Can I get a good lapdance for $10?

[SplitPersonality1]

Since I've started back in school and I get sort of stressed out at times I am thinking about purchasing a lapdance. It would make sense because then I could relax right after work before I get home. Depending on what I've got going on in the evenings, I could have anywhere between 1 - 4 hours of downtime between the two. That should be plenty of time I think.

Anyway, is it feasible to get a good lapdance for $10 or less? I would use it mainly for, well, you know what I will use it for. hehe. I guess I am just not real familiar with the costs of lapdances. Any help would be appreciated.

Thank you

[rkmsuf]

what took you so long.

[gottimd]

In WI, I think you should be able to get it for $10. The question is, do they allow you to touch as well? Bring some extra cash for the Champagne room, it is a lovely place.

[SplitPersonality1]

what took you so long.

heh. I've misread the original thread so many times today that I finally decided to make it real.

[damnMikeBrown]

I had a GREAT $10 lap dance in Windsor, Canada. That was, however, about 10 years ago. I don't see them anymore for anything but $20. Granted, I don't see them at all, but even when I was throwing my friends bachelor parties 2,3, and 7 years ago, they were $20 then.

[WSUCougar]

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.

[SplitPersonality1]

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.

You think. :)

[Desnudo]

You have to factor in the associated costs. Like drinks in a strip joint will cost you nearly $10 alone. My guesstimate would be that $10 alone would get a butt waved in your face for a few seconds plus maybe a booby jiggle and a smirk.

[gottimd]

I think some pictures need to be posted to show you what a good lapdance is.

[jbmagic]

10 bucks usually good for one song..

[Ben E Lou]

Bring some extra cash for the Champagne room, it is a lovely place.There's no sex in the Champagne room.

Goodevening Class of 1999 I have
one piece of advice for you no
matter what a stripper tells you
there is no sex in the champagne
room
Oh theres champange in the champagne
room but you dont want champange you
sex in the champange room

Dont go to parties with metal detectors
sure it fells safe inside but what about
all those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit
guns they know you aint got one if a women
says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes
twelve if she tells you shes twentysix and
looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off
that silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have
possible commited all those crimes Coolio did
some of that shit young blackman if you go to
the movie theater and someone steps on your foot
let it slide why spend the next twenty years in
jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread
aint nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think
of what im saying remember this one thing theres
no sex in he champagne room

[Gerald Lervert]



Uhh
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

[Chris Rock]


If a homeless person has a funny sign
he hasn't been homeless for that long
a real homeless person is too hungry
to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue
she'll probably suck you dick if a guy has
a pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick
heres a harascope for everyone
Aquarius your going die
Capricorn your going die
Gemini your going die twice
Leo your going die
Scorpio your going die fuckin
no one go's to hooters for wings
if you been datinga man for four
months and you haven't met any of
his friends your not his girlfriend
some of the things I've said may not
apply to you some of the things I may
have said may offened you
no matter who you are yo must
remember this one thing no matter
what a stripper says
there is no sex in the champagne room
NONE!

[Gerald Lervert]


Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
aint get none cant have none, naa
in the champagne room
there is absolutely postively no sex
in the champagne room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
in the champagne room na na say na na

Repeat until fade

[gottimd]

There's no sex in the Champagne room.

Well now, you aren't going to the right places.

[KWhit]

My fiancee just bought me lapdance with a guy named Dale for under $10. He was over 2 meters, gave me 512 thrusts of RAM, and a 30 inch hard on.

[GoldenEagle]

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.
Not my Accounting help thread? Screw this. I am going home.

[scooper]

Yeah, sure, why not. I could use the money and my self esteem is shot anyway. What color thong would you like me to wear?

[Cap Ologist]

Probably not, but you can buy a candy bar for twenty bucks from Ivana.

[Noop]

If you were in Miami I would suggest Coco my goodness them is some fine Latin strippers... might have been the first time a females smell turned me on... but yeah most clubs from what I understand is usually 10 if you have game u can get your meat jacked for free...

[Desnudo]

If you were in Miami I would suggest Coco my goodness them is some fine Latin strippers... might have been the first time a females smell turned me on... but yeah most clubs from what I understand is usually 10 if you have game u can get your meat jacked for free...

Comments like one this made me place my hope on you in IWS.

[Solecismic]

Can I ask an OT question for this topic?

(I'm going to go ahead and do so without permission, because I am a troublemaker at heart)

How do company content filters work?

I mean, if we go ballistic if someone posts a picture of a boobie, and we go ballistic if someone posts an http link to a picture of a boobie, then how in the world can the lyrics to explicit songs be posted directly to the forum without some risk?

Now I'm not offended or anything. I'm far more offended by Lervert's oblivious misuse of your/you're. Just wanted to know.

And who actually listens to the lyrics in rap music? I had to turn on closed captioning when Eminem was on SNL just to figure out what he was saying that was so controversial.

Which brings to mind another OT question. How in the world do those closed captioners type so fast, and make so few typos? Is voice recognition software that good?

[rkmsuf]

the middle of a lapdance thread is probably the worst place for that.

[Ksyrup]

the middle of a lapdance thread is probably the worst place for that.
Killed your erection, huh?

[rkmsuf]

Killed your erection, huh?

He might as well have posted a current pic of Delta Burke.

[SplitPersonality1]

Killed your erection, huh?

Wow. One of the best responses of all time. Nice one. :)

[Noop]

Comments like one this made me place my hope on you in IWS.
For which one? I hope not troll....cause we all know who the troll is ;)

[Solecismic]

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

[Noop]

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.
I am not a perv... I promise...:(

[JeeberD]

You're a man, right Noop? Then that makes you a perv...

[Noop]

You're a man, right Noop? Then that makes you a perv...
Hmm so your saying all mean are perv's? I just liked her smell alot :(

[WSUCougar]

It's the Yul Brynner in him.
If he ever says "Where is your god now, Moses?" I'm sold.

[SplitPersonality1]

Yul Brynner in Westworld gave me nightmares for weeks. He was one creepy robot bad-guy cowboy in that movie.

[Desnudo]

For which one? I hope not troll....cause we all know who the troll is ;)

Most Knowledgable about FOF.

[Franklinnoble]

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

I didn't realize Yul Brynner had a reputation as a perv. Go figure.

[robbgmaier]

Well now, you aren't going to the right places.
everyone knows you got to get the hottub for sex.. duh

[Bomber]

I highly doubt you can get a lap dance for $10, unless the club is really shitty or in Canada.

[Desnudo]

In Mexico you can get a lot more than a lap dance for $10.

[wade moore]

To continue Jim's threadjack...

He makes a decent point that I hadn't thought about... I really don't know how content filters work.. but we have always been very leniant with sexually explicit text on this board... even beyond those lyrics.. just look at half of the other posts in this thread...

are they at risk for content filters?

[Schmidty]

In Mexico you can get a lot more than a lap dance for $10.

Chlamydia?

[Desnudo]

Chlamydia?

The gift that keeps giving.

[Noop]

I have seen no one say they are about to get fired because of this boards typed messages....

[SackAttack]

I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.

If ever there were a QOTM-worthy post, I think this qualifies.

[Desnudo]

Are you trying to bait me? Well here I will throw the first jab... suck my dick.

Just keep racking up the votes.

[GoldenEagle]

I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.
Wrong. :)

[Noop]

Just keep racking up the votes.
So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling...

[KWhit]

So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling...
Lighten up, Francis.

[Franklinnoble]

If ever there were a QOTM-worthy post, I think this qualifies.

No kidding. We really need this feature back. Dammit.

[Noop]

Lighten up, Francis.
Done. Keisha.

[Desnudo]

So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling...

I'm not calling you a troll. But I do think you will sweep one of the non-troll categories of the IWS voting.

[Franklinnoble]

Dammit... between this thread and the "Awkward" thread, this is becoming a Friday for the ages...

[SplitPersonality1]

Dammit... between this thread and the "Awkward" thread, this is becoming a Friday for the ages...


No kidding. I have tears coming out of my eyes. This has been a classic day here at the old FOFC.

[KWhit]

No kidding. I have tears coming out of my eyes. This has been a classic day here at the old FOFC.
Don't forget this classic:

http://modernmusclecars.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10040

[CamEdwards]

I've heard you cannot get a good lap dance in Washington DC for ten dollars. In fact, I've heard you can't get a lap dance at all in Washington DC.

I have no personal knowledge of this, mind you... I've merely heard these things.

[KWhit]

Can't get one in the ATL either.

So I've heard.

[GrantDawg]

Can't get one in the ATL either.

So I've heard.
Yeah, KWhit turned me down flat the last time I asked. Nothing under $20 apparently.

[JeeberD]

Don't forget this classic:

http://modernmusclecars.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10040


Gotta love Shorty's late appearance... :D

[gottimd]

I've heard you cannot get a good lap dance in Washington DC for ten dollars. In fact, I've heard you can't get a lap dance at all in Washington DC.

I have no personal knowledge of this, mind you... I've merely heard these things.

Thats absolute crap. My GF took me to the SC as a BDP a few months back and I got a LD at NGC.

[SplitPersonality1]

Yeah, KWhit turned me down flat the last time I asked. Nothing under $20 apparently.

Must get rid of image of GrantDawg in a thong, pole dancing, out of my head. Ugh. :eek:

[SplitPersonality1]

Thats absolute crap. My GF took me to the SC as a BDP a few months back and I got a LD at NGC.

Oh no. The threads merged!

[Franklinnoble]

Oh no. The threads merged!

Ray, don't cross the streams!

[Airhog]

I hope this helps






http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/08/delta.burke.reunion/link.burke.jpg

[Franklinnoble]

I hate you.

[gottimd]

I hate you.

Don't hate him, I think you need to sit down and have a mixed drink together. What are your favorite mixed drinks?

[Glengoyne]

Phoenix is the land of the lap dance gentlemen. I do remember the Alaskan Bush Company fondly. Best LD Ever

[Bomber]

It cost $20 to $30 for a lap dance in CT.

[CamEdwards]

Thats absolute crap. My GF took me to the SC as a BDP a few months back and I got a LD at NGC.

Okay, I understood every bit of this except for NGC. What the heck is that?

[Glengoyne]

National Geographic Channel

[Airhog]

I hate you.


http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Bea_Arthur.jpg

[gottimd]

Okay, I understood every bit of this except for NGC. What the heck is that?

Nexus Gold Club

[CamEdwards]

ah, thanks for the clarification. so how much did it cost in dc?

[Samdari]

ah, thanks for the clarification. so how much did it cost in dc?

Sorry, Cam, no lappers in VA, DC or MD. Its off to WV for you.

And pick me up on your way.

Really, please.

[gottimd]

Sorry, Cam, no lappers in VA, DC or MD. Its off to WV for you.

And pick me up on your way.

Really, please.

Upstairs for the private shows a NGC.

Nothing is as good as vegas though.

[CamEdwards]

Sorry, Cam, no lappers in VA, DC or MD. Its off to WV for you.

And pick me up on your way.

Really, please.


LOL, I will do that.

[Buccaneer]

Phoenix is the land of the lap dance gentlemen. I do remember the Alaskan Bush Company fondly. Best LD Ever
I do too. Back in 87, it was called the Great Alaska Bush Company. However, there was this place down in Soldotna that was called Good Time Charlie. Bad place, very very very bad place. They had to give you $10 just so you'll stay and not go outside to puke at the smell.

[Suicane75]

THIS THREAD WAS STOLEN FROM ME!!!!@! I AM INCESTED!!!!@

[KWhit]

I AM INCESTED!!!!
Lucky bastard.

[Suicane75]

I got my first lap dance when I was 11, dad said it would make me a man, but dad couldn't dance worth shit.

[Coffee Warlord]

Don't forget this classic:

http://modernmusclecars.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10040

I finally read that thread. Or at least some of it.

How'd I just know The Penguin Hat Picture would be in there. :)

[Marc Vaughan]

How do company content filters work?
Badly in my experience ;)

[Danny]

I got my first lap dance when I was 11, dad said it would make me a man, but dad couldn't dance worth shit.

Thanks for the laugh Suicane :)