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stevew
06-15-2006, 09:55 AM
I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.

During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled.

Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed.

I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went.

Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled.

This avoidance goes on and on for some time until...

"You got Served"

That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this...

"Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!"

One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened.
Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman.

At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen.

1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense.

2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house.

I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House!

1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house.

2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo".

First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House!

Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE!

~ Dustin Diamond

hxxp://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.html



Oh, and according to his recent Howard Stern appearance, he also claims to be "Well Equipped" and to have banged Lark Vorhees/

rkmsuf
06-15-2006, 10:23 AM
reportedly an 11 inch penile unit

confimed by the comedian Ant on today's show who said he say his wang at a urinial since they had the same agent. said screech had to hold it so it did hit the urinal puck.

Subby
06-15-2006, 10:32 AM
What is a land contract?

kcchief19
06-15-2006, 11:15 AM
This is why the terrorist hate us. I'll bet they find a whole stack of Saved by the Bell DVDs in Zarqawai's house that us used as training videos to rile up the insurgents.

Will Zack and Kelly not take his calls and bail a brother out? And this whole "credit trouble" thing sounds like a dodge. Even Slater saved his money and managed to find a job post-SBTB. Doesn't sound like this "stand-up comedy" thing is working out. I suggest enrolling in the Dairy Queen executive training program -- there has to be a DQ somewhere in Wisconsin in need of an assistant manager who will draw some traffic by posing for pictures as "TV's Scree(e)ch."

SelzShoes
06-15-2006, 11:17 AM
What is a land contract?
In some areas it is known as a "bond-for-deed". You enter a contract to buy land on an installment plan. Usually modest interest rates, but a quicker payoff time than a mortgage. Most of the time there is a large balloon payment for the final payment. When the contract is paid, then the deeds are recorded. Techincally, Dustin isn't the titled owner, but has an interest as the contract buyer.

DanGarion
06-15-2006, 11:31 AM
This is so stupid.


fritz

Mustang
06-15-2006, 11:58 AM
*L*

Didn't even know he lived about 10 miles from me.

I should drive by and taunt him.

SackAttack
06-15-2006, 12:21 PM
FWIW, I think the guys on fark looked into this and came up with the conclusion that it's some dude (not DD) running a scam.

Registration doesn't match, etc.

Bearcat729
06-15-2006, 12:23 PM
FWIW, I think the guys on fark looked into this and came up with the conclusion that it's some dude (not DD) running a scam.

Registration doesn't match, etc.


So is DD involved with the scam because he was on Howard Stern tuesday talking about this.

SackAttack
06-15-2006, 12:24 PM
I don't listen to Howard Stern. But I'll take your word for it.

rkmsuf
06-15-2006, 12:26 PM
FWIW, I think the guys on fark looked into this and came up with the conclusion that it's some dude (not DD) running a scam.

Registration doesn't match, etc.

they on fark would be incorrect then

Mustang
06-15-2006, 12:28 PM
hxxp://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=435980

stevew
06-15-2006, 12:28 PM
So is DD involved with the scam because he was on Howard Stern tuesday talking about this.
He's screetch though. Victim of some numerous scams.

JeeberD
06-15-2006, 01:13 PM
He's screetch though. Victim of some numerous scams.


Damn that Punky Brewster! She was only after his sauce recipe! :mad:

Passacaglia
06-15-2006, 02:31 PM
He's screetch though. Victim of some numerous scams.

Have you been riding without your helmet again? There's no 't' in Screech.

SunDevil
06-15-2006, 02:32 PM
Have you been riding without your helmet again? There's no 't' in Screech.

The missing teeth play havoc on his spelling. :) That and the metal plate.



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Desmond
06-15-2006, 02:38 PM
Timeout

Young Drachma
06-15-2006, 02:39 PM
Umm...wow.

I don't understand what a single guy with a girlfriend is doing in a house, if he's on the road all the time anyway?

And the ex-girlfriend saying she wasn't surprise that he doesn't handle his money well, was probably the most notable quote in that story.

I love how he has a landscaper. Nice. Sorry pal. Most of the folks from that show have at least made appearances elsewhere. And Steve Urkel, TV's ultimate nerd, at least parlayed his TV show stint into being a hollywood writer (and playing in the NBA Entertainment League)....no wonder he doesn't get gigs or spots on shows.

You can't be Screech when you're 30, dude. Time for a new character.

Desmond
06-15-2006, 02:46 PM
FWIW He tried a stand up career back in the late 90's, that went as well as you can imagine.

cartman
06-15-2006, 03:14 PM
If the rumors are true, he needs to have the tape of his encounter with Lark Voorheis be "stolen" so he can get some quick cash via the Pam and Tommy/Paris Hilton route.

stevew
06-15-2006, 03:21 PM
If the rumors are true, he needs to have the tape of his encounter with Lark Voorheis be "stolen" so he can get some quick cash via the Pam and Tommy/Paris Hilton route.
Saved by the Balls.

Seriously, a couple stints at pr0n would fix all of his money troubles probably.

stevew
06-15-2006, 03:22 PM
Have you been riding without your helmet again? There's no 't' in Screech.
Details.

TroyF
06-15-2006, 03:26 PM
Nice house. Why do I give a crap about his bad credit again?

stevew
06-15-2006, 03:30 PM
Nice house. Why do I give a crap about his bad credit again?

Yeah, i was thinking, if he can afford 2400 a month payments, why can't he get a mortgage.

Joe
06-15-2006, 05:41 PM
I just ordered a few of his shirts. Does anyone know how long it takes for delivery?

stevew
06-15-2006, 05:54 PM
Uberprints actually seems like they have some decent rates for shirts, especially when you buy in the 100's.

sovereignstar
06-15-2006, 06:11 PM
I'll buy a t-shirt if he defeats the real-life Ox in an athletic duel.

sovereignstar
06-15-2006, 06:14 PM
Hah! This page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saved_by_the_Bell_Minor_Characters#Ox) kicks ass!