Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 48: Kathy Griffin

[Kodos]

In our last edition, Jessica Simpson overcame her basic stupidity to enjoy a 72% hot rating. Now, Pumpy's dream comes true: Kathy Griffin!

Previous Voting Results


Elisha Cuthbert 92.00
Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Jessica Alba 89.78
Salma Hayek 87.68
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Keira Knightley 84.18
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Alyssa Milano 79.89
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Eva Longoria 77.93
Ashley Judd 77.85
Faith Hill 77.10
Eva Mendes 76.26
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jessica Simpson 72.37
Christina Milian 70.97
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Cindy Crawford 62.50
Kirsten Dunst 61.01
Tyra Banks 60.14
Angie Harmon 60.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Reese Witherspoon 58.05
Tiffani Thiessen 57.93
Kate Winslet 57.23
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Sandra Bullock 44.65
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Katie Holmes 43.28
Kelly Clarkson 39.85
Parminder Nagra 38.64
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Madonna 14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker 11.05


She gets a resounding BLECH for me. I predict SJP's record will fall today.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Kleenex, please.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

And my "hot" vote may or may not be completely serious!!

[Butter_of_69]

I can't decide who, at their peak, was most annoying: her or Fran Drescher. Now there's you a poll.

[INDalltheway]

I think this is the first one I voted "Not".

[Lorena]

Whoops, premature click of the mouse.

I think the woman is hilarious, but not hot. Is there anyway to remove my vote?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Whoops, premature click of the mouse.

I think the woman is hilarious, but not hot. Is there anyway to remove my vote?
Hahaha, you know you want it.

[Ksyrup]

I can't decide who, at their peak, was most annoying: her or Fran Drescher. Now there's you a poll.

No fucking shit. I vomited just at the sight of this poll. I cannot believe Seinfeld used to put her in his show. She is the new Joan Rivers - completely unlikeable, not funny, fugly as hell, and completely stomach-turning in every conceivable manner.

Otherwise, I would have voted yes.

[sabotai]

No, no, never, mother fucker, no, not even close, fuck no...

[Toddzilla]

You, sir, are an assbasket for nominating this gargoyle.

[rkmsuf]

Is it possible she has really nice boobs? Let's look at this thing as half full people.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I did say that there would be a big Pumpy Tudors development. :D

[rkmsuf]

I did say that there would be a big Pumpy Tudors development. :D

If you are talking about it moving "big" might be overstating it.

[st.cronin]

The title of this thread should be "Should this Celebrity be Shot or Not"

[MJ4H]

Hahaha, you know you want it.

post of the last 15 minutes

[TroyF]

Not hot. Not close.

I hate to vote not hot in these things. Most of these women are simly jaw dropping beautiful. And some of the borderline ones at least portray a likeable, charasmatic personality on TV.

But Kathy Griffin? I'm pissed off this poll put her image in my head for a few minutes. Bastard.

[Lorena]

Hahaha, you know you want it.

Yeah, I wanna remove my damn vote!

I like the "Celebrity Shot or Not", st. cronin, you're on to something.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Quirky, quick witted, occasionally funny.

But hot? No fuckin way.

[KWhit]

She actually appears to have quite a nice body. But her nose and annoying factor make her not hot.

[rkmsuf]

She actually appears to have quite a nice body. But her nose and annoying factor make her not hot.

What if she wears a welding mask?

[Desnudo]

Like the old joke about the moped and the fat chick - probably fun to ride until someone sees you on it.

[Pumpy Tudors]

What if she wears a welding mask?
Wait, in all my pleading to get this poll started, did I forget to mention that you're supposed to imagine her in a welding mask?

[KWhit]

But with the blast shield down, I can't see. How am I supposed to fuck?

[Kodos]

Like the old joke about the moped and the fat chick - probably fun to ride until someone sees you on it.

:D

[rkmsuf]

But with the blast shield down, I can't see. How am I supposed to fuck?

lol

[kcchief19]

I don't care what she looks like, Kathy Griffin annoys the ever-living piss out of me. She actually can be funny, but her voice and personality just grates on me so severely that I can't overlook it.

It's like how Quik must feel while listening to the good Billy Joel song.

[Pumpy Tudors]

you guys are asswhites ok

[MikeVick7]

I think she's hilarious. Hot? No.

[st.cronin]

She's hotter than Carrot Top, I'll give her that.

[KWhit]

She'd be more hilarious with her lips wrapped around my unit.

[gottimd]

I'd take a dump on her chest.

[WSUCougar]

She's hotter than Carrot Top, I'll give her that.
But then aren't we all?

[st.cronin]

But then aren't we all?

I was trying to think of something nice to say about her, that was the best I could do.

[Ksyrup]

A couple hours later, this thread still pisses me off.

[panerd]

I vote that whatever the percent of "Hot" votes ends up being is our margin of error for any of the other hot or not threads.

[Desnudo]

Captain2711, dbd1963, Dodgerchick, Miller Time, Pumpy Tudors, spleen1015

[saldana]

why dont we just call this the "we felt bad for sarah jessica parker and tried to find someone utterly awful to post a poll about Poll"

[CraigSca]

Interestingly, she has a 10% hot-rating. Now...this is kind of cool...because she is obviously very disliked by the male population. If I use faulty logic (which I'm awesome at), that means the worst you can do, if you're the bottom of the bottom, is get a 10% approval rating from the opposite sex. Therefore, and get the logic here, even if you're the most obnoxious guy ever (aka the male Kathy Griffin), you're still considered "hot" by the opposite sex?! For a plain guy like me, this is good news :)

[gkb]

So I missed the Jessica Simpson poll and come back to find...this. I'm angry.

[Eaglesfan27]

Not hot. Not close.

I hate to vote not hot in these things. Most of these women are simly jaw dropping beautiful. And some of the borderline ones at least portray a likeable, charasmatic personality on TV.

But Kathy Griffin? I'm pissed off this poll put her image in my head for a few minutes. Bastard.

Once again, you've summarized my viewpoint perfectly. I rarely go with not, but this is the easiest not ever.

[Buccaneer]

Not hot, not even close.

[Grammaticus]

Yuck, who's next Sandra Bernhardt?

[TroyF]

Yuck, who's next Sandra Bernhardt?


Star Jones.

[Desmond]

I actually thought she was hotter back before the boob implants and was just a regular, floundering, hollywood bashing comedian. I always found her funny, cute and interesting. Now that she's turned that act into a fulltime schtick I've grown tiresome of it, much in the same way i've grown tired of Janeane Garafolo.

[Drake]

It wouldn't surprise me if you lose your Poll button for this one.

[kingfc22]

How did she even get nominated?

[Pumpy Tudors]

How did she even get nominated?
I asked for it about 8 times.

[Kodos]

I asked for it about 8 times.

Yep. This is Pumpy's fault, not mine. I even mention him in the first post.

Tomorrow's entry will be more palatable. :)

[Godzilla Blitz]

I didn't even make it past the Google Image thumbnails on this one. That's a first.

It just goes to show you, though, that no matter how ugly you are, someone out there thinks you're beautiful.

Either that or we have ten blind members at FOFC.

[Desnudo]

Interestingly, she has a 10% hot-rating. Now...this is kind of cool...because she is obviously very disliked by the male population. If I use faulty logic (which I'm awesome at), that means the worst you can do, if you're the bottom of the bottom, is get a 10% approval rating from the opposite sex. Therefore, and get the logic here, even if you're the most obnoxious guy ever (aka the male Kathy Griffin), you're still considered "hot" by the opposite sex?! For a plain guy like me, this is good news :)

Or you could think about the orientation of 10% of the population and the fact that gays love Kathy Griffin

[Bee]

While there's been several that I voted "Not", this is the first time that I have trouble imagining anyone voting "Hot". I might not think Sarah Jessica Parker is a hottie, but I can see where someone else who likes that type would vote "Hot". This... I just don't understand.

[WSUCougar]

There's a Google pic or two that are hot enough in the "nice bod" arena. But still NOT.

[Ksyrup]

8% is 110% too high.

[cuervo72]

There's a Google pic or two that are hot enough in the "nice bod" arena. But still NOT.

Yeah, body looks good in many cases. Facially, I think she's even had work done (SG even mentioned it), but the face still isn't there.

[Ksyrup]

There isn't enough work that could be done to that body/face to make up for HER.

[TroyF]

There isn't enough work that could be done to that body/face to make up for HER.


Exactly. This is one of the women who could look like freakin Angie Harmon (60% WTF?!?!?) It still wouldn't matter.

I agree with whoever said this should be used as a margain for error. From here on out, the polls need to show that the margain for error is +/- 8%

[Desnudo]

8% is 110% too high.

So 3.8% should be voting hot?

[WSUCougar]

Eeek, algebra!

[Ksyrup]

So 3.8% should be voting hot?

Fuck man, I'm a lawyer not a math major, but I think I figured out the math to get to 3.8% from what I posted. I was going for a negative number, though.

[Desnudo]

Fuck man, I'm a lawyer not a math major, but I think I figured out the math to get to 3.8% from what I posted. I was going for a negative number, though.

I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Haha, this thread will eventually find the archives and show that Dodgerchick thinks Kathy Griffin is hot. Haha, my evil plan worked. Ha.

[Buccaneer]

Troy, I knew there was a reason for my man-crush on you.

[saldana]

Yep. This is Pumpy's fault, not mine. I even mention him in the first post.

Tomorrow's entry will be more palatable. :)

liar

[RedKingGold]

I'd hit it in a three-way with the corpse of Humphrey Bogart