National Red Dawn Resistance Speak Day!

[sachmo71]

The chair is against the wall.
John has a long moustache.


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[JeeberD]

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rkmsuf]

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[Franklinnoble]

All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid.

[GrantDawg]

This begs the question......who here has pee'd in a radiator?

[cartman]

"well, just who is on our side?"

"about 400 million screaming chinamen"

"I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen"

"there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire

[cartman]

"I'm not a Russian"

"Oh yeah, well prove it. What's the Capital of Texas?"

"Austin"

"Wrong, commie, it's Houston!"

[sachmo71]

"What's up her butt??"

SMACK!


My pencil is long and red.

[GrantDawg]

"well, just who is on our side?"

"about 400 million screaming chinamen"

"I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen"

"there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire

I need to go out and buy this movie. Just classic stuff.

[bdem]

Spoken as a true father would wants his boys to survive.

[scooper]

All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid.
It keeps me warm.

[cartman]

"We hear that your son is a member of an elite, paramilitary organization: Eagle Scouts"

[Senator]

"How did you get shot down, Colonel?"
"It was five to one. I got four."

[Franklinnoble]

I got this off a dead Russian general.

[sachmo71]

My pinto explodes with mirth. My pinto explodes with mirth.

[cartman]

I got this off a dead Russian general.

almost right...

"We got this off a dead Russian major"

"Major, eh... Well, it ought to fit a colonel."

[sachmo71]

Tim enjoys wax on his nipples.
Tim enjoys wax on his nipples.

There are Russians in Denver...oops.
The bear is in the snow. The bear is in the snow.

[Desnudo]

Dogface! I show you how Soviet dies.

[cartman]

Dogface! I show you how Soviet dies.

"I've seen it before, pal"

[Qwikshot]

You're just a bunch of scared kids!!

[Blackadar]

"well, just who is on our side?"

"about 400 million screaming chinamen"

"I thought there were a billion screaming chinamen"

"there were" and then Powers Booth throws his cup of whiskey on the fire

Close.

Jed Eckert: Well, who *is* on our side?
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin' Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There were.

[Blackadar]

Jed Eckert: Do you want blindfolds?
Stepan Gorsky: This violates the Geneva convention!
Jed Eckert: I never heard of it!

[cartman]

Close.

Jed Eckert: Well, who *is* on our side?
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin' Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There were.

Dang it! Well, back to the 'studying Genghis Khan in the classroom' scene for me then... :)

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Truly the greatest movie of all time. It should be shown to all to inspire us to glory.

[Desnudo]

Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years.

Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade.

Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall.

Green Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil.

Mexico plunged into revolution.

NATO dissolves.

United States stands alone.

[Airhog]

the dolphin is in the jacuzzi...

[Desnudo]

the porpoise is in the sauna...

[sachmo71]

Mario bent his wookie.

[cartman]

The banning will not be tolerated...
The banning will not be tolerated...

The undies are on the porch...
The undies are on the porch...

[haji1]

I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.

[vex]

It's on WGN right now:)

[gstelmack]

I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.
Worn out? It's a bargain bin DVD, just poke around.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I just can't believe that the 20th aniversary has come and gone with no special edition dvd set...

BTW... Tell your woman that you feel like watching a certain film staring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, then when she's ready for a movie that should never be watched by any straight man EVER, hit play and watch this film. They will hate you, but you will enjoy tormenting her even more!

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

I have seen this movie hundreds of times. Worn out my first copy and had to get a new one. And I still weep like a baby at the end.

Kinda amazing there was a narrator in the end. No WWIII Casualty stats?

[cartman]

I just can't believe that the 20th aniversary has come and gone with no special edition dvd set...

BTW... Tell your woman that you feel like watching a certain film staring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, then when she's ready for a movie that should never be watched by any straight man EVER, hit play and watch this film. They will hate you, but you will enjoy tormenting her even more!

And I had, the time of my life...

Watching the Wolverines kick the Commies ass...

:)

and no Whoopie Goldberg in sight!

[sachmo71]

Tim has sleep between his toes.
Repeat.
Tim has sleep between his toes.

[EagleFan]

It's a good thing for the few survivors that the Russians had no idea that helicopters could hover or it comes to an abrupt end.

Sorry, that scene just always bugs the hell out of me for some stupid reason (entirely anal, I understand).