
"Pour Some Urine on Me" by Dog Fashion Disco
Anything by Anal Cunt.

[ShovelMonkey]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Reggie and the Full Effect has some good ones..

my favorite would be "Dwarf Invasion"

Oh my God, I can't believe that someone else actually knows of this song...I've been waiting for this sequence of words for years!

[thesloppy]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ShovelMonkey
Oh my God, I can't believe that someone else actually knows of this song...I've been waiting for this sequence of words for years! [/QUOTE

hallo americans
this is claus from common denominators
this is the dwarf invasion

[CarterNMA]

From the NOFX album "45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records"

Go To Work Wasted
Please Stop F**king My Mom
Fun Things To F**k (If You're A Winner)


and of course the best one of all time:
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

[cthomer5000]

"pumping iron for enya" - atom and his package

and there are definitely some great Mr. Bungle titles. Man, everything off their first two albums was excellent. ahhh, the girls of porn.

[mckerney]

Other Atom titles:

Anarchy Means I Litter
If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're a Cock
What We Do On Christmas
Punk Rock Academy
Son Of Poop And George
Me and My Black Metal Friends
(I Hope I Die) Before My Friends Do
Undercover Funny
Upside Down From Here

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by mckerney
Other Atom titles:

Anarchy Means I Litter
If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're a Cock
What We Do On Christmas
Punk Rock Academy
Son Of Poop And George
Me and My Black Metal Friends
(I Hope I Die) Before My Friends Do
Undercover Funny
Upside Down From Here

don't forget the instrumental

"sting cannot possibly be the same guy who was in the police"

[Fritz]

the cramps are good for a few:

Dr. Fucker M.D. (Musical Deviant)
Papa Satan Sang Louie
Swing the Big Eyed Rabbit
(Hot Pool of) Womanneed
Eyeball in My Martini

Rev. Horton heat has a few as well:

Big Dwarf Rodeo
Nurture My Pig!

[astralhaze]

Holy shit! Fritz listens to The Dead Kennedys?

[Fritz]

holy shit you would be shocked at my music collection, not to mention my taste in literature. I can enjoy Jello Biafra without buying into his fucked up world view.

[astralhaze]

Is your taste in litature similiar to your taste in men?

[Fritz]

Originally posted by astralhaze
Is your taste in litature similiar to your taste in men?

yes, but my taste in literature is quite different.

[korme]

San Dimas High School Football Rules - The Ataris

[Butter_of_69]

Alan is a Cowboy Killer - McLusky

[korme]

All songs from Curl Up And Die..


-"100 m.p.h .vomit dedicated to jon "
-"doctor doom. a man of science doesnt believe in jesus why the fuck do you? "
-"youd be cuter if i shot you in the face "
-"make like a computer and get with the program "
-"kissing you is like licking an ashtray "
-"rich hall (runner up in a carson daly lookalike contest) "

[McSweeny]

Originally posted by CarterNMA
From the NOFX album "45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records"

Go To Work Wasted
Please Stop F**king My Mom
Fun Things To F**k (If You're A Winner)


and of course the best one of all time:
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

rock on

i was going to grab one of my nofx albums when i saw this thread. enough of this emo, ska, and indie crap that gets mentioned around here all the time :D

anyway...

"Angels Pissing On Your Head" by the Swingin' Utters

and

"A Mexican Funeral in Paris" by Shane MacGowan

ps

"Too Drunk to Fuck" should be mentined when talking about the Dead Kennedys

[mckerney]

I think The Amish Armada had some funny song titles, as their stage act was quite amusing as well. Rumor was their act got them banned from doing shows in Canada, though I'd doubt the accuracy of that.

[Easy Mac]

Metronome Arthritis
Shaking Hand Incision
Invalid Litter Dept.
One Armed Scissor

[korme]

hell yeah at the drive in, 2 of my favorites

[mckerney]

At the Drive In is quite good. As for The Ataris one you posted earlier Shorty, San Dimas High School Football Rules is only funny if you know the reference.

[Easy Mac]

Eunuch Provocateur

So ATDI fans, Sparta or Mars Volta... personally, I like Sparta more, but hell I already saw them this year in concert, now its time to go see the other one.

[Anrhydeddu]

An oldie, "You Dun Stomped My Heart and Mashed That Sucker Flat"

The rest of you guys listen to way too vulgar music. :D

[Ksyrup]

I can't believe I forgot these gems from Type O Negative:

Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity (I Know You're Fucking Someone Else)

The Misinterpretation of Silence and its Disastrous Consequences

Gravitational Constant: G = 6.67 x 10-8 cm-3 gm-1 sec-2

Everyone I Love Is Dead

The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa

Kill All the White People

We Hate Everyone

[Fritz]

From one of my favorie bands - Game Theory - has plent of nifty song titles:

Turn Me On Dead Man
All Clockwork and No Bodily Fluids Makes Hal A Dull Metal Humbert
Like a Girl Jesus
Watch Who You're Calling Space Garbage Meteor Mouth Pretty Green Card Shark
Bad Year at U.C.L.A.
Nine Lives to Rigel Five
Dripping With Looks
In Heaven Every Elephant Baby Wants To Be So Full Of Sting
DEFMACROS - HOWSOMETH - INGDOTIME - SALENGTHS - OMETHINGL - ETBFOLLOW - AAFTERNOO - NGETPRESE - NTMOMENTI - FTHINGSWO - NTALWAYSB - ETHISWAYT - BCACAUSEA - BWASTEAFT - ERNOONWHE - NEQBMERET - URNFROMSH - OWLITTLEG - REENPLACE - 27

[andy m]

charles bronson - "Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It"

spazz - "A Prayer For The Complete & Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk"

combatwoundedveteran - "I've got a slingshot, wanna get hurt?"

combatwoundedveteran - "my spine! my spine! my spine!"

combatwoundedveteran - "watchings stock car racing on my wedding night"

combatwoundedveteran - "christ my leg is sore"

reggie and the full effect are one of the worst bands i have ever heard.

[Fritz]

From the Rev. Billy C. Wirtz

Honky Tonk Hermphrodite
Mennonite Surf Party
Waffle House Fire


From Mojo Nixon

The Amazing Bigfoot Diet
Gonna Put My Face on a Nuclear Bomb
I'm Living With a Three-Foot Anti-Christ
Jesus at Mcdonald's
Don't Want No Foo-Foo Haircut on My Head
Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child
She's Vibrator Dependent
Put a Sex Mo-Sheen in the White House (heh, released in 1990)
Art Fag Shuffle
Bring Me the Head of David Geffen

[sachmo71]

Pretty much anything by They Might be Giants.

[Sloan]

Ween--

Poop Ship Destroyer
Flies On My Dick
Touch My Tooter
Hey Fatboy (Asshole)