Eliminate the F***ing Elitists! (game)

[Chubby]

Gather all the votes you can. And pray they are enough.
Ok Saddam...

[sterlingice]

Attack May 01

SI

[JHandley]

Defend

[JeeberD]

Attack Oct '03

[Vince]

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

Seriously though...I wish I had seen this yesterday. I seem to have missed out on all the fun of the last two days.

ARGH. One measley post, and our nation was eliminated. I blame Shorty for this mess.

EDIT - Digamma, you are an evil being, and I will devote my entire 1/10th of a vote towards destroying the puny nation that is Sept. '01

[Vince]

Dola - For team October '00, Attack September '01.

My 1/10th a point comes from the nation formerly known as August, '01.

[bhlloy]

Nov 2003 - Defend

[digamma]

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

Seriously though...I wish I had seen this yesterday. I seem to have missed out on all the fun of the last two days.

ARGH. One measley post, and our nation was eliminated. I blame Shorty for this mess.

EDIT - Digamma, you are an evil being, and I will devote my entire 1/10th of a vote towards destroying the puny nation that is Sept. '01
I'm just trying to tread water here.

[digamma]

Attack July 2001

[Poli]

Attack. May 2001.

[kingfc22]

attack Dec. 03

[AnalBumCover]

Attack Oct '03Ditto. Attack Oct 03.

[Vince]

I'm just trying to tread water here.
Sadly, you treaded water in the wrong direction. Not only did you arouse my ire, but put yourself within striking distance of the monstrosity that is October, '00.

For shame.

[digamma]

Sadly, you treaded water in the wrong direction. Not only did you arouse my ire, but put yourself within striking distance of the monstrosity that is October, '00.

For shame.
Actually, I was already within striking distance of them. I went your way to get away from them. Nevertheless, with their numbers, my demise is inevitable.

[Poli]

The Borg is coming. You will be assimilated.

[klayman]

Nevertheless, with their numbers, my demise is inevitable.
With our numbers, everybody's demise is inevitable :)

[Blade6119]

attack jan 2001

[Tellistto]

Attack May 2001

[Tasan]

Attack Mar '02!

Sorry for the mixup there

[thealmighty]

Since I am too lazy to read all these posts since yesterday...

Defend

[TredWel]

Defend ... for now.

[HornedFrog Purple]

Wow. Well, now that my homeland is in shambles.

I attack November 2000.

Run Forest Run!

Defend June 2002.

Buzzbee go attack somebody. They aren't moving my fat butt.

[KWhit]

Defend!

[mckerney]

Defend

[Masked]

Attack Aug 2002

[Vince]

Actually, I was already within striking distance of them. I went your way to get away from them. Nevertheless, with their numbers, my demise is inevitable.
Ah, I was not aware. I still can't be happy that you annihilated my colony.

[Coffee Warlord]

Run Forest Run!

There will be no running anymore.

The Coffee Warlord has requested asylum within the mighty borders of the Fucking Elitists, and will provide military intelligence on all Enemies of the Empire.

You shall all fall, and one day my kingdom will be reborn, from the ashes of the destruction of all others.

[mckerney]

There will be no running anymore.

The Coffee Warlord has requested asylum within the mighty borders of the Fucking Elitists, and will provide military intelligence on all Enemies of the Empire.

You shall all fall, and one day my kingdom will be reborn, from the ashes of the destruction of all others.

Intelligence, eh?

[wade moore]

attack Ar 02

[wade moore]

dola...

We're in trouble...

[fantastic flying froggies]

OK, I guess I'll follow my leaders and

Attack Oct 03

I'm not quite sure why though...

[SirFozzie]

Can't wait for the update :)

[WSUCougar]

Turn #2 is over.

It'll take me awhile to sort through all of the SirFozzie/Chubby propaganda. ;)

[SirFozzie]

Too bad, no Chubby around. I can't wait till he sees the result of today, if my preliminary calculations are correct.

*snickers*

[Buzzbee]

Run Forest Run!

Defend June 2002.

Buzzbee go attack somebody. They aren't moving my fat butt.


Ooops! Sorry HFP. I was busy doing IHOF testing and forgot about this.

Oh, by the way...be vewy vewy qui-et. We'we hunting wabbits.

[SirFozzie]

Come on, Cougar! 2 hours? :) (kidding, take your time)

[WSUCougar]

Turn #2 Results:

Oct00 conquered Nov00’s block (9-1) and Sep01 (1.1-1). Their attack on Nov01 was repelled (1-1).

Nov00 lost their block to Oct00, but conquered Dec00 (2-0).

Dec00 was conquered by Nov00 (2-0).

Jan01 conquered Jan02 (1-0).

Feb01 assisted Mar01 in conquering Mar02’s block.

Mar01 lost their block to Mar02, but in turn took Mar02’s block with help from Feb01.

May01 was conquered by Apr02 (with help from Jun01).

Jun01 assisted May01 in conquering Apr02, but was conquered by Jul01.

Jul01 repelled Sep01 (1-1), and conquered Jun01 (1-0).

Sep01 was conquered by Oct00. Their attack on Jul01 was repelled (1-1).

Nov01 repelled Oct00.

Jan02 was conquered by Jan01 (1-0).

Mar02 lost their block but took Mar01’s block.

Apr02 conquered May01, but lost its other blocks to Jun02

Jun02 grabbed Apr02’s blocks.

Aug02 was conquered by Sep02 (1-0).

Sep02 conquered Aug02 (1-0).

Nov02 conquered Oct03 (3-0).

Mar03 conquered Apr03 (1-0).

Apr 03 was conquered by Mar03 (1-0).

Oct03 was conquered by Nov02 (3-0).

Nov03 conquered Dec03 (2-0).

Dec03 was conquered by Nov03 (2-0).

All others months were not involved in battle.

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[JAG]

All people NOT in Oct00:

It's clear if any of us want a fair chance to win this thing, we have to band together against Oct00. If we fight amongst ourselves, they'll pick us off easily one by one as there's no group even close to as large as them. At least if we band together against them, we have a fair chance of one of the little guys winning.

[KevinNU7]

DEFEND

Some of us don't have the ability to attack them

[JAG]

Right, but if everyone in Nov00, Nov01, Nov02, Jul01, and Sep02 attacks Oct00 (and maybe some kind assistance from the mercenaries), we may have enough people to get through their hordes.

[digamma]

This tenth of a point is going to attach October 2000 on behalf of November 2000.

[SirFozzie]

From Oct00NN:

"Tanks are rolling into the city of Nov00 as we speak. Operation "November Freedom" seems to have been a roaring success as the Nov00 forces have not offered any resistance. But the city is strangely quiet, as if it was deserted.."

(picture fuzzes out and is replaced by a video of SirFozzie)

"Ha Ha! STOOPID October 2000! We're laughing at you! You promised you were going to take us out. Poor Silly October 2000 people with egg on their faces.. You missed, you babbling buffoons! We're still here! Twice you tried to kill the ideals of November 2000, and twice you failed. YOU ARE FAILURES! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.. wait, that's too small for October 2000 accuracy. You couldn't hit the broad side of your mothers! Come get us! HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

(picture fuzzes out and returns to the picture of a shocked Oct00NN anchor)

"It looks like that October 2000 has failed to take out their prime enemies. What effect this will have on the war effort back home will be seen!"

[Subby]

November 2000 is our biggest threat right now.

ATTACK NOVEMBER 2000!!!

[gstelmack]

Defend

[WSUCougar]

Just a reminder for the mercs. Be sure to indicate both:

(a) the team you are fighting for this turn, and
(b) your target

[SirFozzie]

November 2000 is our biggest threat right now.

ATTACK NOVEMBER 2000!!!

Why? You'll only miss again....

:P

[primelord]

Attack November 2000

[JAG]

Subby, you are fortunate that most of the Nov00 crowd slept this past turn. But the hordes will come to save us. You cannot hope to overthrow us.

[SirFozzie]

Attack November 2000

It's fun and easy to lead you around by the nose, doncha know... ;)

[Subby]

Should mercs that join October 2000 die during battle, they will quickly ascend to heaven enjoy the fruits of 100 virgins.

So October 2000 mercs have that going for them, which is nice.

[primelord]

It's fun and easy to lead you around by the nose, doncha know... ;)
I'd have it no other way. Subby is my hero. :)

[SirFozzie]

Should mercs that join October 2000 die during battle, they will quickly ascend to heaven enjoy the fruits of 100 virgins.

So October 2000 mercs have that going for them, which is nice.

Sadly, the virgins involved are October 2000 folks, like the poster. Imagine THAT forever ;)

[JAG]

Sadly, the virgins involved are October 2000 folks, like the poster. Imagine THAT forever ;)

ROFL!!!!!!!

[SirFozzie]

*bows*

[John Galt]

attack nov 2000

[Buzzbee]

defend.

Let's go HFP.

Way to go Castlerock. YOU rock!!

[henry296]

EDIT: Attack NOV 02

[JAG]

Oct00 conquered Nov00’s block (9-1) and Sep01 (1.1-1). Attack Nov01. Their attack on Nov01 was repelled (1-1).

Oct00 won't leave your team alone...just this past turn they eliminated Sept01 and almost eliminated Nov01. Join with us in the attack on them. Rise of the underdogs!

[SirFozzie]

attack nov 2000


You know, this is beginning to remind me of when the villains dive upon our hero and start punching and gouging and kicking anything that moves, but when the smoke clears, our November 2000 heroes emerge unscathed.

[Subby]

*bows*You better get all your bows in now, because you'll be mercing for Apr-2004 in 24 hours :)

[Senator]

attack nov 2000

[SirFozzie]

You better get all your bows in now, because you'll be mercing for Apr-2004 in 24 hours :)

Blah Blah Blah. You had two shots already. You're putting a lot of faith in the old saw, "Third time's the charm" eh? :)

[SirFozzie]

attack nov 2000


So far, we've gotten attacks from a lawyer and a Senator. And people wonder why Oct 00 is considered feckin elitists?

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

[fantastic flying froggies]

Sneak attack Oct '00.

[General Mike]

attack oct 2000

[SirFozzie]

you are wise, and smart General Mike. Together we can take this arrogant October 2000 beast down!

[Castlerock]

Attack Mar03

[Tasan]

attack feb '03. Repeat, attack feb '03!

[cartman]

attack oct '00

[TredWel]

Defend.

[KevinNU7]

WSUCougar,

In the 1st patch to this game I think we should add rolling defenses. Example, no one has attacking my date yet and we have about 5 defenses total, it would be great if that rolled over multiple rounds.

[SirFozzie]

We wise members of November 2000 would like to welcome the interested observers Alan T, Francis_Cole, KevinNU7, Simms, TredWel to the thread. We have gifts for you, a free copy of October 2000's Greatest Misses. If any of our fine readers are in one of the months JAG has mentioned, please feel free to join our contest, with a grand prize of one million dolars! To enter, just post the words "I attack October 2000" in this thread. Good luck, and we'll see who wins the million dolars!

(Oh, and attack Nov 2001)

[Honolulu_Blue]

ATTACK NOV 2000

[Honolulu_Blue]

Or was I supposed to defend? I have no idea what's going on here...

[Subby]

We wise members of November 2000 would like to welcome the interested observers Alan T, Francis_Cole, KevinNU7, Simms, TredWel to the thread. We have gifts for you, a free copy of October 2000's Greatest Misses. If any of our fine readers are in one of the months JAG has mentioned, please feel free to join our contest, with a grand prize of one million dolars! To enter, just post the words "I attack October 2000" in this thread. Good luck, and we'll see who wins the million dolars! Simms knows what to do :)

[SirFozzie]

Or was I supposed to defend? I have no idea what's going on here...

It's understandable, since your leadership is so filled with hate and lies. Here.. let me edit your words to properly enunciate what you and all right thinking people wish for fervently.

I renounce my citizenship in October 2000! I Attack the warmongers that have tarnished Oct 2000's reputation! Down with October 2000!

[gstelmack]

Don't worry HB, you're doing fine.

[SirFozzie]

Don't worry HB, you're doing fine.

Do what we say or your family suffers!


OOC: I'm having more fun with this then I think is legally allowed ;)

[KevinNU7]

We wise members of November 2000 would like to welcome the interested observers Alan T, Francis_Cole, KevinNU7, Simms, TredWel to the thread. We have gifts for you, a free copy of October 2000's Greatest Misses. If any of our fine readers are in one of the months JAG has mentioned, please feel free to join our contest, with a grand prize of one million dolars! To enter, just post the words "I attack October 2000" in this thread. Good luck, and we'll see who wins the million dolars! Ok, I've been here since the first day and I already mentioned that I do not ahve the ability to attack Oct-2000 so therefore I am defending

[Fonzie]

Attack Nov 00

[SirFozzie]

Ayyyyy.. The Fonz. Jump any sharks lately? :)

[SirFozzie]

Actually, October 2000's jumped the shark, now I think about it.. We've gone from Chubby to Subby as their spokesman. A definite downgrade. That's like changing the role of Samantha on Bewitched!

[mauchow]

Ummm.. I'll try

Attack Dec '02!

[John Galt]

Actually, October 2000's jumped the shark, now I think about it.. We've gone from Chubby to Subby as their spokesman. A definite downgrade. That's like changing the role of Samantha on Bewitched!

I would proudly follow Subby over Chubby anyday.

[NevStar]

ATTACK NOV 2000

[SirFozzie]

I would proudly follow Subby over Chubby anyday.

And that says it all, doesn't it? :)

[corbes]

Mauboy, me lad...

I admire your willingness to join the battle. The noble country of Nov. 2003 will sincerely need your help tomorrow, as we anticipate the first engagement with the F***ing Elitists. Be prepared, and know that you serve your country well!

[SirFozzie]

ATTACK NOV 2000


*Sighs*.. more misguided tools of the opressors. Can't you see your efforts will be futile once more?

[corbes]

That said, I advise Nov. 2000 that if they want to live to fight another day, I suggest they relocate into the undefended lands of December 2002 (or take over Nov 2001). If you do that, we can fight the F***ing Elitists together tomorrow.

[Alan T]

Ummm.. I'll try

Attack Dec '02!


Defend

[SirFozzie]

Don;t worry corbes. The loyal followers of Nov 2000 have come up with four or five plans, depending on circumstances. As things stand, our first plan involves a switch between oct 00 and Nov 00 territory.. if we get enough help, we can wipe them from the board entirely. If not, well, there's several other places we can go... ;)

[KevinNU7]

Question:

If more then one date come together and defeat another date who gets the location of the data conquered?

[corbes]

Fozzie--

I agree that the counterattack is the best option.

Don't you wink that eye at me, though. We're on the same side of this fight.

[Subby]

Fozzie is an excellent combination of Baghdad Bob and the Black Knight :)

*runs over Sir Fozzie's foot with tricked-out moped*

RAAAAAR!!!

[SirFozzie]

Question:

If more then one date come together and defeat another date who gets the location of the data conquered?

I can answer that for Cougar:

The one who contributes the most to the attack.

[SplitPersonality1]

The rogue merc SP1 will fight for Sep-02 and attack the Oct-00 horde.

[SirFozzie]

Fozzie--

I agree that the counterattack is the best option.

Don't you wink that eye at me, though. We're on the same side of this fight.

I meant the wink to say "We've picked out a suitable spot to go to that won't piss anyone off, like the ones you mentioned"

[Honolulu_Blue]

Don't worry HB, you're doing fine.

Thanks! Do I get to kill more Nov 2000's now?

[SirFozzie]

Fozzie is an excellent combination of Baghdad Bob and the Black Knight :)

I prefer the court jester, Baghdad Bob, and a Malkavian, but each to their own.



*runs over Sir Fozzie's foot with tricked-out moped*

RAAAAAR!!!


*smooshes cream pie into Subby's face*

[SirFozzie]

Thanks! Do I get to kill more Nov 2000's now?
more? You haven't killed any Nov 2000 yet, silly boy. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

[BishopMVP]

Attack Nov 2000

[KevinNU7]

I can answer that for Cougar:

The one who contributes the most to the attack. And in case of a tie? Just want to get this all cleared up now

[corbes]

I meant the wink to say "We've picked out a suitable spot to go to that won't piss anyone off, like the ones you mentioned"
;)

[cuervo72]

Dec 2002: Run away! Run away! Run away!

[Daimyo]

attack nov 2000

[SirFozzie]

Attack Nov 2000

Right! THAT'S IT....

(makes note to do something awful to BishopMVP's FOFC FBCB team) :D

[SirFozzie]

attack nov 2000


Ok, so that's a Lawyer, a Senator, and an ancient japanese dictator-tyrant. Check. Feckin Elitist list updated.

[msf518]

defend

[Honolulu_Blue]

more? You haven't killed any Nov 2000 yet, silly boy. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

You're going down you fucking noble muppet! :D

[corbes]

How is there a F***ing elitist with 19 posts???!??

[SirFozzie]

(This is to Honolulu_BooHoo ;) )

Awww... I sense a case of extreme frustration. I recommend going out and getting laid.

Oh.. and you might as well get her # while you're at it.. you continue to attack us, you're going to continue to feel stressed! :)

[Racer]

Attack Nov. 2001!

[msf518]

Because I lost posts!!!!! 4262 of them!!!!!

[SirFozzie]

How is there a F***ing elitist with 19 posts???!??


They're calling in their favors from supporting Styx, of course ;)

[sooner333]

defend

[sachmo71]

Defend :eek:

[SirFozzie]

Wow.. who would've thought Texas and Oklahoma would ever agree on something....

[SirFozzie]

actually, now that I look, I see Oklahoma Defends and Texas Attacks. So things are normal. Other Normal Things: SkyDog banning trolls, mentions of the Colossal Squid, and November 2000 making October 2000 look STUPID!

[klayman]

defend

[MikeVic]

Attack Jun 02

[mckerney]

All people NOT in Oct00:

It's clear if any of us want a fair chance to win this thing, we have to band together against Oct00. If we fight amongst ourselves, they'll pick us off easily one by one as there's no group even close to as large as them. At least if we band together against them, we have a fair chance of one of the little guys winning.


No.


Defend

[Radii]

Attack Oct 2000

(Nov 2000 better remember this if you guys survive somehow)

[Vince]

Hmmm...my vote could be swayed any way...a rogue mercenary tenth of a point...convince me why I should attack someone?

January '04 attacks February '04.

[mckerney]

Hmmm...my vote could be swayed any way...a rogue mercenary tenth of a point...convince me why I should attack someone?

______ attacks ______ .


Hey, Vince, buddy. Remember that trade we made in IHOF, you getting such a good deal for Mitchell Eckman?

I think the blanks should be filled with <u>Vince</u> and <u>Nov 00</u>

[JAG]

It doesn't even have to be for Nov00, do it for Nov01 who had to brutally beat back an attack by them last turn.

Reason why: It's more fun when the underdog wins. You could be part of that upset victory.

[WSUCougar]

Defends

[JAG]

It's not looking good for the little guys......

[SirFozzie]

Attack Oct 2000

(Nov 2000 better remember this if you guys survive somehow)

IF we survive??

Child, we WILL Survive. In fact, I just came up with a song.. It's called.. "We Will Survive."


First November was afraid
We were petrified
Kept thinking we could never live
with October 2000 by our side
But we spent so many hours
thinking how we could do them wrong
We grew strong
We learned how to carry on
and so they're back
from our old space
We just walked in to find them here
with that dumb look upon their face
We should have changed our attack
We know that annoying them is the Key
Cuz we know they failed the first and the second..
And they're going to fail attack 3!
Go on now go! You October boors
just turn around now
cause you're not winning anymore
weren't you the one who tried to attack us with lies.
you think we'd crumble
you think we'd lay down and die
Oh no, We Won't!
We will survive!
as long as i know how to annoy
I know we will stay alive
We've got all the game to live
We've got all our attacks to give
and we'll survive
We will survive
Hey.. Hey!

[Butter_of_69]

Edit: Attack June '02.

[WSUCougar]

We don't need another hero.
We don't need to know the waaaay home.
All we want is life beyond...
...OCTOBER DOME.

[SirFozzie]

We can't afford to be innocent..
Stand up and face October 2000!
It's a do-or-die situation..
We Will Be INVINCIBLE!

And with the power of FOFC..
There is no sacrifice.
It's a Do-or-Die Situation..
We Will Be INVINCIBLE!


The Legend of Billie Jean. Classic 80's movie ;)

[mckerney]

Should mercs that join October 2000 die during battle, they will quickly ascend to heaven enjoy the fruits of 100 virgins.

So October 2000 mercs have that going for them, which is nice.

And for thsoe who don't want the virgins, there are also experienced skanky chicks who know what they're doing.

[SirFozzie]

And for thsoe who don't want the virgins, there are also experienced skanky chicks who know what they're doing.


and once again, the experienced skanks are the October 2000 posters themselves.. Oh wait.. experienced skanky chicks. The only way that Mckerney and crew would be near chicks is if they went to the farm and watched a Hen. :)

[primelord]

IF we survive??

Child, we WILL Survive. In fact, I just came up with a song.. It's called.. "We Will Survive."


First November was afraid
We were petrified
Kept thinking we could never live
with October 2000 by our side
But we spent so many hours
thinking how we could do them wrong
We grew strong
We learned how to carry on
and so they're back
from our old space
We just walked in to find them here
with that dumb look upon their face
We should have changed our attack
We know that annoying them is the Key
Cuz we know they failed the first and the second..
And they're going to fail attack 3!
Go on now go! You October boors
just turn around now
cause you're not winning anymore
weren't you the one who tried to attack us with lies.
you think we'd crumble
you think we'd lay down and die
Oh no, We Won't!
We will survive!
as long as i know how to annoy
I know we will stay alive
We've got all the game to live
We've got all our attacks to give
and we'll survive
We will survive
Hey.. Hey!

That post alone is justification for eliminating Nov 2000. :)

[Silver Owl]

Attack: Apr 03

edit: changed the attack to Apr 03.

A sneak attack in the middle of the night !
REVENGE SHALL BE MINE !!!
Attack Mar03 from Jun02

[SirFozzie]

That post alone is justification for eliminating Nov 2000. :)

You like me! You Really Really LIKE me! :)

[John Galt]

SirFozzie has lost his mind.

[SirFozzie]

SirFozzie has lost his mind.

That of course, assumes I had a mind to start!

:)

[Alan T]

If this thread ever gets deleted, Foz is going to lose about 1500 posts.

[SirFozzie]

BUT THEN I WOULD LOSE POSTS~!

And so would many others. This thread is Delete-Proof! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sterlingice]

Defend.

SI

[Marc Vaughan]

Attack Nov 00 ...

[Neuqua]

Subby told me to come and type:

DEFEND

I don't know why.

[kingfc22]

attack Dec. 02

[SirFozzie]

Attack Nov 00 ...

Et tu, Marc??

[NoMyths]

Defend.

[JAG]

Attack Nov 00 ...

Marc Vaughan...Marc Vaughan...sorry, doesn't ring a bell. What's that? He was a highly successful publisher before word got out that he decided to bully helpless people in a message board game and then his legions of fans and admirers stayed far away from him and he had to sell his blood to survive? Wow, guess that was a bad move on his part.

Don't let this future come to pass Marc. Reconsider your actions.

:)

[finkenst]

Attack Oct00.

[cthomer5000]

attack October 2000

[Chubby]

attack Nov 2000

[klayman]

Marc Vaughan...Marc Vaughan...sorry, doesn't ring a bell. What's that? He was a highly successful publisher before word got out that he decided to bully helpless people in a message board game and then his legions of fans and admirers stayed far away from him and he had to sell his blood to survive? Wow, guess that was a bad move on his part.

Don't let this future come to pass Marc. Reconsider your actions.

:)
Don't worry Marc, there's plenty of gamers under the Oct 2000 banner to buy your games.

[Masked]

Attack Oct 2000

[Tellistto]

Defend

[tucker342]

Attack June '02

[Bearcat729]

My men long to attack someone, but once again we are needed for homeland defense

I defend.

[Raven Hawk]

Defend

[bhlloy]

defend nov 2003

[nilodor]

Attack NOV 2000

[AnalBumCover]

Attack Oct 00

[JeeberD]

Attack Oct '00

[mckerney]

Attack Oct '00

Bastard.

[JeeberD]

I love you.

[mckerney]

I love you.

You make it so damn hard to call you a bastard. http://www.thecfl.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

[rlfreeze]

Reinforcements are here. Defend!!!

[mckerney]

Reinforcements are here. Defend!!!

Woohoo!

[Honolulu_Blue]

Don't worry Marc, there's plenty of gamers under the Oct 2000 banner to buy your games.

Many of which are hockey fans which bodes well for your latest venture! SALLY FORTH!!!

[Marc Vaughan]

Marc Vaughan...Marc Vaughan...sorry, doesn't ring a bell. What's that? He was a highly successful publisher before word got out that he decided to bully helpless people in a message board game and then his legions of fans and admirers stayed far away from him and he had to sell his blood to survive? Wow, guess that was a bad move on his part.

Don't let this future come to pass Marc. Reconsider your actions.

:)

Hah I have a lot of blood left in me, easily enough to support my family while the world is remodelled in the image of Oct 00 ... support the future, submit to the inevitable and join Oct 00 ...

:D

[MIJB#19]

Need more bodies for Oct-00?

Defend

[Z²+]

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I am Oct 2000 and I am a grizzled elitist so I say

DEFEND

[SirFozzie]

No, you are a F***ing elitist. Can't you see the title of the game? :)

[Z²+]

No, you are a F***ing elitist.

I've been called far better by far worse :)

mckerney and MIJB, among other Oct. 2000's, are cultured and know how to make a ² symbol without cheating.
JeeberD, representing the unwashed masses, could not properly do it and had to resort to copying and cheating.

You damn right I'm elitist :D

[corbes]

Attack Dec. 2002

[Honolulu_Blue]

Have we won yet? I feel like we've won.

[corbes]

Have we won yet? I feel like we've won.
Oh, famous last words...

[SirFozzie]

(Grins) Keep pissing people off, Oct 2000 ;)

At least *I* amuse them ;)

[JeeberD]

JeeberD, representing the unwashed masses, could not properly do it and had to resort to copying and cheating.


Copying and cheating? I just had to be taught the correct way to do it. No cheating involved...

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[Subby]

If there are any other Oct 2000 guys left - attack another square so we can wipe out their backwards, inbred way-of-life as well...

[fantastic flying froggies]

That's the way Jeeb ! Show 'em what a Nov '02er can do !!!

[Alf]

attack Jan 03

[Bing]

How can I help the Oct '00 jihad?

Down with the elitists! Long live Oct '00!

[fantastic flying froggies]

Down with the elitists! Long live Oct '00!Uhh... I hate to break it to you, but Oct '00 are the F***ing elitists !

[Bing]

Uhh... I hate to break it to you, but Oct '00 are the F***ing elitists !

Long live the elitists! Down with....uhhhh.....somebody else!!!!

GULAG!

[henry296]

Bing,

Attack jul 01

[Bing]

ATTACK JUL '01

polesmokers

[AnalBumCover]

SPOOOOOOOOON!

[SirFozzie]

Fork?

[corbes]

Somewhere in here, a turn has ended...

[henry296]

Turn doesn't end until 12:36 PM... it is based on when the results are posted.

[corbes]

ah.

carry on, then.

[AnalBumCover]

SPOOOOOOOOON!Hmm.... No one picked up on The Tick reference? Interesting....

[VPI97]

Attack Feb '01

[primelord]

Hmm.... No one picked up on The Tick reference? Interesting....
Oh THOSE Aztecs!

[KevinNU7]

Are we done?

[mauchow]

Attack Dec '02

[JAG]

Turn over. Now Coug gets to calculate.

[corbes]

Coug?

[gstelmack]

Boy, nothing like Coug taking a few hours off to cool the thread down...

[SirFozzie]

Boy, nothing like Coug taking a few hours off to cool the thread down...


Your mother dresses you funny, Oct 00 boy ;)

Figured I'd turn up the heat ;)

With all the jibber-jabber created, Coug has a lot of chaff to sort through to get to the main thread. Then he has to double/triple-check.. I'm surprised it doesn't take longer

[WSUCougar]

Turn #3 Results:

Oct00 repelled its attackers (13-7.2), conquered Nov02 (1-0), and conquered Nov00’s old block (12-0). Its attack on Jul01 was repelled.

Nov00 lost its block to The Beast, but conquered Nov01 (2-0).

Jan01 conquered Jan03 (1-0).

Feb01. Lost its block to Mar01, but conquered Feb03 (1-0).

Mar01 conquered Feb01’s block.

Jul01 repelled Oct00’s attack (1-1), and its attack on The Beast was repelled.

Nov01 was conquered by Nov00, and its attack on The Beast was repelled.

Mar02 conquered Jun02’s old block.

Apr02 was not involved.

Jun02 lost its block to Mar02, but conquered Mar03.

Sep02’s attack on The Beast was repelled.

Nov02’s attack on The Beast was repelled, and they were conquered by Oct00.

Dec02 was conquered by Nov03 (4-2).

Jan03 was conquered by Jan01

Feb03 was conquered by Feb01.

Mar03 was conquered by Jun02.

May03 was not involved.

Jun03 was not involved

Aug03 was not involved

Sep03 was not involved

Nov03 conquered Dec02 (4-2).

Jan04 conquered Feb04 in a mercenary French action (0.1-0)

Feb04 was conquered by Jan04.

Mar04 was not involved

Apr04 was not involved.

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Turn #4 begins NOW.

[Alan T]

Turn #3 Results:


Jan04 conquered Feb04 in a mercenary French action (0.1-0)


Sorry.. I thought this was great. Now that I am eliminated, I think I might start doing that :)

[SplitPersonality1]

Hmm. Again I take my 0.1 and attack the beast from Sept02

[John Galt]

Defend.

[Marc Vaughan]

Attack Sept-02

[SirFozzie]

(sung to the final verse of "Take Me out to the Ball Game)

For it's one.. two.. three attacks that's failed, and Nov 00's still in the game!"

[SirFozzie]

(studys a map of the current situation)

"Boys.. we got October 2000 to the left of us. We got October 2000 to the right of us. We have them ahead of us. We have them behind us. In other words, we're completely surrounded... I guess that means we got them right where we want em!"

(OOC: I don't think we'll survive this one.. but we'll give it one heck of a try!) :)

[Masked]

Attack Jun 03

[Raven Hawk]

Defend

[rlfreeze]

I am moving today so I save my attack/defensive position to be used by mckerney as he sees fit. All will bow down to Oct. '00. Just lay down your weapons now and accept it.

[WSUCougar]

Thusfar, the Oct00/Nov00 main event has reminded me of Tom & Jerry cartoons. But picture a giant, bloated thing instead of a cat, chasing a little mouse around but never hitting it with the 2x4".

[henry296]

Attack Jul 01

[SirFozzie]

Yeah, but what we haven't had is the November 00 Jerry getting October 00 Tom to smash his own tail ;)

[gstelmack]

Nov01 was conquered by Nov00, and its attack on The Beast was repelled.See! You listened to the Nov00 lies and where did that get you?

Attack Nov 03

[SirFozzie]

at least he died fighting, you F**king elitist!

[msf518]

defend!

[klayman]

Attack Nov 2000. Time to end this.

[primelord]

Oct00 repelled its attackers (13-7.2), conquered Nov02 (1-0), and conquered Nov00’s old block (12-0). Its attack on Jul01 was repelled.
Hmm... seems like we could have spent our resources a little better. :)

[JAG]

It was unfortunate, we were forced to do so for our survival. But this time, Oct00 goes down and that's that. There is no other option.

Defend (for now)

If we can't band together and beat them this turn, we will be eaten alive piecemeal. Only a massive coordinated attack on Oct00 will keep us in the game. Let's take that big bloated thing and knock it down.

[primelord]

Dola,

Coug are you going to keep this up over the weekend or will the next turn not end until Monday?

Edit: The silly Nov 2000 guy ruined my dola

[sachmo71]

Defend.

[Marc Vaughan]

Only a massive coordinated attack on Oct00 will keep us in the game. Let's take that big bloated thing and knock it down.

Hey I'm hurt ... trust me I looked much worse before the diet ;)

[Butter_of_69]

Attack Jan '01.

[JAG]

We'll bleed you dry! :)

[Marc Vaughan]

Yeah, but what we haven't had is the November 00 Jerry getting October 00 Tom to smash his own tail ;)
I'm sure it'll happen eventually, one of us will mistype and attack our own date ..... :D

(checks his attack post carefully ;) )

[SirFozzie]

I'm sure it'll happen eventually, one of us will mistype and attack our own date ..... :D

(checks his attack post carefully ;) )

LOL..

The Matrix has you, Marc!

[mckerney]

I am moving today so I save my attack/defensive position to be used by mckerney as he sees fit. All will bow down to Oct. '00. Just lay down your weapons now and accept it.

And I am defending

[Subby]

Attack July '01.

Elitists - formulate a three-pronged attack...

Attack July 01, Nov 00, and wherever Nov tries to takeover. The rest of us defend...

[Vince]

Sorry.. I thought this was great. Now that I am eliminated, I think I might start doing that :)
:)

Mercenaries loyal to the rogue warlord Vince attack May '03 from June '03.

[DanGarion]

Attack Oct. 2000

[Bing]

attack nov-00

[JAG]

Attack July '01.

Elitists - formulate a three-pronged attack...

Attack July 01, Nov 00, and wherever Nov tries to takeover.

Wherever we try to take over is YOU. There is no more running. This round Oct00 will burn in flames!

[primelord]

Attack Nov 2003

[Terps]

Attack Oct. 2000.

[corbes]

Now is the time!

edit: change to Defend.

Well played, dangarion and Terps!

[Castlerock]

Defend June 02

[BishopMVP]

ATTACK November '03

[Scoobz0202]

Defend Nov 2003

[SirFozzie]

Note: For the folks attacking Oct00, here's a plan.

Let us (me and JAG) know if you're going to join in the attack PRIVATELY, and don't post it yet. Why? Because we want Oct00 guessing how many people they need to keep in defense (or if you're Marc Vaughan, defence :p ). This way, they either send too many people on attack and lose their main base when the last minute Coalition attack swarms them under, or keep too many people in defense and if it doesn't work out, at least you guys can set up for a second attack. But we can't let them counter plan against our plan. ;)

[Bing]

Sillyest plan I've heard since the Chewbacca defense

[SirFozzie]

Bing: Really? Suuuuuuure :) Whatever you say, you F**king elitists with less then 50 posts :)

[gstelmack]

Note: For the folks attacking Oct00, here's a plan.

Let us (me and JAG) know if you're going to join in the attack PRIVATELY, and don't post it yet. Why? Because we want Oct00 guessing how many people they need to keep in defense (or if you're Marc Vaughan, defence :p ). This way, they either send too many people on attack and lose their main base when the last minute Coalition attack swarms them under, or keep too many people in defense and if it doesn't work out, at least you guys can set up for a second attack. But we can't let them counter plan against our plan. ;)
Note for the rest of you: if this works and our main base goes down, we'll have taken all of your home bases and only Nov00 will remain. Heed the warning, you are being used!

[Chubby]

Defend

[WSUCougar]

Coug are you going to keep this up over the weekend or will the next turn not end until Monday?We'll hold to the end-of-turn #4 deadline, but slide the turn #5 start time. My tentative plan is to process this turn (#4) sometime this weekend, but post the turn #5 start Sunday so that it will end Monday.

[Danny]

Attack Oct. 2000

[Radii]

Attack oct 2000

(sorry, won't be on enough tonight/tomorrow to PM and hold my move until later)

[Bing]

I *had* more than 50 posts once upon a time. Board censorship took care of that, though ;)

I've been saving them all for this appropriate occasion.

Make your time Nov-00. Long live Oct-00!

[mckerney]

Note: For the folks attacking Oct00, here's a plan.

Let us (me and JAG) know if you're going to join in the attack PRIVATELY, and don't post it yet. Why? Because we want Oct00 guessing how many people they need to keep in defense (or if you're Marc Vaughan, defence :p ). This way, they either send too many people on attack and lose their main base when the last minute Coalition attack swarms them under, or keep too many people in defense and if it doesn't work out, at least you guys can set up for a second attack. But we can't let them counter plan against our plan. ;)

Alright Oct. 00's, spam their PM boxes!

[corbes]

That's okay, Radii!

Well played, July 2001 comrades!

[WSUCougar]

If Bing gets pinged, does it go "ding" or just ring?

(sorry, I've had a long day)

[SirFozzie]

Attack oct 2000

(sorry, won't be on enough tonight/tomorrow to PM and hold my move until later)

That's ok Radii, since I've received 4 F*ckin Elitist attempts to disrupt this, and since I won't be checking it much this weekend..

ANNOUNCE ALL ATTACKS NOW! PUT THE F***ING ELITISTS ON THE BACK FOOT!


I Will Attack October 2000!

[John Galt]

If Bing gets pinged, does it go "ding" or just ring?

(sorry, I've had a long day)

I think you meant to post in this thread:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=24449