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korme
04-27-2004, 06:24 PM
We have 2 sharks in our 40 (i think) inch fish tank, and we bought them as the length of my hand, and now they are like the length of my fingers-to-elbow, seriously wayy too big for the tank they've been swimming in for a few years.

Anyways today I was in the bathroom and it smelled like fish and I was like.. smells like a fish died. Oh man what if it's a shark. I never think this thought. Anyways so I go out to check and sure enough one of the sharks is laying on the bottom of the tank. I was like ohhh nooo. I looked at him and he was barely moving his arm and looking around but not swimming, just planted at the bottom of the tank. Then out of no where he swims real fast! And hits the side of the tank, turns and falls back into the corner and lays there, this time for like 3 hours. The last I checked he was slowly tilting over, so I thought he passed.

My dad comes home and I'm telling him about how the shark died and how it was acting funny as it was passing on, fidgety and swimming fast once before crashing back down. Anyways Dad and I come upstairs to retrieve him from the tank, and low and behold, I see two sharks swimming as normal. Even though they were just sharks, my heart started pounding in shock, like it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Perfectly normal looking shark (for the most part) swimming around as if he wasn't laying for dead at the bottom an hour ago.

So the only conclusion my Dad and I could come up with is that when the two sharks were chasing each other and always bang into the walls (again, smaller tank than they should be in), that he hit so hard that he got a concussion or was in a daze of some sort and just passed out.

I didn't know sharks had to deal with things like this. I thought they were just alive, or dead, I didn't know they could lose consciousness. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif Is that possible or is this some freak occurance where my shark has been brought back from the dead?

cthomer5000
04-27-2004, 06:27 PM
your sharks have arms?

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:27 PM
Yes.

korme
04-27-2004, 06:28 PM
you know what i mean

korme
04-27-2004, 06:29 PM
i like to personify my pets

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:29 PM
i like to personify my pets
I could Fritz that, but it's just too easy.

JeeberD
04-27-2004, 06:30 PM
Even sharks need to catch a good buzz every now and then...

k0ruptr
04-27-2004, 06:30 PM
dude u need a bigger tank. or make one out of a swimming pool

korme
04-27-2004, 06:32 PM
the sharks weren't supposed to grow very much, and now they are like half the size of the tank man, and the tank is a dec size

The Afoci
04-27-2004, 06:35 PM
Do sharks like peanut butter?

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:36 PM
I hear shark is good eatin'.

korme
04-27-2004, 06:37 PM
My dad suggested we should have ate him last night had we known he was going to die.

Now he's alive again, so I'm thinking it might be time to dice him up.

The Afoci
04-27-2004, 06:39 PM
I say you release him in the fish tank at McDonalds.

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:39 PM
My dad suggested we should have ate him last night had we known he was going to die.

Now he's alive again, so I'm thinking it might be time to dice him up.
Just cut the sick one, and see if the other one smells the blood and goes into a feeding frenzy.

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:40 PM
I say you release him in the fish tank at McDonalds.
Ooooh... good idea... or find a nice koi pond for him to plunder....

korme
04-27-2004, 06:40 PM
Ooohhh good idea! I am not sure if these sharks enjoy blood like the beast ocean sharks, only time will tell.

korme
04-27-2004, 06:40 PM
jinx padlock on franklin

The Afoci
04-27-2004, 06:48 PM
I feel special. I had Shorty and Franklin Ooohhhing at the same time.

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:50 PM
I feel special. I had Shorty and Franklin Ooohhhing at the same time.
It must have been the peanut butter.

The Afoci
04-27-2004, 06:51 PM
It must have been the peanut butter.

You are still upset after I won the hotdog swallowing contest. You can never give me credit for what I do better than you.

AnalBumCover
04-27-2004, 06:52 PM
is the shark too big for...say, a rectum?

The Afoci
04-27-2004, 06:54 PM
is the shark too big for...say, a rectum?

Depends on how much of a man you are.

Franklinnoble
04-27-2004, 06:55 PM
is the shark too big for...say, a rectum?
Not Shorty's rectum...

korme
04-27-2004, 07:00 PM
i've got a shark in my rectum

AnalBumCover
04-27-2004, 07:03 PM
Anyways today I was in the bathroom and it smelled like fish and I was like.. smells like a fish diedi've got a shark in my rectumahh.. it's becoming more clear on why the shark was in shock... :eek:

Fonzie
04-27-2004, 08:57 PM
Sorry, this whole shark concussion business was my fault. Musta whacked it with my rear tire during the jump.

Dr. Sak
04-27-2004, 09:05 PM
Do you have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads?

korme
04-27-2004, 09:23 PM
No.. :(

All I wanted was sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now as my cycloptic colleague informs me, you were unable to do this. Was that really so hard? Honestly, what do I pay you people for?