Get This Man A Human Girlfriend

[Suicane75]

Seriously, quite possibly the saddest thing i've ever seen, and i've spent about 200 hours in the waiting rooms of psychiatrists and psychologists.

hxxp://www.cheep-productions.com/peachandandy/index.html
hxxp://www.livejournal.com/users/cocotapioka/252034.html
hxxp://www.cheep-productions.com/peachandandy/artandy/20041108peacheyes.htm

[Glengoyne]

I fear what I might find behind those links.

[Suicane75]

I fear what I might find behind those links.


Eh, it's more sad than sick.

[JeeberD]

Yikes

The LJ link is especially scary...

[duckman]

Sad? That's some funny shit!

[sovereignstar]

I'd like to take some acid, then have this guy make some mac-n-cheese for me.

That is the fruitiest apartment I've ever seen.

[Sharpieman]

Wow...whenever I feel like I'm a loser I can just look at this guy and say, "at least I'm not him."

[Flasch186]

beyond help, his brain is too messed up by now.

[Shepp]

That is the type of guy that you would expect to find chopped up human bodies in his refrigerator, in the attic, the basement, behind the walls,.... I think you get the picture.

[Lorena]

He needs to get laid

[Cringer]

rip on him, he should be ripped.

but, what about those first few post on the LJ page? those are people who are seriously interested in this guy and his LJ, those may be the bigger freaks.....

[Cringer]

He needs to get laid

by someone other then his giant Lara Croft you mean right?

[Lorena]

by someone other then his giant Lara Croft you mean right?

Yup. A girlfriend or boyfriend, doesn't matter.

BTW, the "getting lost in your eyes" map was especially freaky.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

That is the type of guy that you would expect to find chopped up human bodies in his refrigerator, in the attic, the basement, behind the walls,.... I think you get the picture.

Not really... for that he would have to make contact with an actual human being. It's more likely that he has massive quantities of hand lotion...

[Glengoyne]

Were the three links related?

The first and last were for the Peach whatever cartoon, but was the second one there because he was a fan?

As for the guy. He seems pretty harmless. I've seen a lot scarier places.

[Adamski47]

I especially liked the fact that inside of his webpage etc he has a link to "his fantasy world." I can't even imagine what that might be...Maybe it's his job.

[sovereignstar]

Were the three links related?

The first and last were for the Peach whatever cartoon, but was the second one there because he was a fan?

As for the guy. He seems pretty harmless. I've seen a lot scarier places.

Oh they're related.

[korme]

He needs to get laid
are you suggesting your up for it?

cause uh, i am that guy

[sovereignstar]

are you suggesting your up for it?

cause uh, i am that guy
I'll save dodgerchick the time:


Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

[ISiddiqui]

Oh. My. God.

That is quite possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen!

[Maple Leafs]

Actually, I think it's kind of cool. Everyone has their own interests, and if that's what makes him happy then all the best to him.

(Everyone stares.)

Just kidding. That dude is messed up.

[Greyroofoo]

I may think his lifestyle is sick

but I will die for his right to live that way

[LionsFan10]

Haha, that guy really needs a life and some human interaction. I don't feel bad for him though, he's a sorry loser and I'm not but I like having guys like him around to laugh at.

[Buccaneer]

Wow. Just wow.