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John Galt
09-15-2003, 09:10 AM
I've been negligent once again.

There was a quote recently removed because it was a personal attack on a member.

These new quotes were added:

I once thought I was wrong, but I was only mistaken

I figured I had to help shape the minds of the youth a little to the right because if he goes to far left he will turn into a dope smoking hippie and go to jail. I saw his picture, he wouldn't do well in jail.

And our football team can't even hit hard enough to injure someone (or tackle, allowing over 40 points a game) . The only way and injury like that would happen would be if the other team had two players run into each other.

Pooping is one of life's great pleasures. I spend lots of quality time on the throne.

If you're like me, and your first reaction would be to stare at her increduously, like she suddenly grew a second head, this might be a deal-breaker.

MY NIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD………MY F’CKING NIPPLES!!!!!! ARGGGGGGG

Mrs. Q and I use the phrase "picture me rollin" all the time with one another. Most of our friends don't know what the hell we're talking about.

I would do Britney in her arm pit. Shaved or not.

Good heavens... I have flopped quads!

Don't know anything about Korematsu, but Kobayashi Maru taught me that Kirk was the best damned starship captain. Ever.

Columbus. You wont find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

cuervo72
09-15-2003, 09:45 AM
Hmm, I nominated one of these....and even I'm not sure there are any worthy ones in this batch.

VPI97
09-15-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by John Galt
Good heavens... I have flopped quads! This one makes me laugh.

In my head I see QS lounging in a leather chair in a fancy den with a glass of wine...you know, one of those rooms that features a rhino's head or something on the wall. Anyway, he takes a sip of wine and then it hits him! Simultaneously, he sits up straight, spits out a mouthful of wine, and his monocle pops out (like you don't picture QS with a monocle!). And then he exclaims, "Good heavens... I have flopped quads!" I'm not sure what that means, but it's funny. :)


Heehee.

QuikSand
09-15-2003, 10:08 AM
That is cognac, you insolent fool.

bbor
09-15-2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by VPI97
.....his monocle pops out (like you don't picture QS with a monocle!).


When i think of QS now....all i see is Colonel Klink:D

ice4277
09-15-2003, 12:02 PM
Actually, now all I can picture is Dr. Mindbender from G.I. Joe.

QuikSand
09-15-2003, 12:05 PM
Who knew that a thread starting out with the dreaded trifecta-- scatological, anatomical and pharmacological references aplenty-- would end up focusing on me instead. Usually, it's the other way around.

Maple Leafs
09-15-2003, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by ice4277
Actually, now all I can picture is Dr. Mindbender from G.I. Joe. Funny, I see him as more the Mr. Peanut type. Top hat and all.

JeeberD
09-15-2003, 01:03 PM
I'm thinking of the Monopoly guy. Is his name Mr Moneybags?

cuervo72
09-15-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
I'm thinking of the Monopoly guy. Is his name Mr Moneybags?

His name USED to be "Rich Uncle Pennybags", but now it's just "Mr. Monopoly".

Franklinnoble
09-15-2003, 01:33 PM
Funny... I see Kickstand as more of the tragically mangled genius... you know, just sitting around drooling all over himself like Stephen Hawking or something.

JeeberD
09-15-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by cuervo72
His name USED to be "Rich Uncle Pennybags", but now it's just "Mr. Monopoly".

It would take lots of bags of pennies to make you rich...

cuervo72
09-15-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
It would take lots of bags of pennies to make you rich...

He's had nearly 80 years for people to hurl them at him.

Bee
09-15-2003, 04:39 PM
I picture QS looking more like the robot from Lost in Space.