View Full Version : Things (well, a thing) I now know for sure
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:34 PM
this board sure has its share of premature ejaculators
Y---ugh...ahhh..errr.....ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh---yeahhhhhh
haji1
08-09-2004, 01:40 PM
this board sure has its share of immature ejaculators
I agree. Youngsters these days. Back in the day I could go all night. Of course that was when I had whisky dick.
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:44 PM
I agree.... Of course that was when I had whiskbroom dick.
bad visual
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 01:45 PM
Even the masters whiff now and then.
HornedFrog Purple
08-09-2004, 01:47 PM
this board sure has its share of premature ejaculators
Who were the controls in this experiment?
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:47 PM
Even the masters whiff now and then.
no no. the post is like a fine wine. it just needs to sit for a few years in a cool dark place.
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 01:48 PM
no no. the post is like a fine wine. it just needs to sit for a few years in a cool dark place.
Like a mole tunnel?
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:48 PM
Who were the controls in this experiment?
Chubby
Perhaps now you understand all the angst
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:49 PM
Like a mole tunnel?
you are so making a name for yourself on the good list
VPI97
08-09-2004, 01:50 PM
For my master I drop trough and bend.Okay.....
HornedFrog Purple
08-09-2004, 01:50 PM
Chubby
Perhaps now you understand all the angst
Still the master. :D
sachmo71
08-09-2004, 01:50 PM
this board sure has its share of premature ejaculators
Tell your mom I'm sorry about that.
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:51 PM
Tell your mom I'm sorry about that.
the problem with mom jokes is you never know when someone's mom is dying of cancer. asshole
sachmo71
08-09-2004, 01:52 PM
the problem with mom jokes is you never know when someone's mom is dying of cancer. asshole
I'm always doing that to you, Fritz. First your wife, now your mom. I humbly repent.
Tell your sister I'm sorry.
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 01:53 PM
Okay.....
Stick to your day job, Commish Boy...
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:53 PM
Tell your sister I'm sorry.
just found decapitated in Iraq, asshole
VPI97
08-09-2004, 01:55 PM
Stick to your day job, Commish Boy...Looks like it's time to start dealing out 87 week concussion injuries to a certain team...
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 01:56 PM
Looks like it's time to start dealing out 87 week concussion injuries to a certain team...
:eek:
sachmo71
08-09-2004, 01:57 PM
just found decapitated in Iraq, asshole
:D
I mean, sorry. That sucks. Unless it was a hoax.
Fritz
08-09-2004, 01:57 PM
:eek:
the authorized smiley of premature ejaculators
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 01:59 PM
PWNED!
Not that your hand full of snakes cares how long you last.
Cringer
08-09-2004, 01:59 PM
this board sure has its share of premature ejaculators
speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
primelord
08-09-2004, 02:00 PM
Looks like it's time to start dealing out 87 week concussion injuries to a certain team...
What did I do?
sachmo71
08-09-2004, 02:00 PM
speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
I thought I did that? Sorry.
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 02:03 PM
No I know why his name's "Cringer."
Fritz
08-09-2004, 02:04 PM
speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
almost like a talking heads song
illinifan999
08-09-2004, 02:04 PM
speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
Would you?
Franklinnoble
08-09-2004, 02:07 PM
speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
Hey man, pix plz, thx.
Cringer
08-09-2004, 02:09 PM
I thought I did that? Sorry.
Thought I felt the breeze of something shooting by me....
Would you?
When the day comes that my wife ejaculates on my head, i will let you know....
rkmsuf
08-09-2004, 02:09 PM
Hey man, pix plz, thx.
huh...you are one sick monkey. Cringer dna is definately not on the ladies man's list.
korme
08-09-2004, 02:11 PM
speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
shoot for the eye next time and wait for the 'it's burning!'. nothing better
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 02:13 PM
shoot for the eye next time and wait for the 'it's burning!'. nothing better
Wow, I didn't know they made a doll that said that.
Fritz
08-09-2004, 02:14 PM
Wow, I didn't know they made a doll that said that.
www.herpesfetishtoys.com
hhiipp
08-09-2004, 02:17 PM
Maybe you can request the "Its burning" feature pack in your new real doll.
hxxp://www.realdoll.com
No I know why his name's "Cringer."\
LMAO
Coug you are fuckin killin me today
Franklinnoble
08-09-2004, 02:45 PM
And then you complain about lack of eye contact...
WSUCougar
08-09-2004, 02:45 PM
\
LMAO
Coug you are fuckin killin me today
:D
VPI97
08-09-2004, 03:06 PM
FYI, this thread is now getting it's ass kicked by the married sex thread.
Fritz
08-09-2004, 04:50 PM
this is a thread about the premature ejaculators, that is a thread for them
korme
08-09-2004, 04:58 PM
i like all threads that consist of ejaculate and marriage
MacroGuru
08-09-2004, 05:33 PM
i like all threads that consist of ejaculate and marriageSo your saying you have a thing for wedding dresses and playboy?
korme
08-09-2004, 05:54 PM
you've never seen marmel's spread i guess.
Fritz
08-09-2004, 09:19 PM
So your saying you have a thing for wedding dresses, sports illustrated, and weed?
shorty has a thing for the texas ladies
korme
08-10-2004, 03:30 AM
well my zfl team is the chaps. yeeehaw
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