The OFFICIAL Pumpy Tudors Bye Week Thread

[rkmsuf]

Everything Pumpy needs to know about from next week goes here.

[Antmeister]

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

[Butter_of_69]

I didn't know he was taking a bye week next week, way to fucking spoil it for me.

[rkmsuf]

I didn't know he was taking a bye week next week, way to fucking spoil it for me.

It's not like he posts on the NFL Network. You should know these things.

[st.cronin]

It would have funnier if you had spelled it "bi."

[Butter_of_69]

We have the spoiler tag for a reason!

[bbor]

Toothbrush.

[Lorena]

Toothbrush.

This one word post regarding anything Pumpy cracks me up everytime :D :D :D :D

[MikeVic]

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

[Lorena]

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

Hey, shouldn't you be in bed mister?

[SnDvls]

this thread won't end well

[MikeVic]

Hey, shouldn't you be in bed mister?

Gotta keep working. :) I'll rest later tonight.

Oh yeah, Pumpy's fangs were getting kinda dull too. Maybe he can sharpen them up.

[Lorena]

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

My understanding is that they were Flaming Hot Cheetos which shouldn't be an injury... unless he stuck them up his butthole.

[MikeVic]

My understanding is that they were Flaming Hot Cheetos which shouldn't be an injury... unless he stuck them up his butthole.

What else is there to do with Flaming Hot Cheetos? Feed them to his pet WILD PUPPY?

[Antmeister]

If you wish to successfully infiltrate the Rahn fortress, you have to pose as one of Arlie's illegitimate children and work your way into the heart of Farrah. And whatever you do, do not go on a tirade about cheese.

http://almarks.com/jing/ChillingwithFarrah.jpg

[Cringer]

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

I read that as ASS repellent. I couldn't figure out why you would repell asses and if they are flying at you out of nowhere all day.

[korme]

What's the inside joke on toothbrush?

[Lorena]

What's the inside joke on toothbrush?

I feel like we're a pretty close community here at FOFC, so there's something I'd like to share with you all. If you don't like it, then you're not part of the community.

I introduced my wife to video games about 7 years ago, a few years before we got married. I told her that I'd been playing video games for most of my life, and I thought that maybe she would enjoy them, too, especially if we played video games together. She was really excited about the idea.

We scheduled a time for her first video game experience. It was a Thursday evening right after I got home from work. I stopped at the mall and picked up something new so it would be a brand new experience for both of us. At the mall, I bought a Nerf football and six big bags of the M&M's with the peanuts inside. I brought them home and asked her to lie down on the bed and close her eyes, and then I got out the rubber cement, turned on my electric toothbrush, prepared the Nerf ball and the M&M's, and I gave her the business.

Wouldn't you know, that broad from Tennessee had a different definition of "playing video games" than I did. Now I play video games for at least six hours a day, and she stays the hell away from me while I do it. My life isn't all that bad.

God, I miss that toothbrush.

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[korme]

Funny, I read that when he posted it. Must have immediately blocked those thoughts from my brain.

[Crim]

...and I gave her the business.

This one phrase really does it for me. I'm going to put this into my daily répertoire.

[MikeVic]

Hey Pumpy, you better heal up on your bye this week!

[Lorena]

hay pumpy, there's this thing about 2 girls and a cup or something and it's supposed to be the thing on the interwebs.. heard of it? me niether i think i'm gonna check it out.

[MikeVic]

Bounty should go on Kodos' head:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1611807&postcount=17

[MikeVic]

Oh come on, stevew made an Akon joke!

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1613010&postcount=3

Where are you Pumpy??

[Lorena]

FOFCers are cold (except SackAttack), I can't read, and most of us are racist. Other than that you ain't missing much.

[Lorena]

dola,

check out Week 14 in pictures, one of flere's best work.

[Schmidty]

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

I use lotion too.

Does that mean I'm black, or just married?

[Fidatelo]

I use lotion too.

Does that mean I'm black, or just married?

Neither, it means you're gay.

[BYU 14]

Neither, it means you're gay.

Not necessarily, if you put it "on" = good. If you put it "in" = gay

[SnDvls]

thought I'd help out here

Cringer wants an update in this thread for you Pumpy

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=61874

[Lorena]

Looks like MattJones4Heisman is leaving the board. I was gonna read the thread but it's nothing but college football smack which I don't understand: I Have Decided (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=62588).

U still coming back Monday right?

[SnDvls]

you missed St. Cronin's Birthday too

[Crim]

Update, MJ4H is back, the whole thread devolved into make-up sex with everyone participating except JiMG and Bucc, who were both intent on maintaining their curmudgeon status.

And Cringer called an illegal dola.

[Lorena]

Did someone say bukkake orgy (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?p=1616842#post1616842)?

[Pumpy Tudors]

cool thanks everybody

[Cringer]

And Cringer called an illegal dola.

That ain't cool, spreading it around like that. I don't always have the fastest connection. :(

[Cringer]

Dola- Good to see you Pumpy.

PS- I hope this is a legal one.

[rkmsuf]

cool thanks everybody

You've already clinched a playoff berth and a first round bye. You should take this week off too.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You've already clinched a playoff berth and a first round bye. You should take this week off too.
Nah, man, I'm playing all my starters, and I'm gonna run up the score on you. Ready or not, here I come!

[MikeVic]

Hi Pumpy.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Hi Pumpy.
Hey, what's up, baby? Guess what I did on my bye week. Go ahead. Guess.

[MikeVic]

Hey, what's up, baby? Guess what I did on my bye week. Go ahead. Guess.

Made appointments with your accountant?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Made appointments with your accountant?
Wow, that's actually not far off. Great job, pal!

[MikeVic]

Wow, that's actually not far off. Great job, pal!

Not far off? So you did more than make appointments?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Not far off? So you did more than make appointments?
She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

[Crim]

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

:confused:

Wait a banana. Does this mean you will repair my food processor?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

Pumpy, you forgot to sign the engagement letter. I can't bill you without it...

:eek:

[Pumpy Tudors]

:confused:

Wait a banana. Does this mean you will repair my food processor?
Oh, man, my secret is slowly coming out.

Pumpy, you forgot to sign the engagement letter. I can't bill you without it...

:eek:
:o